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(Gothamist)   Contest to crown Brooklyn's tiniest penis will be held tomorrow. Contest delayed to get permits allowing extra parking for all the monster trucks   (gothamist.com) divider line 121
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2013-07-19 01:33:49 PM
Um...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-19 01:42:32 PM
The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.
 
2013-07-19 02:02:43 PM
They already did that on Howard Stern.
 
2013-07-19 02:52:28 PM
I'm just going to hop on over to some public wifi hotspot instead of clicking that at work.
 
2013-07-19 03:10:17 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 03:23:36 PM
I gotta wonder how one finds the chutzpah to suggest participation in this to a man. Well, other than the obligatory "link this story on Facebook and tag all ex-boyfriends" route.
 
2013-07-19 03:29:35 PM

James!: The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.


Can you get us a reduced entrance fee?
 
2013-07-19 03:39:00 PM

brap: James!: The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.

Can you get us a reduced entrance fee?


I assumed it was free.
 
2013-07-19 03:39:48 PM
If it's really that tiny, how are they going to fit a crown on it?
 
2013-07-19 03:41:15 PM

brap: James!: The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.

Can you get us a reduced entrance fee?


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-19 03:42:18 PM
Can we start giving out Most Cliche'd Toy Envy awards to every moron who keeps using this joke?
 
2013-07-19 03:42:43 PM

new_york_monty: If it's really that tiny, how are they going to fit a crown on it?


They can borrow my tweezers and magnifying glass that I use to pee.
 
2013-07-19 03:42:49 PM
So they're going to crown King Needledick of Long island?
 
2013-07-19 03:43:27 PM

AaronK: new_york_monty: If it's really that tiny, how are they going to fit a crown on it?

They can borrow my tweezers and magnifying glass that I use to pee.


Good luck in the contest!
 
2013-07-19 03:45:29 PM

James!: brap: James!: The people who run that bar are friends of my girlfriend.  I once saw an argument in French turn into a fist fight there.

Can you get us a reduced entrance fee?

I assumed it was free.


Well maybe when it's rock hard.  Oh FREE, my bad.
 
2013-07-19 03:46:31 PM
Some women like small dicks.
They're called "imaginary".
 
2013-07-19 03:47:03 PM
Flaccid or erect?
 
2013-07-19 03:47:08 PM
/penis


I WIN!!!
 
2013-07-19 03:48:34 PM
Hell, I would sign up just to come in last.  Talk about an ego boost.

/I'm the runner up?  shiat...
 
2013-07-19 03:48:50 PM
I was going to be in it, but had to pull out.
 
2013-07-19 03:49:17 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Some women like small dicks.
They're called "imaginary".


So all that asian porn is just a hoax? I thought small penises make women scream in pain when being impaled by a needle.
 
2013-07-19 03:49:39 PM
Cue the tiny Dick apolgists.
 
2013-07-19 03:49:43 PM
I was going to go, but they kept asking me if my entry was in...
 
2013-07-19 03:51:16 PM
Aimee Arciuolo, in May, she told us: "I do expect there will be a few giant dicks that come to show off, but if they are over eight inches they will be disqualified and forced to buy a round for the judges."

Good idea.
 
2013-07-19 03:51:22 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-19 03:51:26 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
WGJ
2013-07-19 03:52:34 PM
Three midgets were sitting around getting drunk one day when they decided to go down the the Guinness place to see if they qualified for any records. One had teeny-tiny hands, 1 had teeny-tiny feet, and 1 had a teeny-tiny penis.

So they get there and the midget with the teeny-tiny hands goes in first. About 45 minutes later he comes out yelling "woo-hoo! I've got the smallest hands in the world!"

The midget with the teeny-tiny feet goes in next, and about 45 minutes later he comes out yelling "woo-hoo! I've got the smallest feet in the world!"

The midget with the teeny-tiny penis goes in last, and about 10 minutes later he comes out yelling "who the fark is WGJ?!?"
 
