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2013-07-19 06:22:02 PM
hadheard that there was a thriving porn industry in the United States, yeah.
 
2013-07-19 07:54:39 PM
Nations cannot hate sex. They are imaginary non sentient constructs that are defined by random lines.

Now sex hating cultures may like watching porn.
 
2013-07-19 08:35:45 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Nations cannot hate sex. They are imaginary non sentient constructs that are defined by random lines.

Now sex hating cultures may like watching porn.


They must like sex at some point otherwise it would have been "Sex hating cultures may have liked watching porn".
 
2013-07-19 08:42:05 PM
CSB
We tracked visitor IP addresses to our client's porn site and reported results.  We were amazed at how many originated from Iran. Iraq and other Arab states.  USA was #1, though.
/CSB
 
2013-07-19 08:43:18 PM
For research purposes only, I'm sure.
 
2013-07-19 08:45:25 PM
/hypocritical conservatives are hypocritical
 
2013-07-19 08:47:17 PM
What's all this fuss I keep hearing about sax and violins? Why don't parents what their children to see sax and violins? I say there should be more sax and violins and less game shows!

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 08:47:23 PM
Interesting that all those countries have "teen" at the top of their lists, yet the Vatican doesn't.

Or maybe "teen" is too old for the Vatican.
 
2013-07-19 08:47:50 PM
Ceiling cat knows.
 
2013-07-19 08:49:19 PM
Ya, know I have a very unpopular opinion about this subject. I like porn, it's kinda cool.

As a forty year old professionally educated white guy in 2013 I have to confess I don't mind watching 19 year old nubile black teen girls taking 14 inches of white meat up their behinds when I've had a rough Tuesday morning.

Amateur Russian teens? Gimme.
BBW gangbang amateur? Yum.
Barely legal redhead? Don't get me started!! (smile emoticon)

Porn is A-OK with me. A society without PAWGs is not a society, it's a hitlernazithing.
 
2013-07-19 08:52:28 PM
doesn't utah consume more porn than any other state?
 
2013-07-19 08:52:43 PM
Vatican City: Big Dick

/seems obvious
 
2013-07-19 08:53:33 PM
I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.
 
2013-07-19 08:54:18 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Ya, know I have a very unpopular opinion about this subject. I like porn, it's kinda cool.

As a forty year old professionally educated white guy in 2013 I have to confess I don't mind watching 19 year old nubile black teen girls taking 14 inches of white meat up their behinds when I've had a rough Tuesday morning.

Amateur Russian teens? Gimme.
BBW gangbang amateur? Yum.
Barely legal redhead? Don't get me started!! (smile emoticon)

Porn is A-OK with me. A society without PAWGs is not a society, it's a hitlernazithing.


Personally, I like 19 year old nubile black teen girls in full Victorian dress reading Jane Austen. Sometimes, I like to watch more than one at a time, like there's two or even three in the sitting room.

Some people say this makes me sick, but I don't care.
 
2013-07-19 08:56:17 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.


I had a friend that worked at one of the local porn stores. She said the redneck couples that came in always bought the big black dildos.
/Alabama what can I say?
 
2013-07-19 09:00:30 PM

Ishkur: Interesting that all those countries have "teen" at the top of their lists, yet the Vatican doesn't.

Or maybe "teen" is too old for the Vatican.


I think it's funny that their top 3 search terms are "Mature", "Big dick" and "MILF".
 
2013-07-19 09:00:44 PM

optional: 19 year old nubile black teen girls in full Victorian dress reading Jane Austen


I found a website one night where these chicks tried to read books as normally and calmly as possible while someone under the table did their best to.... thoroughly distract them

it was actually pretty damned cool. No shiatlord low budget crap, the chicks seemed like normal artsy volunteers, not wannabe pornstar crackheads or anything

I think it was a NYC artist's website... can't remember the name.
 
Slu
2013-07-19 09:00:57 PM
Who knew? Uh, everybody.
 
2013-07-19 09:01:39 PM
Hypocrisy is religions calling card.
 
2013-07-19 09:02:36 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.

I had a friend that worked at one of the local porn stores. She said the redneck couples that came in always bought the big black dildos.
/Alabama what can I say?


I have a strange feeling it's for the husband.
/Whar is Tranny on that list? They have no love for them.
 
2013-07-19 09:05:21 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: tinfoil-hat maggie: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.

I had a friend that worked at one of the local porn stores. She said the redneck couples that came in always bought the big black dildos.
/Alabama what can I say?

I have a strange feeling it's for the husband.
/Whar is Tranny on that list? They have no love for them.


I know right O_o
I think trans porn just will never be as popular as DP and some of the other things out there.
 
2013-07-19 09:07:47 PM

rkiller1: CSB
We tracked visitor IP addresses to our client's porn site and reported results.  We were amazed at how many originated from Iran. Iraq and other Arab states.  USA was #1, though.
/CSB


www.allmystery.de
 
2013-07-19 09:08:36 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.


Not everyone in the south is a Republican.   But there are quite a few, I expect them to search for BSDM related stuff.
 
