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(Xinhua)   Chinese find yet another way to undercut American manufacturers with a breakthrough that allows simple, inexpensive mass production. Of stem cells   (news.xinhuanet.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, stem cells, pluripotent stem cells, Peking University, genetic engineers, somatic cells, cell type  
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2013-07-19 02:46:01 PM  
Don't believe a damn thing until it's cross-verified by another lab.  Preferably one NOT in a country with a history about outright lying about achievements.
 
2013-07-19 02:47:54 PM  
Excellent!

*ring* *ring*

Harrow?

Yes, I'd like to put a deposit down on a new liver for delivery in ten years.
 
2013-07-19 02:52:03 PM  
$50!?!   You're breaking my balls.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-19 03:05:38 PM  
You gonna buy some stem cells from the people who can't get pet food right?
 
2013-07-19 03:11:51 PM  
Finally mass, mandatory abortions pays off! I'll take two livers!
 
2013-07-19 03:15:44 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-19 03:19:21 PM  
I want my replacement organs with extra melamine.
 
2013-07-19 03:20:59 PM  
So which American company did they steal this research from?
 
2013-07-19 03:36:45 PM  

FloydA: I want my replacement organs with extra melamine.


and a cadmium chaser.
 
hej
2013-07-19 03:48:47 PM  
Does it involve them taking their unwanted babies and tossing them in a blender?
 
2013-07-19 03:50:00 PM  
Won't that ruin their involuntary organ harvesting business?
 
2013-07-19 04:21:36 PM  
Thanks Obama
 
2013-07-19 04:40:13 PM  

Stone Meadow: Excellent!

*ring* *ring*

Harrow?

Yes, I'd like to put a deposit down on a new liver for delivery in ten years.


"Yes real grown liver.... no, not from dead political prisoner, that is evil lie!"
 
2013-07-19 05:00:06 PM  
Do they use cells from the bladder to do this?
 
2013-07-19 05:33:15 PM  

whither_apophis: Stone Meadow: Yes, I'd like to put a deposit down on a new liver for delivery in ten years.

"Yes real grown liver.... no, not from dead political prisoner, that is evil lie!"


Exactly. I want it grown from MY cells, ya hear!? MINE....ONLY MINE...ya got that? None of this organ rejection shiat. I want it to be ME...only 70 years younger.
 
2013-07-19 10:49:35 PM  
Nobody is going to want Chinese stem cells to grow replacement penises.
 
2013-07-19 11:01:16 PM  

wakizashi: You gonna buy some stem cells from the people who can't get pet food right?


Or put lead into pencils?*

*It was lead paint on pencils sold to Canada that had to be recalled because pencil chewers.
 
2013-07-19 11:04:37 PM  
Meanwhile in America, the same religious zealot fundamentalists have hogtied American stemcell research. Whether or not this is verified or reproduceable, America has dumped this opportunity for leadership onto China, Japan, Korea.
 
2013-07-19 11:50:38 PM  

Gotfire: Nobody is going to want Chinese stem cells to grow replacement penises.


Grow them? Chinese stem cells may cause penis shrinkage panic (koro).

Of course, this is what scientists call a "culturally bound syndrome", but hey, if I've learned anything from the Watermelon Man, it's that racists are stupid.

Oh, well, it'll be worth the risk to avoid baldness. And I'll take a new prostate just in case.
 
2013-07-20 09:41:06 PM  

Kevin72: Meanwhile in America, the same religious zealot fundamentalists have hogtied American stemcell research. Whether or not this is verified or reproduceable, America has dumped this opportunity for leadership onto China, Japan, Korea.


Not so much, since we recently discovered pluripotent stem cells can be harvested from body fat.  Lipo 1 pound of fat off an american, you have a cell line for him to grow any organ he wants.
 
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