2013-07-19 03:52:37 PM
Great, another thing the Chinese will beat us at.
 
2013-07-19 03:52:52 PM
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-07-19 03:53:15 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Can we start giving out Most Cliche'd Toy Envy awards to every moron who keeps using this joke?


You sound less than fat.
 
2013-07-19 03:53:24 PM
I'm  engorged to a full inch.
 
2013-07-19 03:54:05 PM
It's not about size, it's about how you use it. People shouldnt be embarassed!
 
2013-07-19 03:54:50 PM

Already Disturbed: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Is that from the Richard Bey Show? I think it is. Jerry Springer's even funnier predecessor.
 
2013-07-19 03:56:36 PM

Supercampion: It's not about size, it's about how you use it. People shouldnt be embarassed!


Use it as a substitute syringe for insulin?
 
2013-07-19 03:57:26 PM
sigh, I remember when Brooklyn used to be tough
 
2013-07-19 03:57:34 PM
or hummer driver
 
2013-07-19 03:58:02 PM
This is a real thing? This link & article is not a joke?

Oh.
 
2013-07-19 03:58:30 PM

Kanemano: sigh, I remember when Brooklyn used to be tough


Back before the hipster invasion.
 
2013-07-19 03:59:24 PM
Where do I park?

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 03:59:41 PM
I think I'll enter the contest but first I'll fill my underwear with ice cubes.
 
2013-07-19 04:05:06 PM
It's just not fair if they don't hold a contest for the Brooklyn's biggest vagina.

/preemptively: your mom
 
2013-07-19 04:06:13 PM
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them says "I have the smallest head in the world." The other guy says "I have the smallest penis in the world." They decide to go to the Hall of Records to see if they're right. A few hours later they meet up and the first guy says "Whaddaya know! I do have the smallest head in the world!" The other guy says "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"
 
2013-07-19 04:11:52 PM

traylor: It's just not fair if they don't hold a contest for the Brooklyn's biggest vagina.

/preemptively: your mom


farm1.staticflickr.com


/also these days, there'd be too many contestants
 
2013-07-19 04:13:23 PM
Obligatory
thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 04:14:34 PM
Just remember, some are grow'rs, some are show'rs.
 
2013-07-19 04:14:39 PM

Astorix: or hummer driver


I don't know about that.

Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.
 
2013-07-19 04:17:39 PM
Society comes down unfairly on us "growers"...I mean it's still small, but it's not THAT small!
 
2013-07-19 04:19:09 PM
There is a developmental condition called "Micro Penis"  (NSFW GIS).

There was some speculation that Rush Limbaugh has this condition considering how frantic he gets during his various pain-killer / Viagra legal problem that his medical records not be released.
 
2013-07-19 04:19:32 PM
So would it be considered a winner or a loser for those that get knocked out quick for being too big??
 
2013-07-19 04:19:53 PM
Tiniest penis in New York?  First, start by looking at the guys.

Or is that balls they lack?
 
2013-07-19 04:21:45 PM

TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.


I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."
 
2013-07-19 04:22:27 PM
I must hurry. My people need me.

/ummm ......
 
2013-07-19 04:24:10 PM

Molavian: Tiniest penis in New York?  First, start by looking at the guys.

Or is that balls they lack?


This thread was starting to get confusing.  Thank god the editor of  New York Cock Aficionadoshowed up to tell us what was what.
 
2013-07-19 04:28:13 PM
As someone who's fulgy but has a huge cawk I should enter just so I can see if I can pick up a girl after I drop the robe and show off my impressive member amd am like guess I lose.
 
2013-07-19 04:32:50 PM

ChipNASA: So they're going to crown King Needledick of Long island?


Why did I read that as "King Nickleback"?
 
2013-07-19 04:33:01 PM

Loaf's Tray: Society comes down unfairly on us "growers"...I mean it's still small, but it's not THAT small!


Yes it is

Most fun I ever had was two weeks with a Danish girl who'd only ever been with show'ers.