2013-07-19 09:09:01 PM

Notabunny: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about sax and violins? Why don't parents what their children to see sax and violins? I say there should be more sax and violins and less game shows!

[img.photobucket.com image 500x382]


Uh, Emily?
 
2013-07-19 09:13:17 PM
Utah, subby, Utah knew.
 
2013-07-19 09:13:34 PM

rev. dave: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.

Not everyone in the south is a Republican.   But there are quite a few, I expect them to search for BSDM related stuff.


My black ex's mother said she hated white men with a passion(I'm not white so I was like whatever)
She brings her computer over to get it "wiped clean"
I looked through her pictures and saw a white penis cumming all over her chest and neck
/I swear this is true and I just didn't have the balls to tell her daughter
 
2013-07-19 09:15:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: Notabunny: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about sax and violins? Why don't parents what their children to see sax and violins? I say there should be more sax and violins and less game shows!

[img.photobucket.com image 500x382]

Uh, Emily?


Is this a 1995 reference to an 'unheard' post-'Naked' Talking Heads song, cause that would be kinda cool.
 
2013-07-19 09:28:00 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: rev. dave: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.

Not everyone in the south is a Republican.   But there are quite a few, I expect them to search for BSDM related stuff.

My black ex's mother said she hated white men with a passion(I'm not white so I was like whatever)
She brings her computer over to get it "wiped clean"
I looked through her pictures and saw a white penis cumming all over her chest and neck
/I swear this is true and I just didn't have the balls to tell her daughter


Like you've never heard of hate farking.
 
2013-07-19 09:28:05 PM

MurphyMurphy: optional: 19 year old nubile black teen girls in full Victorian dress reading Jane Austen

I found a website one night where these chicks tried to read books as normally and calmly as possible while someone under the table did their best to.... thoroughly distract them

it was actually pretty damned cool. No shiatlord low budget crap, the chicks seemed like normal artsy volunteers, not wannabe pornstar crackheads or anything

I think it was a NYC artist's website... can't remember the name.


Hysterical lit.
 
2013-07-19 09:32:49 PM

Ishkur: Interesting that all those countries have "teen" at the top of their lists, yet the Vatican doesn't.

Or maybe "teen" is too old for the Vatican.


Hentai was pretty popular, though. I wonder how popular loli/shota is...
 
2013-07-19 09:37:58 PM

rkiller1: CSB
We tracked visitor IP addresses to our client's porn site and reported results.  We were amazed at how many originated from Iran. Iraq and other Arab states.  USA was #1, though.
/CSB


USA was highest per capita or just in absolute numbers?

drjekel_mrhyde: My black ex's mother said she hated white men with a passion(I'm not white so I was like whatever)
She brings her computer over to get it "wiped clean"
I looked through her pictures and saw a white penis cumming all over her chest and neck
/I swear this is true and I just didn't have the balls to tell her daughter


I bet that the computer wasn't the only thing that needed to be "wiped clean" after that.

/mind bleach should do the trick
 
2013-07-19 09:42:08 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet a ton of Southern states and Mexico watch a shiatload of Ebony and gay porn.


It's true. I don't have the info off-hand but I remember reading about it.
Although, that's also where most black people happen to live so it's hard to ascribe a particular behavior behind it.
 
2013-07-19 09:46:16 PM
MurphyMurphy:
it was actually pretty damned cool. No shiatlord low budget crap, the chicks seemed like normal artsy volunteers, not wannabe pornstar crackheads or anything

I think it was a NYC artist's website... can't remember the name.


WEE OOO! WEE OOO! WEE OOO! Trash leak in thread 7861016!
Repeat:
WE HAVE A REDDIT LEAK IN THREAD 7851016
 
2013-07-19 09:47:16 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Gyrfalcon: Notabunny: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about sax and violins? Why don't parents what their children to see sax and violins? I say there should be more sax and violins and less game shows!

[img.photobucket.com image 500x382]

Uh, Emily?

Is this a 1995 reference to an 'unheard' post-'Naked' Talking Heads song, cause that would be kinda cool.


I think it was a reference to an old Gilda Radner SNL bit.

We are criminals that never broke no law, and THAT was a Talking Heads Sax & Violins reference.

Now if you'll excuse me, someone mentioned porn, and now Eva Angelina is calling.
 
2013-07-19 09:48:06 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: For research purposes only, I'm sure.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Townshend

totes OK
 
2013-07-19 09:49:24 PM

had98c: Hysterical lit.


that was it! thanks. I highly recommend giving it a view.

I can't stand that hardcore or cheap crap, more depressing than it is anything else.
Soft core stuff at least lets you get your kicks while keeping your soul intact.
 
2013-07-19 09:52:11 PM
bartblog.bartcop.com
 
2013-07-19 09:53:25 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Nations cannot hate sex. They are imaginary non sentient constructs that are defined by random lines.

Now sex hating cultures may like watching porn.


Cultures are also imaginary non-sentient constructs that are defined by random lines. The only difference is that the lines are philosophical instead of geographical.
 
