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(National Enquirer)   Meg Ryan's eight-year-old daughter inadvertently discovers what her mom looks like when she fakes an orgasm   (nationalenquirer.com) divider line 45
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2013-07-19 12:24:03 PM  
To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.
 
2013-07-19 02:26:03 PM  

You Idiots: To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.


Because of plastic surgery or Antonio's dismal performance?
 
2013-07-19 02:27:58 PM  

Diogenes: You Idiots: To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.

Because of plastic surgery or Antonio's dismal performance?


Why not both?
 
2013-07-19 02:32:36 PM  
In other news, Meg Ryan had a daughter at 43. Good for her, I guess?

Diogenes: You Idiots: To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.

Because of plastic surgery or Antonio's dismal performance?


I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.
 
2013-07-19 02:32:53 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the National Enquirer the world's most reputable news source?
 
2013-07-19 02:35:17 PM  

homarjr: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the National Enquirer the world's most reputable news source?


We needed something to replace Weekly World News links here, dammit
 
2013-07-19 02:37:01 PM  
She was one of the first actresses to have botox injected into her lips. She looke like a goldfish.
 
2013-07-19 02:38:48 PM  

DanZero: homarjr: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the National Enquirer the world's most reputable news source?

We needed something to replace Weekly World News links here, dammit


I thought that was what World Net Daily was for?
 
2013-07-19 02:39:56 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.


I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!
 
2013-07-19 02:43:09 PM  
Meg Ryan was an awesome actress and quite beautiful IMO.  I still think she should have won the Oscar for When a Man Loves a Woman.  What she did to her face was career suicide, much like Jennifer Grey's nose job.
 
2013-07-19 02:43:15 PM  

Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!


Must be the heat
 
2013-07-19 02:46:07 PM  

Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!


Meg Ryan wasn't married to Antonio Banderas. You're thinking of Melanie Griffith.

/I probably just got trolled
 
2013-07-19 02:51:22 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

Meg Ryan wasn't married to Antonio Banderas. You're thinking of Melanie Griffith.

/I probably just got trolled


Oh figs.

In my (admittedly) weak defense, both of them have had so much plastic surgery that I get them confused.  They've literally stretched any unique features out of their faces.
 
2013-07-19 02:51:42 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

Meg Ryan wasn't married to Antonio Banderas. You're thinking of Melanie Griffith.

/I probably just got trolled


don't worry much...if it IS a troll, it's a very weak troll.
 
2013-07-19 02:55:06 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

Meg Ryan wasn't married to Antonio Banderas. You're thinking of Melanie Griffith.



No, no, no. Melanie Griffth got her start acting opposite a mechanical ape, and just got a nomination playing a sadistic nun driven mad.
 
2013-07-19 02:56:11 PM  

Buttknuckle: Meg Ryan was an awesome actress and quite beautiful IMO.  I still think she should have won the Oscar for When a Man Loves a Woman.  What she did to her face was career suicide, much like Jennifer Grey's nose job.


this.  goddamnit women, leave your farking bodies and faces alone.

/what Anna Faris has done to herself should be a farking crime and the doctor that did it should be jailed for life.
 
2013-07-19 03:00:35 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.


Banderas would have bedded her on date #1.
 
2013-07-19 03:02:35 PM  

vudukungfu: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

Banderas would have bedded her on date day #1.


he wouldn't have needed a date
 
2013-07-19 03:04:47 PM  

Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: Diogenes: B.L.Z. Bub: I don't remember Antonio Banderas being in When Harry Met Sally.

I'm saying her husband did not give her orgasms.  Ergo, her daughter was not familiar with that face.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

Meg Ryan wasn't married to Antonio Banderas. You're thinking of Melanie Griffith.

/I probably just got trolled

Oh figs.

In my (admittedly) weak defense, both of them have had so much plastic surgery that I get them confused.  They've literally stretched any unique features out of their faces.


Easy way to remember them
Meg Ryan used to be cute before the botox
Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox
 
2013-07-19 03:07:10 PM  
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"LET ME SEE YOUR O FACE"

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"Oh, Oh, OHHHHHHHHHH!"

www.ifc.com
"BULLCRAP. WORK ON IT!"
 