She loved making it grow.

/so did I ...
 
2013-07-19 04:35:20 PM

Molavian: Tiniest penis in New York?  First, start by looking at the guys.

Or is that balls they lack?


thank god Fark has an expert on the subject
 
2013-07-19 04:38:39 PM
Winner of contest gets to join for threeway ...

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-19 04:38:41 PM
Anything under 8" qualifies for the tiny dick contest? Guess I should sign up...twice.
 
2013-07-19 04:39:41 PM

reillan: ChipNASA: So they're going to crown King Needledick of Long island?

Why did I read that as "King Nickleback"?


Same thing.
 
2013-07-19 04:45:10 PM
This belongs here then...

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-07-19 04:47:07 PM
Should be held in Jamaica NY, so I have an excuse to pull out the Wendy joke
 
2013-07-19 04:49:51 PM
Clients of Rabbi Shlomo, "The shakey handed mohel" excluded.
 
2013-07-19 04:49:54 PM

Loaf's Tray: Society comes down unfairly on us "growers"...I mean it's still small, but it's not THAT small!


Why would that be such a big deal? Besides other men in changerooms and doctors, everyone else who sees your junk is going to see it in it's "enhanced" state anyway.
 
2013-07-19 04:51:18 PM

Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."


Sure... "on the internet" yeah yeah yeah.
 
2013-07-19 04:52:06 PM

Ambitwistor: [www.smbc-comics.com image 405x527]


It's funny because it's true! I bet, given the choice, more people would go for the guy with the  magnificently tiny penis, than the guy who was merely smallish. And I bet the guys with magnificently tiny penises are as cocky, no pun intended, as guys who are hung.


-- a parable --

The lioness was queen of the savannah, ruler of all she surveyed. But one day, as she stalked a gazelle, she stepped on a thorn, and fell to the ground in pain. "Come to me, O Gazelle, and remove this thorn from my paw, and if you do, I shall spare your life," she said. "I shall do as you ask, O Lioness," the gazelle replied, "that we may live in peace from this day forward. But beware: the thorn is deep, and it will be painful to remove. Do not, in your anger, forget your promise." The lioness replied, "You are a noble beast, Gazelle. I shall not forget my promise." So the gazelle went to work, removing the thorn. The lioness was greatly pained, and cried aloud, and shed many tears. But at last the thorn was free. The two animals parted in friendship, and the lioness kept her word to her dying day.

That same night, a mouse was heard to say: "Well what would you have done? She was sprawled wide open right there in front of me. Of course I farked her. And I'll tell you what, not only did I fark her, but you should have heard that biatch scream when I slipped it in."
 
2013-07-19 04:53:13 PM
As a person interested in science and such, I've always found it fascinating that my penis is so comically, cartoonishly small when not "in use", yet multiple women have found it to be more than satisfying.

And by multiple, I mean more than one.

/groWER
 
2013-07-19 05:00:35 PM

Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."


No we call ourselves average Joe's
 
2013-07-19 05:01:26 PM
Cunning plan: Compete, come in dead last, profit
 
2013-07-19 05:02:37 PM

semiotix: -- a parable --


OK, I laughed.. how long have you been waiting for a thread related enough to post that?
 
2013-07-19 05:03:27 PM

23FPB23: As a person interested in science and such, I've always found it fascinating that my penis is so comically, cartoonishly small when not "in use", yet multiple women have found it to be more than satisfying.

And by multiple, I mean more than one.

/groWER


I, too, am a lover of science, yet as I have no empirical evidence, I cannot say whether growth would mitigate what, at first glance, appears to be a lack of performance ability
 
2013-07-19 05:04:35 PM
It's not the meat its the motion!
 
2013-07-19 05:05:13 PM
This fetish is known as cuckolding, for those who are wondering.

It's a rather odd one.
 
2013-07-19 05:05:28 PM

traylor: It's just not fair if they don't hold a contest for the Brooklyn's biggest vagina.