2013-07-19 10:00:58 PM

MurphyMurphy: had98c: Hysterical lit.

that was it! thanks. I highly recommend giving it a view.

I can't stand that hardcore or cheap crap, more depressing than it is anything else.
Soft core stuff at least lets you get your kicks while keeping your soul intact.


*Google*

Hmmm, looks interest--- Margaret Cho??

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-07-19 10:03:52 PM

God-is-a-Taco: WE HAVE A REDDIT LEAK IN THREAD 7851016


You'll have to explain, I don't understand.

Are you under the impression this reddit place invented the term shiatlord?
 
2013-07-19 10:04:30 PM

MurphyMurphy: had98c: Hysterical lit.

that was it! thanks. I highly recommend giving it a view.

I can't stand that hardcore or cheap crap, more depressing than it is anything else.
Soft core stuff at least lets you get your kicks while keeping your soul intact.


You can think whatever you want that lets you sleep at night but a girl getting fingered under a table isn't that far removed from hc porn. Sure as hell isn't art.
 
2013-07-19 10:08:42 PM

Cambrian: You can think whatever you want that lets you sleep at night but a girl getting fingered under a table isn't that far removed from hc porn. Sure as hell isn't art.


Anything is art.
Just as anything considered art can be looked at by any one person and be labeled "that's not art"

And if you think someone getting fingered under a table is any shade of hardcore porn... you might not understand the term hardcore

/In fact, I'm thinking you don't understand a lot of words.

//Or I just really offended you by reminding you of the shame that is your hardcore porn addiction that apparently keeps you up at night.
 
2013-07-19 10:10:47 PM

MurphyMurphy: God-is-a-Taco: WE HAVE A REDDIT LEAK IN THREAD 7851016

You'll have to explain, I don't understand.

Are you under the impression this reddit place invented the term shiatlord?


No, he's apparently under the impression that terms that get phrased on the internet never migrate from site to site.
 
2013-07-19 10:14:07 PM

MurphyMurphy: Cambrian: You can think whatever you want that lets you sleep at night but a girl getting fingered under a table isn't that far removed from hc porn. Sure as hell isn't art.

Anything is art.
Just as anything considered art can be looked at by any one person and be labeled "that's not art"

And if you think someone getting fingered under a table is any shade of hardcore porn... you might not understand the term hardcore

/In fact, I'm thinking you don't understand a lot of words.

//Or I just really offended you by reminding you of the shame that is your hardcore porn addiction that apparently keeps you up at night.


I'm sure you're way more cultured than my redneck ass so ill go watch some hardcore fingerbanging and you can go jack it to some biatch reading Pride and Prejudice.
 
2013-07-19 10:15:00 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Darth_Lukecash: Nations cannot hate sex. They are imaginary non sentient constructs that are defined by random lines.

Now sex hating cultures may like watching porn.

They must like sex at some point otherwise it would have been "Sex hating cultures may have liked watching porn".


You rang?
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-19 10:17:27 PM

Cambrian: I'm sure you're way more cultured than my redneck ass so ill go watch some hardcore fingerbanging and you can go jack it to some biatch reading Pride and Prejudice.


you're so angry

...or is frustrated the word?
 
2013-07-19 10:18:52 PM

MurphyMurphy: had98c: Hysterical lit.

that was it! thanks. I highly recommend giving it a view.

I can't stand that hardcore or cheap crap, more depressing than it is anything else.
Soft core stuff at least lets you get your kicks while keeping your soul intact.


Porn is somehow destroying my soul?  Huh.  The things you learn.  Alright, well, I appreciate the heads up.

/*waves*
 
2013-07-19 10:21:47 PM

MurphyMurphy: Cambrian: I'm sure you're way more cultured than my redneck ass so ill go watch some hardcore fingerbanging and you can go jack it to some biatch reading Pride and Prejudice.

you're so angry

...or is frustrated the word?


I'm going to go with not in denial.
 
2013-07-19 10:26:45 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Nations cannot hate sex. They are imaginary non sentient constructs that are defined by random lines.


Or, they are a group of people associated with a particular territory and sufficiently conscious of their unity.

Or the word, somehow, has only one, very strict meaning. Which it doesn't.
 
2013-07-19 10:33:58 PM

ten foiled hats: Porn is somehow destroying my soul?


hey, to each their own. I'm not against porn. I think its normal and healthy and we can see cases of it all through history.

But I also think some shiat crosses the line. IMO, some of that shiat is downright depressing. Sorry if people take that as a referendum on their own preferences.

To me, it's the difference between a highclass fun strip club where the dancers make good money and might actually be going to college or have healthy day jobs / lives

...and the poor slum spots where it's nothing but cocaine/meth addicts begging to give you a lap dance so they can get their next fix.

Again, in my opinion, there does reach a point where it's just completely morally bankrupt.  Sorry if it sounds judgmental, this is fark so I shouldn't feel surprised to have to apologize for having either standards or taste.

Some shiat is just low rent, bottom line.
Some people like low rent, I call them creepy.
 
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