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(The Weekly Standard)   2009 "Under Obamacare, you will be able to keep your current doctor." 2013 "Under Obamacare, you may be able to keep your current doctor"   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-19 01:52:23 PM  
19 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-19 02:35:31 PM  
8 votes:
I'm about to get another Doctor next fall:

upload.wikimedia.org

/Thanks, Obama!
2013-07-19 01:51:05 PM  
8 votes:
Obamacare knocked over my trash cans and made a mess while I slept last night. It took me 120 minutes clean it all up this morning because Obamacare lead a bunch of strays cats over to it so they could tear apart all the bags looking for the scraps

/obama, wtf is this guy's problem
2013-07-19 02:35:41 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-19 12:10:53 PM  
5 votes:
My doctor died. While some people are of the opinion that doctors are like barbers and you choose the one with the worst haircut I can't abide a doctor who is in a state of decay. I'm not keeping my doctor.
2013-07-19 02:00:48 PM  
4 votes:
I was blinded by acid. Now I can't see my doctor.

Thanks Obama.
2013-07-19 01:57:12 PM  
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-19 12:12:27 PM  
4 votes:
I am unable to see my old doctor thanks to Obamacare.

Some of the anti-fraud provisions in it were responsible for finding out he'd scammed Medicare for over $750,000 by billing them for patients that didn't exist or procedures he didn't perform.
2013-07-19 02:06:45 PM  
3 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: My wife had to stop going to our family physician because she got pregnant. Thanks a lot, Obamacare


i.imgur.com
2013-07-19 02:47:36 PM  
2 votes:

Demonrats: I am a conservative. I don't need a doctor. Really, I have no family doctor and could prescribe myself meds as needed if it weren't for the cartel of doctors controlling all of the antibiotics.


I recommend colloidal silver, you'll never get sick again. Plus the health cartel hasn't managed to hide it from free thinking rugged individualists like you and me.
2013-07-19 02:25:53 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-19 02:05:07 PM  
2 votes:
ObamaCare has the sexiest nurses and the waiting rooms don't smell of Republicans.
2013-07-19 07:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
I have a current doctor!?

When did this happen?
2013-07-19 04:12:13 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: tenpoundsofcheese: This is not the CHANGE we were HOPING for.

The liberals seem exceptionally butt hurt today.

Unfortunately, it is now too expensive to call the Waaaaaaaamubance for them.

You lost, get over it.


i2.cdn.turner.com
2013-07-19 03:31:21 PM  
1 votes:
Barak Obama

2009:
We have to pass the Affordable Care Act as fast as possible, people are sick and dieing because they have no health insurance!1!!

2013:
We're going to delay the implementation of the Affordable Care Act until after the 2014 elections because... reasons.
2013-07-19 03:14:58 PM  
1 votes:
This is not the CHANGE we were HOPING for.

The liberals seem exceptionally butt hurt today.

Unfortunately, it is now too expensive to call the Waaaaaaaamubance for them.
2013-07-19 03:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

King Something: Obamacare put sugar in my car's gas tank, left a gallon of milk on the kitchen counter overnight and took out a full-page ad in the newspaper saying that I worship some guy named Stan.

THANKS 0BAMA


This is getting out of control.  Last night that damn Obamacare raped my neighbors male cat with a 40 grit condom at 3am.
2013-07-19 02:59:00 PM  
1 votes:
Under Obamacare, I was forced to gay-marry a pregnant woman who then had a mandatory abortion when she was 13 months months along.

Thanks, Obama.
2013-07-19 02:24:30 PM  
1 votes:

robohobo: Nhojwolfe: Dr's worth any weight are going to break up into pods and you are going to have to pay 3-6 k a year just for the right to say this is my Dr.

Obama care is going to mess up medical care big time

This has been happening for awhile now. My wife

Morgan Fairchild, is a specialist, couple years ago she and 7 or 8 other really hot doctor specialists joined together to run their own clinic. First thing they did was opt out of accepting Medicare. They're looking at not accepting insurance, period. It's happening all over.

They didn't always forgo accepting insurance. No, when they were real doctors, they told the truth. But then one day, they got caught stealing money from Medicare. They lied. They told Medicare that it was homework - that OBAMA  told them to do it. And then they quit! Yeah, that's what happened!
2013-07-19 02:20:15 PM  
1 votes:
The super hot physician's assistant at my family doctor gave me a physical for work and I got a weird semi-boner, and had to find a new doctor.

Thanks, Obama.
2013-07-19 02:17:24 PM  
1 votes:
My doctor told me I should quit smoking, drinking, and snorting cocaine. Also I have herpes and borderline high blood pressure.

Thanks a lot, Obama.
2013-07-19 02:10:44 PM  
1 votes:

alaric3: My doctor died. While some people are of the opinion that doctors are like barbers and you choose the one with the worst haircut I can't abide a doctor who is in a state of decay. I'm not keeping my doctor.


They're pretty handy if you can manage to swipe their prescription pad before their relatives fly in for the funeral, though.
2013-07-19 02:04:33 PM  
1 votes:
Obamacare put sugar in my car's gas tank, left a gallon of milk on the kitchen counter overnight and took out a full-page ad in the newspaper saying that I worship some guy named Stan.

THANKS 0BAMA
2013-07-19 02:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
My current doctor.

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-07-19 01:58:30 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. This thread seems to have been jacked by a surprising number of probamacare people. Could just be that all the chumps working to pay taxes to fund ObamaCare are actually at work.

/on vacation
2013-07-19 01:57:38 PM  
1 votes:
I moved away and had to find a new Doctor 1200 miles from home.

Thanks Obama
2013-07-19 01:55:20 PM  
1 votes:
Obviously it depends on whether or not your doctor chooses to be part of your network. This is only a shock for the dimwitted. For the rest of us, who have functioning brain cells, this the daily anti-Obama fake "scandal," tune in tomorrow for a new one!
2013-07-19 01:55:07 PM  
1 votes:
An Obamacare ate my baby!
2013-07-19 01:54:17 PM  
1 votes:
My 66 year old doctor retired last year. I have to choose a new doctor.

Thanks, Obama.
2013-07-19 01:39:33 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: My idiot-brother-in-law and his other OT friends hate Obamacare and their discussions about how much money it's going to lose them basically come down to this. The down side of reforming the health care system in order to lower costs is that people who have been unfairly gaming the system for profit won't be able to any more.

I feel soiled after listening to them talk.


You should have given them a hand.

Aarontology: Some of the anti-fraud provisions in it were responsible for finding out he'd scammed Medicare for over $750,000 by billing them for patients that didn't exist or procedures he didn't perform.


The company I worked for before I switched to the one I do now was actually shut down by Medicare for scamming over four million on false dialysis transport billing in Nashville. They would continue to bill for patients who had died or were no longer being transported. The owners LITERALLY spent it on hookers and blow.
 
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