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(SacBee)   Sac area among worst places for STDs   (sacbee.com) divider line 68
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2013-07-19 03:29:40 PM
I lol'd.
 
2013-07-19 03:37:56 PM
Good one.
 
2013-07-19 03:52:10 PM
Don't look at me, guys. I'm clean.
 
2013-07-19 04:09:37 PM
Aren't Sacramento's main (only) industries politics and lobbying?

Color me shocked.
 
2013-07-19 04:23:46 PM
heh. sac
 
2013-07-19 04:38:04 PM
I lol'd subby.
 
2013-07-19 04:53:56 PM

kiwimoogle84: Don't look at me, guys. I'm clean.


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2013-07-19 04:55:12 PM
Worst place for STD's or worst place to catch STD's.  Big difference.
 
2013-07-19 04:56:16 PM
Just because there's an area there that used to be known as the Herpes Triangle is no reason to think STDs are rampant
 
2013-07-19 05:03:24 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't Sacramento's main (only) industries politics and lobbying?

Color me shocked.


And train graveyards and meth.
 
2013-07-19 05:06:41 PM
I lost my sack in Sacramento.
 
2013-07-19 05:07:13 PM
While bad for STDs, Sac is great for eating http://farmtoforkcapital.com/
 
2013-07-19 05:07:17 PM
Yes, to avoid disease, please limit your vacation to the Grand Tetons area.
 
2013-07-19 05:08:17 PM

Lifeless: ecmoRandomNumbers: Aren't Sacramento's main (only) industries politics and lobbying?

Color me shocked.

And train graveyards and meth.


You drive through it on I-80 and it's just freaking endless, and you and thinking "What the hell can all these people be DOING out here?  What frickin jobs can there be out here in the middle of rice paddies and almond orchards?  Tractor repair?"
 
2013-07-19 05:08:26 PM
We lived there for one year.  One very, very long year.
 
2013-07-19 05:09:21 PM
SAC is number 3?  I guess LA at number 1 isnt important......
 
2013-07-19 05:09:48 PM
Isn't there a Navy base there?
 
2013-07-19 05:11:36 PM
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2013-07-19 05:11:41 PM

Strobeguy: SAC is number 3?  I guess LA at number 1 isnt important......


To be fair the headline says "among worst places"
 
2013-07-19 05:14:24 PM
"Daddy, Daddy! What did you bring home for us from Sacramento?"
 
2013-07-19 05:14:26 PM
...and yet the NBA decided to keep the Kings there.

Seattle is probably better off, as you wouldn't want to catch anything from Sack-town.
 
2013-07-19 05:14:59 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: While bad for STDs, Sac is great for eating http://farmtoforkcapital.com/


Well yes it should be a vegetable capitol. I mean who would want to fark a....oh, OH SHI.....
 
2013-07-19 05:18:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't there a Navy base there?


Sacramento's all Air Force.  Travis, Beale, and the former McLellan (now a Coast Guard airfield) and Mather (now a secondary airport with the regional TRACON) AFB's all within 50 miles.
 
2013-07-19 05:21:53 PM

Treygreen13: Strobeguy: SAC is number 3?  I guess LA at number 1 isnt important......

To be fair the headline says "among worst places"


I know!, lets have a Grab Bag!...Grab your bag and leave California!
 
2013-07-19 05:26:09 PM

hardinparamedic: kiwimoogle84: Don't look at me, guys. I'm clean.

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Thanks. Glad to have the love and support of my fellow farkers
 
2013-07-19 05:35:02 PM
To get one or to be one?
 
2013-07-19 05:35:17 PM
Meanwhile in India

www.myindiapictures.com

/hot
 
2013-07-19 05:36:32 PM
Baltimore is usually #1 on those lists.
 
2013-07-19 05:39:12 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Isn't there a Navy base there?


Probably. There does seem to be a lot of sea men involved.

You don't worry about getting STD's if you give them.
 
2013-07-19 05:45:22 PM
Remember, the only 100% effective means of preventing STDs and pregnancy is sticking it in a chick's ear.
 
2013-07-19 05:45:53 PM
Kinda surprising. UCSB or IV should take the cake.

/Cali native
 
2013-07-19 05:45:54 PM
Texas wants the Crown

Planned Parenthood in Sacramento - trying to combat the high infection rates - runs an education program in schools to teach kids about the dangers of having unsafe sex.


Texas Legislature declares Planned Parenthood a terrorist organization in 3 .2 1
 
2013-07-19 06:00:18 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-19 06:01:12 PM

darth_badger: "Daddy, Daddy! What did you bring home for us from Sacramento?"


Crabs!
 
2013-07-19 06:03:00 PM
People behaving badly, color me shocked.
 
2013-07-19 06:15:12 PM
Scrotum....scrrrotum
it's the thing I keep my testes in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epz7WbhpHZo
 
2013-07-19 06:19:03 PM
in my day lots of guys used STP in their hot rods. damn fine product. what the hell went wrong? you hipsters with your fancypants imports, i tell you what.
 
2013-07-19 06:20:06 PM
The thing that stuck out at me from the article was the person blaming it on the proliferation of smart phones and how easy it made it for teens to meet and hook-up with other teens.

We just called that High School when I was a whippersnapper.
 
2013-07-19 06:21:34 PM

ReverendJimBobHammer: The thing that stuck out at me from the article was the person blaming it on the proliferation of smart phones and how easy it made it for teens to meet and hook-up with other teens.

We just called that High School when I was a whippersnapper.


What apps are they using? For research
 
2013-07-19 06:26:07 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: ReverendJimBobHammer: The thing that stuck out at me from the article was the person blaming it on the proliferation of smart phones and how easy it made it for teens to meet and hook-up with other teens.

We just called that High School when I was a whippersnapper.

What apps are they using? For research


iDrip
 
2013-07-19 06:42:22 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Contrabulous Flabtraption: ReverendJimBobHammer: The thing that stuck out at me from the article was the person blaming it on the proliferation of smart phones and how easy it made it for teens to meet and hook-up with other teens.

We just called that High School when I was a whippersnapper.

What apps are they using? For research

iDrip


iScab
iWhore
iAids
iWart
 
2013-07-19 06:45:50 PM
#3!

That's shocking.  It used to be #1!

Might have something to do with those freelove hippies in Davis.

/married a girl I met in Davis.
//she was a virgin!
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2013-07-19 06:52:13 PM
I can think of a place that would be worse than Sacramento. Just look one post down.
 
2013-07-19 06:52:51 PM
Grrrr. One thread down.
 
2013-07-19 06:55:41 PM

hardinparamedic: kiwimoogle84: Don't look at me, guys. I'm clean.

 
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She may be a dude, from the look of it... hehehe...
 
2013-07-19 06:56:24 PM
+1 subby, I LOLed...
 
2013-07-19 06:59:04 PM
Rates are per 100,000. Not bad odds...
 
2013-07-19 07:11:05 PM
I'm wondering if we ever will hear about people catching STDs from sex toys:
"Yeah, I'm sorry ma'am, but the instructions clearly said dispose of after the 1000th use"
"Sorry about the infection, sir, but the instructions on the fleshlight clearly say clean after every use"
 
2013-07-19 07:16:32 PM
I lost a testicle in Sacramento. From torsion, not from the naughty girls of the city.
Now I'm glad I didn't get lucky last night in Folsom.
/Single and disease free
 
2013-07-19 07:20:18 PM
It ain't me!!!!
 
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