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(Gothamist)   Contest to crown Brooklyn's tiniest penis will be held tomorrow. Contest delayed to get permits allowing extra parking for all the monster trucks   ( divider line
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10934 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 3:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-19 01:33:49 PM  
3 votes:
2013-07-19 07:23:57 PM  
2 votes:

one-in-the-chamber: why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.

Says the guy with a gun-fetish username who would  deny until he got frothing mad that gun-fetishism is symbolic penis worship.
2013-07-20 07:16:46 AM  
1 vote:
Curse me and my seven inches! Now if I just take this knife...
2013-07-19 04:38:41 PM  
1 vote:
Anything under 8" qualifies for the tiny dick contest? Guess I should sign up...twice.
2013-07-19 04:22:27 PM  
1 vote:
I must hurry. My people need me.

/ummm ......
2013-07-19 04:14:34 PM  
1 vote:
Just remember, some are grow'rs, some are show'rs.
2013-07-19 03:59:24 PM  
1 vote:
Where do I park?
2013-07-19 03:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
sigh, I remember when Brooklyn used to be tough
2013-07-19 03:52:52 PM  
1 vote:
2013-07-19 03:49:43 PM  
1 vote:
I was going to go, but they kept asking me if my entry was in...
2013-07-19 03:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
Hell, I would sign up just to come in last.  Talk about an ego boost.

/I'm the runner up?  shiat...
2013-07-19 03:47:08 PM  
1 vote:

I WIN!!!
2013-07-19 03:42:49 PM  
1 vote:
So they're going to crown King Needledick of Long island?
2013-07-19 03:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Can we start giving out Most Cliche'd Toy Envy awards to every moron who keeps using this joke?
2013-07-19 03:29:35 PM  
1 vote:

James!: The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.

Can you get us a reduced entrance fee?
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