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(Gothamist)   Contest to crown Brooklyn's tiniest penis will be held tomorrow. Contest delayed to get permits allowing extra parking for all the monster trucks   (gothamist.com) divider line 121
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2013-07-19 07:06:56 PM
Tiny dicks are wonderful.  Average dicks are wonderful.  Large dicks are wonderful.  To keep it short, dicks are wonderful.  Not everybody feels the same way, but variety is what makes the world go round.  If I lived anywhere near Brooklyn, I wouldn't be a contestant, but I'd totally attend the contest, and I'm certain I'd have a blast.
 
2013-07-19 07:15:57 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's


Average Joe's what?
 
2013-07-19 07:18:00 PM
why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.
 
2013-07-19 07:21:29 PM
Large penis or small penis, the plan for sexual satisfaction is the same for everyone:
1. Figure out what makes her/him feel good.
2. Do a lot of that.

And if a certain dimension is required for step 1, remember that it's much easier to augment a modest endowment than to reduce a generous one.
 
2013-07-19 07:23:57 PM

one-in-the-chamber: why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.


Says the guy with a gun-fetish username who would  deny until he got frothing mad that gun-fetishism is symbolic penis worship.
 
2013-07-19 07:38:02 PM

Loaf's Tray: Society comes down unfairly on us "growers"...I mean it's still small, but it's not THAT small!


It's like a blossoming shiatake
 
2013-07-19 07:49:41 PM

HairBolus: one-in-the-chamber: why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.

Says the guy with a gun-fetish username who would  deny until he got frothing mad that gun-fetishism is symbolic penis worship.


first of all, my handle merely suggests that I am always prepared. why would you would assume I have a gun fetish? just goes to show what an ignorant Fark you are.
if I upset you by suggesting there might be a better way to spend a sat. afternoon then admiring men's penises. I think that says more about where your head is at.
/ass clown you are
 
2013-07-19 08:02:10 PM
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2013-07-19 08:25:09 PM

hardinparamedic: This fetish is known as cuckolding, for those who are wondering.

It's a rather odd one.


Thats not what i understand cuckolding to be...
 
2013-07-19 08:29:52 PM

robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?


In college i had a black roommate. Tall, buff dude. His schtick was to tell chicks he had an itty bitty ween. Then they all wanted to see it cause they didnt believe it.

/it wasnt small...for a white guy anyway.
 
2013-07-19 08:32:23 PM

Oldiron_79: robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?

Well I'm white and I don't think Ive seen a black one bigger than mine other than porn.


Um, how often do you check out black cock outside if porn??
 
2013-07-19 08:38:12 PM
o'really: Oldiron_79: robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?

Well I'm white and I don't think Ive seen a black one bigger than mine other than porn.

Um, how often do you check out black cock outside if porn??


Certainly don't look for it but I definitely went to school back when the gym showers was the infamous big toom with showerheads along the wall.
 
2013-07-19 11:31:44 PM
Ya'll ever heard of SPH? Some men get off on small penis humiliation. I don't get it-- but had a lot of fun with an under-endowed-roommate's girlfriend.
 
2013-07-20 04:09:21 AM
Will it be open carry? Extra-capacity magazines?
 
2013-07-20 07:16:46 AM
Curse me and my seven inches! Now if I just take this knife...
 
2013-07-20 11:33:22 AM

o'really: Thats not what i understand cuckolding to be...


It's a part of it.
 
2013-07-20 12:14:01 PM

filter: Ya'll ever heard of SPH? Some men get off on small penis humiliation. I don't get it-- but had a lot of fun with an under-endowed-roommate's girlfriend.


Dear  Penthouse...

No, actually, that's a thing and I do believe you. But you weren't the one getting lucky, it was your roommate. Guys who'll sleep with other guys' girlfriends are easy to come by. Women who will indulge their actual boyfriends' desire to be sexually humiliated by sleeping with other guys are not so common, and he was lucky to find her. He must have had a huge pe... no, wait, that can't be right. He must have had a huge bank account.

(And yes, I realize that by saying this I made it sound like I'm a small-penis-humiliation-fetishist myself. I just read a lot of internet sex advice columns, is all. I'll have you people know I don't enjoy the smallness of my penis in any way!)
 
2013-07-20 12:52:50 PM

semiotix: No, actually, that's a thing and I do believe you. But you weren't the one getting lucky, it was your roommate. Guys who'll sleep with other guys' girlfriends are easy to come by. Women who will indulge their actual boyfriends' desire to be sexually humiliated by sleeping with other guys are not so common, and he was lucky to find her. He must have had a huge pe... no, wait, that can't be right. He must have had a huge bank account.


I'd point out that it's more common than people think, it's just not talked about as openly as 50 Shades of Grey style tying down and ravaging. SPH, Cuckolding, and Male Submission in general is a huge thing in the Western World. Especially among men who have high stress, high control lives. (Which is why you tend to see scandals involving rich/powerful people and the people that beat them.)

Around 55% of Men, IIRC, report having fantasies of being pegged by their partner, or have done so in the United States. Kink is a pretty common thing.
 
2013-07-20 12:59:26 PM

hardinparamedic: Kink is a pretty common thing.


Yeah, kink's pretty vanilla these days. I can't wait for kink to get so mainstream that my monthly heterosexual missionary-position coitus with my lawfully wedded spouse becomes edgy and taboo. It'll happen!

/but yeah, I know what you mean
 
2013-07-20 01:20:57 PM

semiotix: I can't wait for kink to get so mainstream that my monthly heterosexual missionary-position coitus with my lawfully wedded spouse becomes edgy and taboo. It'll happen!


I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but...that's really boring sounding. :P
 
2013-07-20 01:36:06 PM
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