2013-07-19 03:08:27 PM  
Trick question! Meg Ryan doesn't look like Meg Ryan anymore, so her daughter wouldn't have recognized her from the WHMS days.
 
2013-07-19 03:10:51 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: You Idiots: To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.

Because of plastic surgery or Antonio's dismal performance?

Why not both?


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-19 03:14:12 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox


oh good god this.  she was never really all that attractive.

/and I don't care what you say, neither was Michelle Pfeiffer.  Worst Catwoman ever.  The Halle Berry Catwoman movie was better - and that was turd from satan's ass.
 
2013-07-19 03:16:23 PM  
"The content of this website is not available in your area."

Ok, suck it.
 
2013-07-19 03:21:00 PM  

frepnog: Waldo Pepper: Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox

oh good god this.  she was never really all that attractive.

/and I don't care what you say, neither was Michelle Pfeiffer.  Worst Catwoman ever.  The Halle Berry Catwoman movie was better - and that was turd from satan's ass.


you are so right, i mean look how hideous MP is
http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000272829/young-michelle-pfeiffer-in-bl ue -striped-sweater-photo-u1 

www.womenzmag.com
 
2013-07-19 03:25:01 PM  

Waldo Pepper: frepnog: Waldo Pepper: Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox

oh good god this.  she was never really all that attractive.

/and I don't care what you say, neither was Michelle Pfeiffer.  Worst Catwoman ever.  The Halle Berry Catwoman movie was better - and that was turd from satan's ass.

you are so right, i mean look how hideous MP is
http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000272829/young-michelle-pfeiffer-in-bl ue -striped-sweater-photo-u1 

[www.womenzmag.com image 800x500]


i didn't say she was uglier than a hairy mole on uncle charlie's ass.  just that she was never all that attractive and is certainly nothing to look at now.  even in that pic, where she was as young and good looking as she ever was, she is "mall kiosk hot".
 
2013-07-19 03:30:26 PM  

uncleacid: She was one of the first actresses to have botox injected into her lips. She looke like a goldfish.


I don't think they inject botox into people's lips.  It was probably collagen.
 
2013-07-19 03:45:18 PM  

frepnog: Waldo Pepper: frepnog: Waldo Pepper: Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox

oh good god this.  she was never really all that attractive.

/and I don't care what you say, neither was Michelle Pfeiffer.  Worst Catwoman ever.  The Halle Berry Catwoman movie was better - and that was turd from satan's ass.

you are so right, i mean look how hideous MP is
http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000272829/young-michelle-pfeiffer-in-bl ue -striped-sweater-photo-u1 

[www.womenzmag.com image 800x500]

i didn't say she was uglier than a hairy mole on uncle charlie's ass.  just that she was never all that attractive and is certainly nothing to look at now.  even in that pic, where she was as young and good looking as she ever was, she is "mall kiosk hot".


And by Batman Returns, she was a lot of plastic and PVC... And much of it was NOT the costume.

Batman Returns is a crap movie, anyway.

But Catwoman? She's a TERRIBLE character. She's always just a conduit for bad cat-based puns, awful "pussy" innuendos, and a lot of slinky walking and tights-on-ass shots. She's a horribly contrived joke of a character. Even in Arkham City (the game), she's unbearable.

And it doesn't help that everyone that ever plays her puts on that fake-as-hell "sultry" voice that just comes off as cheesy, not sexy.

The character should be killed along with Mary Jane Watson, Rick Jones, Jimmy Olson, and Steve Trevor, among others.
 
2013-07-19 03:46:05 PM  
Would've been epic if after her mom gave the order, the 8 year old said to the waiter/waitress: "I'll have what she's having".

/too old?
 
2013-07-19 03:58:08 PM  

frepnog: Waldo Pepper: frepnog: Waldo Pepper: Melanie Griffith only thought she was cute before the botox

oh good god this.  she was never really all that attractive.

