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(ABC)   Jennifer Lawrence: "Don't make a sex tape if you want to succeed." In related news, Jennifer Lawrence voted "most naive person in Hollywood"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-19 05:23:01 PM  
It's a form of brand protection.
 
2013-07-19 05:27:52 PM  
Didn't she win the Oscar or some crap?

So ... Jennifer Lawrence 1, AWs 0

/as far as Oscars go, I guess
//Although I'd bet some AWs have won Oscars
///Okay, I don't care anymore
////But I do love me some slashies
 
2013-07-19 06:09:34 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence's sex tape plays over and over in my mind.
 
2013-07-19 06:25:14 PM  
So what's the guess on how many posts until a particular Farker comes in to biatch about the semantics of sex "tape"?
 
2013-07-19 06:29:58 PM  
Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.
 
2013-07-19 06:30:33 PM  
Woodley said that Lawrence told her, "It will be the best thing that ever happened. But don't be an idiot [and] do a sex tape, do drugs. And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."

Subby misread the article. Jennifer's advice:

• don't be an idiot
• do a sex tape
• do drugs
• go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.
 
2013-07-19 06:34:08 PM  

Uzzah: Woodley said that Lawrence told her, "It will be the best thing that ever happened. But don't be an idiot [and] do a sex tape, do drugs. And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."

Subby misread the article. Jennifer's advice:

• don't be an idiot
• do a sex tape
• do drugs
• go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.


This is the sort of quotation where punctuation really matters.
 
2013-07-19 06:34:50 PM  

Uzzah: Woodley said that Lawrence told her, "It will be the best thing that ever happened. But don't be an idiot [and] do a sex tape, do drugs. And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."

Subby misread the article. Jennifer's advice:

• don't be an idiot
• do a sex tape
• do drugs
• go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.


I thought it was
1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive
 
2013-07-19 06:35:16 PM  
So um... not a bookmark.
 
2013-07-19 06:38:03 PM  
Yes, everyone can become the flavor of the month. It's easy!
 
2013-07-19 06:38:22 PM  

Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money bloated ass.


FIFY

/Jenn FTW
 
2013-07-19 06:39:06 PM  

TheLopper: • don't be an idiot
• do a sex tape
• do drugs
• go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.

I thought it was
1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive


a. Lord loves a workin' man
b. Don't trust whitey
c. See a doctor and get rid of it
 
2013-07-19 06:39:44 PM  
I'd like to see her in duct tape.
 
2013-07-19 06:41:36 PM  
What are the odds that a Jennifer Lawrence sextape will hit the net in the near future? It seems that when celebrities make such strong statements denouncing stuff like she is doing here, it usually comes out that they are guilty of doing what they are denouncing.
 
2013-07-19 06:43:54 PM  
She has amazingly articulate expressive language talent. Uh, not.
Pretty girl with a high school education, nothing more.
 
2013-07-19 06:47:37 PM  
Woodley said that Lawrence told her, "It will be the best thing that ever happened. But don't be an idiot [and] do a sex tape, (or) do drugs. And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."


gossipteen.com


YOU IDIOT!!!
 
2013-07-19 06:56:15 PM  
Fine.  I'll get it started.

jennifer-lawrence.com
 
2013-07-19 06:56:57 PM  
They cut off the rest of her statement. She meant to say "don't make a sex tape if you want to succeed at being known for anything but the sex tape."
 
2013-07-19 06:57:14 PM  
Fark Whole Foods, their CEO is nuttier than the bulk food bins.
 
2013-07-19 07:05:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
www.cineralia.com
 
2013-07-19 07:06:37 PM  
Challenge accepted.
 
2013-07-19 07:16:35 PM  
I dig this chick.  I love that she's smart as a whip, yet still can look in some photos like she is slightly retarded.  I love that she can look like one of the most beautiful women in creation, but can also look like a odd bird.  I love that she seems to have her head on her shoulders and "gets it."  I love that she has a so-far cool sense of humor.

So refreshing to see someone who isn't coasting on looks, has talent to spare and doesn't really give a shiat.
 
2013-07-19 07:18:29 PM  

wambu: Jennifer Lawrence's sex tape plays over and over in my mind.


I just saw "Jennifer Lawrence" and "sex tape" in the headline and got REALLY excited for a second.
 
2013-07-19 07:26:20 PM  
"And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."

What the fark does that even mean?
 
2013-07-19 07:29:39 PM  

fusillade762: I just saw "Jennifer Lawrence" and "sex tape" in the headline and got REALLY excited for a second.


Good to see your lasting longer than normal.

...wait, I don't want to see that at all.  Nevermind.  Carry on.
 