No competition.  David Blaine.
 
2013-07-19 05:06:30 PM

Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."


Just like a fat chick with itty bitty titties, nearly the saddest words of mice or men
 
2013-07-19 05:07:54 PM
It's not funny!! It's a handicap!! I was born this way; you wouldn't laugh at a guy in a wheelchair!!!
 
2013-07-19 05:10:42 PM
I saw G.G. Allin when I was 15. I saw him poop on the stage, attack the crowd, squirt beer up his ass with a turkey baster and smash the microphone into his forehead. But the thing that traumatized me the most was his little bitty penis. I see why he was so angry.
 
2013-07-19 05:18:51 PM
TomD9938:

Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

Drug dealers?
 
2013-07-19 05:20:33 PM

devilskware: I saw G.G. Allin when I was 15. I saw him poop on the stage, attack the crowd, squirt beer up his ass with a turkey baster and smash the microphone into his forehead. But the thing that traumatized me the most was his little bitty penis. I see why he was so angry.


Maybe he should of sang about having a Needle Cock, not one up it.
 
2013-07-19 05:24:35 PM
i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-07-19 05:31:20 PM

devilskware: I saw G.G. Allin when I was 15. I saw him poop on the stage, attack the crowd, squirt beer up his ass with a turkey baster and smash the microphone into his forehead. But the thing that traumatized me the most was his little bitty penis. I see why he was so angry.


Yet he always seemed to perform naked. My exposure to him is the documentary Hated: G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies. I figured he got a thrill from showing everyone just how small it was. If I remember correctly, the night he died he was walking the New York streets naked.
 
2013-07-19 05:34:33 PM

FedExPope: 23FPB23: As a person interested in science and such, I've always found it fascinating that my penis is so comically, cartoonishly small when not "in use", yet multiple women have found it to be more than satisfying.

And by multiple, I mean more than one.

/groWER

I, too, am a lover of science, yet as I have no empirical evidence, I cannot say whether growth would mitigate what, at first glance, appears to be a lack of performance ability


Rule 1: She (or he, NTTAWWT) only sees it for the first time when it's 'angry'
 
2013-07-19 05:48:58 PM

karmaceutical: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

Sure... "on the internet" yeah yeah yeah.


How far away, exactly, do you think the day is when more people have seen genitals on the internet than in real life?
 
2013-07-19 05:49:49 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's


Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?
 
2013-07-19 05:51:42 PM

Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."


That stereotype got started in Victorian times when a big dick was viewed as savage and animalistic.
 
2013-07-19 05:51:43 PM
Seen it on Stern before. It was just a bunch of fat dudes that made their dicks look like innies so you just end up with a bunch of ties. Boring.
 
2013-07-19 05:54:17 PM

jso2897: karmaceutical: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

Sure... "on the internet" yeah yeah yeah.

How far away, exactly, do you think the day is when more people have seen genitals on the internet than in real life?


I would figure that's the day when people are decidedly less foul and std rates have dropped considerably.
 
2013-07-19 05:54:25 PM

robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eUdk0YVHZM
 
2013-07-19 05:54:43 PM
robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?


Well I'm white and I don't think Ive seen a black one bigger than mine other than porn.
 
2013-07-19 05:54:51 PM

AaronK: They can borrow my tweezers and magnifying glass that I use to pee.


HAHAHAHA!!!  You haven't figured out that you can just tie a thread around it and fish around in your undies for that instead!
 
2013-07-19 06:06:35 PM
I thought the Yankees were in Boston tomorrow.
 
2013-07-19 06:12:34 PM

treesloth: HAHAHAHA!!!  You haven't figured out that you can just tie a thread around it and fish around in your undies for that instead!


That's how I got my first piercing!
 
2013-07-19 06:17:50 PM
Five bucks says this is the year one of the contestants breaks the outtie / innie barrier.
 
2013-07-19 06:27:10 PM

Fallout Boy: Seen it on Stern before. It was just a bunch of fat dudes that made their dicks look like innies so you just end up with a bunch of ties. Boring.


