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(The Local)   Beer drinking "champion" dies after only six liters or, in Fark-units, one Breakfast   (thelocal.es) divider line 12
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2013-07-19 02:17:35 PM
6 votes:
Wouldn't it have been better if he'd just bought a month of TotalFark for all those liters?
2013-07-19 03:13:11 PM
5 votes:
Will he be replaced by his identical twin brother, Gil?

www.hotflick.net
2013-07-19 01:39:52 PM
4 votes:
Bud Light Lime claims another victim.
2013-07-19 03:14:28 PM
3 votes:
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink ten Guinness's in ten minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations, but one guy jumps up and runs out of the pub. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines ten Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than ten minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Why did you jump up and leave?"
The Irishman answers, "I ran out to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it."
2013-07-19 04:05:19 PM
1 votes:
In dog beers, I've only had one!
2013-07-19 03:41:02 PM
1 votes:
Previous champion.
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"Hey man. Your clock won't flush."
2013-07-19 03:35:00 PM
1 votes:
Don't worry. His twin brother, Gil, has elected to replace him. And in order to get all that uncomfortable, getting to know you stuff out of the way, Gil asks that you call him, "Landfill," too.
2013-07-19 03:14:58 PM
1 votes:
Boerhaave Syndrome

If he dumped 6 liters of beer into his abdominal cavity that would completely screw up his blood fluid and electrolytes because it would get absorbed that fast across the entirety of peritoneum not to mention the much faster absorption of the alcohol.  Poor bastard.
2013-07-19 03:07:06 PM
1 votes:
2013-07-19 02:49:43 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?
2013-07-19 02:41:01 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.


I think he got over carbonated

/suffocated from his own belching
2013-07-19 01:36:28 PM
1 votes:
pussy
 
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