2013-07-19 07:32:35 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I dig this chick.  I love that she's smart as a whip, yet still can look in some photos like she is slightly retarded.  I love that she can look like one of the most beautiful women in creation, but can also look like a odd bird.  I love that she seems to have her head on her shoulders and "gets it."  I love that she has a so-far cool sense of humor.

So refreshing to see someone who isn't coasting on looks, has talent to spare and doesn't really give a shiat.


stalker
 
2013-07-19 07:33:05 PM  
Worked for lara bow
 
2013-07-19 07:36:52 PM  
And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.

wat?
 
2013-07-19 07:40:14 PM  
Easy for her to say because she has actual acting talent.  Of course, for all we know, the tape was made just in case the "real acting talent" thing didn't work.
 
2013-07-19 07:50:53 PM  

Fano: Worked for lara bow


Lara Bow? Is that some kind of flapper-porn name like Lillian Gash?
 
2013-07-19 07:56:16 PM  

fusillade762: wambu: Jennifer Lawrence's sex tape plays over and over in my mind.

I just saw "Jennifer Lawrence" and "sex tape" in the headline and got REALLY excited for a second.


I was skimming the pictures in this thread and thanks to both of you saw "Joey Lawrence Sex Tape."  Gah.
 
2013-07-19 07:56:17 PM  

peterthx: Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money bloated ass.

FIFY

/Jenn FTW


Bounce a quarter off of it and it might just end up in orbit
 
2013-07-19 07:59:07 PM  
And somewhere, Lyndsay Lohan is blowing a burp in someones face....
 
2013-07-19 08:21:58 PM  

Gulper Eel: Fano: Worked for lara bow

Lara Bow? Is that some kind of flapper-porn name like Lillian Gash?


Well played.
 
2013-07-19 08:33:24 PM  
What I wouldn't give for a Jennifer Lawrence/Shailene Woodley sex tape.
 
2013-07-19 08:35:52 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I dig this chick.  I love that she's smart as a whip, yet still can look in some photos like she is slightly retarded.  I love that she can look like one of the most beautiful women in creation, but can also look like a odd bird.  I love that she seems to have her head on her shoulders and "gets it."  I love that she has a so-far cool sense of humor.

So refreshing to see someone who isn't coasting on looks, has talent to spare and doesn't really give a shiat.


This.
 
2013-07-19 08:50:44 PM  

Blathering Idjut: "And go to Whole Foods when your movie opens."

What the fark does that even mean?


Right after the Hunger Games opened, Jennifer Lawrence tried to make what was probably her usual grocery run to Whole Foods and got mobbed by paparazzi. She seemed pretty unnerved and upset by it at the time, I imagine that's what she's thinking of.
 
2013-07-19 09:01:17 PM  

Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.


'Jennifer Lawrence earned $23 million in 2013, est net worth is estimated at $30million. Kim Kardashin's net worth is estimated at about $40 million (some rumors out there that the Kardashins are going broke-spending more than they take in).


Jennifer Garner has won both and Academy Award, Golden Globe and SAG among others . Can probably look at herself in the mirror without shame

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, Married/divorced an NBA Player in a publicity stunt. Currently exchanging bodily fluids with a weapons grade douche bag. Spawned with same douche bag. Related to rest of the Kardashians. Reality TV, won Teen and Peoples choice awards. If she managed to raise her level of self awareness above that of a parrot she would probably be ashamed to look at herself in a mirror.

Also Kim Kardashian is fat.
 
2013-07-19 09:10:17 PM  

Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.


And Jennifer Lawrence looks down at Kim Kardashian from a bigger pile...your point being?
 
2013-07-19 09:24:55 PM  

Rwa2play: Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.

And Jennifer Lawrence looks down at Kim Kardashian from a bigger pile...your point being?


Nope, the Kardashiad has way, WAY more money than some mere actress. Remember Chris Rock talking about being rich versus being wealthy? The Kardashians (at least their father) are farking WEALTHY.
 
2013-07-19 09:26:56 PM  

Trocadero: Rwa2play: Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.

And Jennifer Lawrence looks down at Kim Kardashian from a bigger pile...your point being?

Nope, the Kardashiad has way, WAY more money than some mere actress. Remember Chris Rock talking about being rich versus being wealthy? The Kardashians (at least their father) are farking WEALTHY.


Jennifer Lawrence is gonna have maybe, what, 40 years of acting jobs ahead of her.  KK will be broke well before the reality craze finally goes away.
 
2013-07-19 09:28:47 PM  

Trocadero: Rwa2play: Dr.Zom: Kim Kardashian laughs from atop her giant pile of money.

And Jennifer Lawrence looks down at Kim Kardashian from a bigger pile...your point being?