When your dick can't peek out of your fat rolls it's time for a change.
 
2013-07-19 06:27:19 PM
anyone can win Brooklyn. call me when the East Coast Finals are scheduled.
 
2013-07-19 06:33:26 PM

Abox: Fallout Boy: Seen it on Stern before. It was just a bunch of fat dudes that made their dicks look like innies so you just end up with a bunch of ties. Boring.

When your dick can't peek out of your fat rolls it's time for a change.


I had a very fat friend who constantly fretted about the size of his dick. Almost inevitably, when we'd be hanging out, he would eventually brush on the subject. One day I got sick of hearing about it and told him that the average man will gain about a half inch for every 50 lbs he loses. Shortly after, and for unrelated reasons, I moved away. I visited him again a year and a half later and he'd lost over 200 lbs! Stopped complaining about how short his dick was too. Still a virgin though, which is a shame. Man needs to get laid. He's a decade away from turning into a Steve Carrell movie.
 
2013-07-19 06:47:14 PM
 
2013-07-19 06:47:34 PM

robohobo: Already Disturbed: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Is that from the Richard Bey Show? I think it is. Jerry Springer's even funnier predecessor.



Indeed.
 
2013-07-19 06:51:11 PM
Wise man say: "Small penis leads to hurt feelings not vaginas."
 
2013-07-19 06:52:17 PM
You know what, I like them all. There is a position for every size./eip
 
2013-07-19 07:06:56 PM
Tiny dicks are wonderful.  Average dicks are wonderful.  Large dicks are wonderful.  To keep it short, dicks are wonderful.  Not everybody feels the same way, but variety is what makes the world go round.  If I lived anywhere near Brooklyn, I wouldn't be a contestant, but I'd totally attend the contest, and I'm certain I'd have a blast.
 
2013-07-19 07:15:57 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's


Average Joe's what?
 
2013-07-19 07:18:00 PM
why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.
 
2013-07-19 07:21:29 PM
Large penis or small penis, the plan for sexual satisfaction is the same for everyone:
1. Figure out what makes her/him feel good.
2. Do a lot of that.

And if a certain dimension is required for step 1, remember that it's much easier to augment a modest endowment than to reduce a generous one.
 
2013-07-19 07:23:57 PM

one-in-the-chamber: why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.


Says the guy with a gun-fetish username who would  deny until he got frothing mad that gun-fetishism is symbolic penis worship.
 
2013-07-19 07:38:02 PM

Loaf's Tray: Society comes down unfairly on us "growers"...I mean it's still small, but it's not THAT small!


It's like a blossoming shiatake
 
2013-07-19 07:49:41 PM

HairBolus: one-in-the-chamber: why is this even a thing? why would anyone want to attend, let alone participate in something like this? wouldn't you rather go to the beach? maybe have a cook-out with some friends? etc. the first time a friend suggests going to a penis contest (tiny or otherwise) I will punch him (or her) in the throat.

Says the guy with a gun-fetish username who would  deny until he got frothing mad that gun-fetishism is symbolic penis worship.


first of all, my handle merely suggests that I am always prepared. why would you would assume I have a gun fetish? just goes to show what an ignorant Fark you are.
if I upset you by suggesting there might be a better way to spend a sat. afternoon then admiring men's penises. I think that says more about where your head is at.
/ass clown you are
 
2013-07-19 08:02:10 PM
digitaldailyfix.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 08:25:09 PM

hardinparamedic: This fetish is known as cuckolding, for those who are wondering.

It's a rather odd one.


Thats not what i understand cuckolding to be...
 
2013-07-19 08:29:52 PM

robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?


In college i had a black roommate. Tall, buff dude. His schtick was to tell chicks he had an itty bitty ween. Then they all wanted to see it cause they didnt believe it.

/it wasnt small...for a white guy anyway.
 
2013-07-19 08:32:23 PM

Oldiron_79: robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?

