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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's 4:15 in the morning and there's a deputy behind me with his lights and siren activated. I wonder what he wants?   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 61
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2013-07-19 06:43:33 PM  

Aquapope: The article doesn't show a pic of the cop, but I'll bet he's the crackeriest cracker what ever cracked a cracker.


what if he was an uncle tom?
 
2013-07-19 06:43:54 PM  
he wnats Wingstreet Wings
 
2013-07-19 06:47:33 PM  
 
2013-07-19 06:52:53 PM  
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In other news that guy is married to Christina Hendricks!

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2013-07-19 06:55:33 PM  

Gig103: I wonder what he wants?

You're black and in Florida, he probably wants to shoot you.


Only if it's Deputy Hernandez...
 
2013-07-19 07:03:02 PM  
"While I appreciate the police escort, shouldn't they be in front of me?"
 
2013-07-19 07:05:50 PM  

illannoyin: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

In other news that guy is married to Christina Hendricks!

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wtf??? thanks for ruining my day, buttplug
 
2013-07-19 07:36:17 PM  

ur14me: Gig103: I wonder what he wants?

You're black and in Florida, he probably wants to shoot you.

Only if it's Deputy Hernandez...


Wow, they made that tight end a cop?
 
2013-07-19 08:31:17 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Once heard this line from a guy who billed himself as the world's funniest Canadian:

"In Canada, a blue light means a snowplow.  In America, that's a police car."

*pause*

"Never forget the night I found that out.  I'm driving along at midnight and I see a blue light behind me and I think 'Snowplow!  I better speed up!' But it kept with me!  I got up to 100 and woke my buddy up.  'Look how fast this snowplow is going!  Ya think he's got the blade down?'"


Well, that's bullshiat.  Where I live, there are signs all over the highways with a picture of a snowplow with flashing lights, "REMEMBER: Amber and red, Snowplow ahead!"
 
2013-07-19 08:50:09 PM  

jaylectricity: ur14me: Gig103: I wonder what he wants?

You're black and in Florida, he probably wants to shoot you.

Only if it's Deputy Hernandez...

Wow, they made that tight end a cop?


Wouldn't be the first criminal they've hired.
 
2013-07-20 12:15:24 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: pute kisses like a man: i've driven for a while with a cop behind me trying to pull me over.  i don't like to pull over to the side of a highway.  when possible, i try to make it to an exit and pull over off the highway.  i've watched too much footage of cars ramming into people on the shoulder of the highway.

/ however, i do slow down and put on my blinker.
// and when the cop approaches, i turn on the interior light, turn off the car, put the keys on the dash, and keep my hands on the wheel.  my other fear is getting shot by a cop.
/// you can tell me to pick up that can now, citizen.  sucks, but, i'm not going to piss off the cops and die for nothing.  while they are in the wrong, that's not a fight i want to pick.

/Way to go. As a former policeman, i have to say that when we pull you over ..esp at night...we have NO idea who you are..what you're up to, or if you are armed and willing to kill us to get away.  Anything you can do to make your hands visible and put the cop more at ease is appreciated.


Then why don't cops leave us the hell alone and go after real criminals? Don't want trouble, don't cause trouble. At least that's my philosophy. Probably why LEO has never been anywhere on my list of jobs I'd want to do - no way I could, in good conscience, fark with people otherwise minding their own business over some usually trivial traffic law.
 
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