/and I don't care what you say, neither was Michelle Pfeiffer.  Worst Catwoman ever.  The Halle Berry Catwoman movie was better - and that was turd from satan's ass.

you are so right, i mean look how hideous MP is
http://www.ranker.com/pics/N1000272829/young-michelle-pfeiffer-in-bl ue -striped-sweater-photo-u1 

[www.womenzmag.com image 800x500]

i didn't say she was uglier than a hairy mole on uncle charlie's ass.  just that she was never all that attractive and is certainly nothing to look at now.  even in that pic, where she was as young and good looking as she ever was, she is "mall kiosk hot".


I disagree and I doubt many mal kiosk girls had her fine skin.  She is a classic beauty, I won't give her that sexy hot make men pant rating but she is gorgeous and don't let that horrible catwomen costume affect your views.
 
2013-07-19 04:16:41 PM  
Tasty food.  Russ & Daughters is a few doors down and is even better.

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-19 04:37:54 PM  
Meg Ryan was hot as sin in her pre-surgery days, Griffith was good not great, and Pfeiffer is gorgeous but has always been too damn skinny.

My two cents, you has it.

*now, you wanna talk HOT, and I meant HAWT hot, we gotta bust out the Charlize....
 
2013-07-19 04:54:41 PM  
Probably a good idea to keep her daughter away from watching The Doors then.
 
2013-07-19 05:24:55 PM  

frepnog: /what Anna Faris has done to herself should be a farking crime and the doctor that did it should be jailed for life.


I didn't know she had plastic surgery.

From GIS's results, I can't really tell much a difference from the "before" and "after" either.
 
2013-07-19 05:29:22 PM  
Most overrated scene ever.  I've seen pr0n actresses fake better, which is a bit of a deliberately ironic comparison because she basically faked it like a bad pr0n actress.  It killed the scene because the preceding conversation set up a convincing act as the punchline.

In hindsight I think the scene was famous because women were shocked that there'd be a sex joke in an 80's romcom.
 
2013-07-19 06:22:52 PM  
The director Rob Reiner had to show Meg Ryan how to fake it.

News:  He really shot his load.

Fark:  With his Mom, who is "I'll have what she's having" lady, watching.
 
2013-07-19 06:28:17 PM  

netringer: The director Rob Reiner had to show Meg Ryan how to fake it.

News:   He really shot his load.

Fark:  With his Mom, who is "I'll have what she's having" lady, watching.


www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-07-19 07:43:17 PM  
But what does her daughter look like?

/taking a seat
 
2013-07-19 09:03:48 PM  

Buttknuckle: Meg Ryan was an awesome actress and quite beautiful IMO.  I still think she should have won the Oscar for When a Man Loves a Woman.  What she did to her face was career suicide, much like Jennifer Grey's nose job.


i don't think any of that caused her career downfall. it was when she cheated on dennis quaid.

WHO BREAKS DENNIS QUAID'S HEART? biatch.
 
2013-07-19 09:43:30 PM  

uptonogood: Buttknuckle: Meg Ryan was an awesome actress and quite beautiful IMO.  I still think she should have won the Oscar for When a Man Loves a Woman.  What she did to her face was career suicide, much like Jennifer Grey's nose job.

i don't think any of that caused her career downfall. it was when she cheated on dennis quaid.

WHO BREAKS DENNIS QUAID'S HEART? biatch.


Wasn't it around the same time, but yeah I agreed she dogged him.
 
2013-07-19 11:19:19 PM  
B.L.Z. Bub : In other news, Meg Ryan had a daughter at 43. Good for her, I guess?

She didn't bear the child, she adopted a baby from China.
 
2013-07-20 09:06:27 AM  

homarjr: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the National Enquirer the world's most reputable news source?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.
 
2013-07-20 09:46:54 AM  

impaler: frepnog: /what Anna Faris has done to herself should be a farking crime and the doctor that did it should be jailed for life.

I didn't know she had plastic surgery.

From GIS's results, I can't really tell much a difference from the "before" and "after" either.


dude, her face looks completely different.  in a damned "jennifer grey had a nose job" kind of way.
 
2013-07-20 01:00:42 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: You Idiots: To be honest, I doubt she recognized that version of her mom.

Because of plastic surgery or Antonio's dismal performance?

Why not both?


I was somewhat surprised that Meg Ryan could've pumped out a baby eight years ago.

One capable of asking questions, I mean.
 
2013-07-20 02:58:50 PM  
 
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