Well I'm white and I don't think Ive seen a black one bigger than mine other than porn.


Um, how often do you check out black cock outside if porn??
 
2013-07-19 08:38:12 PM
o'really: Oldiron_79: robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: Casey Anthony: TomD9938: Almost all the Hummers I see these days are being driven by brothers.  And they... well... you know.

I've seen plenty of black men naked (on the internet) with average size members. I bet they're all thinking "wtf? I'm black, but I don't have a big dick. explain that one."

No we call ourselves average Joe's

Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're a black dude with an average...Joe. Is there more smack talking about junk size with black guys than with white dudes? Being that the stereotype is black dudes all have tree trunks smacking their knees? Do black chicks always expect an elephant trunk when dating a black dude, and if so, is the response upon NOT seeing a BBC devastating?

Well I'm white and I don't think Ive seen a black one bigger than mine other than porn.

Um, how often do you check out black cock outside if porn??


Certainly don't look for it but I definitely went to school back when the gym showers was the infamous big toom with showerheads along the wall.
 
2013-07-19 11:31:44 PM
Ya'll ever heard of SPH? Some men get off on small penis humiliation. I don't get it-- but had a lot of fun with an under-endowed-roommate's girlfriend.
 
2013-07-20 04:09:21 AM
Will it be open carry? Extra-capacity magazines?
 
2013-07-20 07:16:46 AM
Curse me and my seven inches! Now if I just take this knife...
 
2013-07-20 11:33:22 AM

o'really: Thats not what i understand cuckolding to be...


It's a part of it.
 
2013-07-20 12:14:01 PM

filter: Ya'll ever heard of SPH? Some men get off on small penis humiliation. I don't get it-- but had a lot of fun with an under-endowed-roommate's girlfriend.


Dear  Penthouse...

No, actually, that's a thing and I do believe you. But you weren't the one getting lucky, it was your roommate. Guys who'll sleep with other guys' girlfriends are easy to come by. Women who will indulge their actual boyfriends' desire to be sexually humiliated by sleeping with other guys are not so common, and he was lucky to find her. He must have had a huge pe... no, wait, that can't be right. He must have had a huge bank account.

(And yes, I realize that by saying this I made it sound like I'm a small-penis-humiliation-fetishist myself. I just read a lot of internet sex advice columns, is all. I'll have you people know I don't enjoy the smallness of my penis in any way!)
 
2013-07-20 12:52:50 PM

semiotix: No, actually, that's a thing and I do believe you. But you weren't the one getting lucky, it was your roommate. Guys who'll sleep with other guys' girlfriends are easy to come by. Women who will indulge their actual boyfriends' desire to be sexually humiliated by sleeping with other guys are not so common, and he was lucky to find her. He must have had a huge pe... no, wait, that can't be right. He must have had a huge bank account.


I'd point out that it's more common than people think, it's just not talked about as openly as 50 Shades of Grey style tying down and ravaging. SPH, Cuckolding, and Male Submission in general is a huge thing in the Western World. Especially among men who have high stress, high control lives. (Which is why you tend to see scandals involving rich/powerful people and the people that beat them.)

Around 55% of Men, IIRC, report having fantasies of being pegged by their partner, or have done so in the United States. Kink is a pretty common thing.
 
2013-07-20 12:59:26 PM

hardinparamedic: Kink is a pretty common thing.


Yeah, kink's pretty vanilla these days. I can't wait for kink to get so mainstream that my monthly heterosexual missionary-position coitus with my lawfully wedded spouse becomes edgy and taboo. It'll happen!

/but yeah, I know what you mean
 
2013-07-20 01:20:57 PM

semiotix: I can't wait for kink to get so mainstream that my monthly heterosexual missionary-position coitus with my lawfully wedded spouse becomes edgy and taboo. It'll happen!


I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but...that's really boring sounding. :P
 
2013-07-20 01:36:06 PM
static.giantbomb.com

So small
 
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