Nope, the Kardashiad has way, WAY more money than some mere actress. Remember Chris Rock talking about being rich versus being wealthy? The Kardashians (at least their father) are farking WEALTHY.


So wait, an entire family of celebrities (or pseudo celebs) with businesses on top of a joke of a reality show makes more than a single person? No facking way...
 
2013-07-19 09:36:11 PM  

Rwa2play: Jennifer Lawrence is gonna have maybe, what, 40 years of acting jobs ahead of her. KK will be broke well before the reality craze finally goes away.


As much as I can't stomach it, the Kardashians were wealthy socialites before they got famous. Their reality TV ventures just made them wealthier.

Jennifer Lawrence is self-made, and maybe she'll have a long and wealthy career, but the Kardashians have a head-start on her.
 
2013-07-19 09:37:16 PM  

kronicfeld: TheLopper: • don't be an idiot
• do a sex tape
• do drugs
• go to Whole Foods when your movie opens.

I thought it was
1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive

a. Lord loves a workin' man
b. Don't trust whitey
c. See a doctor and get rid of it


i. You do not talk about fight club
ii.  You DO NOT talk about fight club
iii.  If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight isover.
 
2013-07-19 09:43:27 PM  

Ishkur: Rwa2play: Jennifer Lawrence is gonna have maybe, what, 40 years of acting jobs ahead of her. KK will be broke well before the reality craze finally goes away.

As much as I can't stomach it, the Kardashians were wealthy socialites before they got famous. Their reality TV ventures just made them wealthier.

Jennifer Lawrence is self-made, and maybe she'll have a long and wealthy career, but the Kardashians have a head-start on her.


Actually they weren't wealthy. They were well off, then Robert Kardashian got sick, that and their spending habits ate most of their money. Then the mother married Bruce Jenner after Robert Kardashian died, but because of his divorce and the Kardashians spending habits, his money was running out. This is when Kim's sextape was leaked. And it made her famous because of the notoriety she got from being known as one of Paris Hilton's best friends.
 
2013-07-19 09:56:34 PM  
Great. Now I have to explain to my penis that there is no Jennifer Lawrence sex tape.

/He had such high hopes.
//Poor little guy.
 
2013-07-19 10:05:28 PM  

ongbok: Ishkur: Rwa2play: Jennifer Lawrence is gonna have maybe, what, 40 years of acting jobs ahead of her. KK will be broke well before the reality craze finally goes away.

As much as I can't stomach it, the Kardashians were wealthy socialites before they got famous. Their reality TV ventures just made them wealthier.

Jennifer Lawrence is self-made, and maybe she'll have a long and wealthy career, but the Kardashians have a head-start on her.

Actually they weren't wealthy. They were well off, then Robert Kardashian got sick, that and their spending habits ate most of their money. Then the mother married Bruce Jenner after Robert Kardashian died, but because of his divorce and the Kardashians spending habits, his money was running out. This is when Kim's sextape was leaked. And it made her famous because of the notoriety she got from being known as one of Paris Hilton's best friends.


You know WAY too much about these people.
 
2013-07-19 10:22:11 PM  

fusillade762: ongbok: Ishkur: Rwa2play: Jennifer Lawrence is gonna have maybe, what, 40 years of acting jobs ahead of her. KK will be broke well before the reality craze finally goes away.

As much as I can't stomach it, the Kardashians were wealthy socialites before they got famous. Their reality TV ventures just made them wealthier.

Jennifer Lawrence is self-made, and maybe she'll have a long and wealthy career, but the Kardashians have a head-start on her.

Actually they weren't wealthy. They were well off, then Robert Kardashian got sick, that and their spending habits ate most of their money. Then the mother married Bruce Jenner after Robert Kardashian died, but because of his divorce and the Kardashians spending habits, his money was running out. This is when Kim's sextape was leaked. And it made her famous because of the notoriety she got from being known as one of Paris Hilton's best friends.

You know WAY too much about these people.


And that is something I'm not proud of. One day I was sitting around doing nothing and I caught one of those expose shows about them.
 
2013-07-19 10:27:07 PM  
I think the real lesson is this:

Do a sex tape, you could wind up looked down upon like a Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

Film a sex scene, you could win an Oscar like Halle Berry, Marion Cotillard, Holly Hunter, Kate Winslet, Juliette Binoche, Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz...
 
2013-07-19 10:39:36 PM  

EdgeRunner: I think the real lesson is this:

Do a sex tape, you could wind up looked down upon like a Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

Film a sex scene, you could win an Oscar like Halle Berry, Marion Cotillard, Holly Hunter, Kate Winslet, Juliette Binoche, Charlize Theron, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz...


If you don't see the difference between the two you need to be looked down upon on like the Kardashians or Paris Hilton.
 
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