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2013-07-19 01:36:28 PM
pussy
 
2013-07-19 01:39:52 PM
Bud Light Lime claims another victim.
 
2013-07-19 01:42:46 PM
6 liters in 20 minutes? Should at least give the contestants 30 minutes.
 
2013-07-19 01:45:21 PM
What's 6 liters in Real American units?
 
2013-07-19 01:46:23 PM

Lando Lincoln: What's 6 liters in Real American units?


Slightly more than 6 quarts.
 
2013-07-19 02:00:10 PM
About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.
 
2013-07-19 02:05:49 PM

Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.


Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?
 
2013-07-19 02:17:03 PM

Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?


Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.
 
2013-07-19 02:17:35 PM
Wouldn't it have been better if he'd just bought a month of TotalFark for all those liters?
 
2013-07-19 02:24:42 PM

simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.


I forget also.  Someone far less lazy than us should google it.
 
2013-07-19 02:39:23 PM

Bruxellensis: simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.

I forget also.  Someone far less lazy than us should google it.


A lazy google says 1.5 gallons of water in an hour should do the trick.
 
2013-07-19 02:41:01 PM

simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.


I think he got over carbonated

/suffocated from his own belching
 
2013-07-19 02:49:43 PM
Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?
 
2013-07-19 02:50:03 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com

He had more going on than just six liters (25.3605  cups) of beer.
 
2013-07-19 03:01:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.

I think he got over carbonated

/suffocated from his own belching


Possible. Water poisoning is caused by loss of electrolytes, doubtful that could happen in 20 minutes.
 
2013-07-19 03:06:29 PM

nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?


Frat boys.
 
2013-07-19 03:07:06 PM
 
2013-07-19 03:08:03 PM
What is the name of the unit?

I nominate "alefarks".  As in "The people at the party drank 413.75 alefarks of beer."
 
2013-07-19 03:09:02 PM

simplicimus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.

I think he got over carbonated

/suffocated from his own belching

Possible. Water poisoning is caused by loss of electrolytes, doubtful that could happen in 20 minutes.


Yeah it wasn't the ingestion that killed him, that's WAY to short of time.  I'm guessing he had an enlarged heart and the excess pressure from the amount of puking set off a heart attack.
 
2013-07-19 03:09:17 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x378]

He had more going on than just six liters (25.3605  cups) of beer.


Its not a tumor
 
2013-07-19 03:09:46 PM
Play power hour while also playing flipcup.  That's a fun time.
 
2013-07-19 03:11:37 PM
A man's got to know his limitations
 
2013-07-19 03:13:11 PM
Will he be replaced by his identical twin brother, Gil?

www.hotflick.net
 
2013-07-19 03:14:03 PM

PsyLord: Will he be replaced by his identical twin brother, Gil?

[www.hotflick.net image 460x258]


He even smells like Landfill!
 
2013-07-19 03:14:28 PM
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink ten Guinness's in ten minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations, but one guy jumps up and runs out of the pub. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines ten Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than ten minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Why did you jump up and leave?"
The Irishman answers, "I ran out to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it."
 
2013-07-19 03:14:58 PM
Boerhaave Syndrome

If he dumped 6 liters of beer into his abdominal cavity that would completely screw up his blood fluid and electrolytes because it would get absorbed that fast across the entirety of peritoneum not to mention the much faster absorption of the alcohol.  Poor bastard.
 
2013-07-19 03:15:52 PM
Farking Darwin award right here. And yes, he died from the alcohol. Of course the mayor wouldnt admit it since it would mean he would have some responsibility for his death.
 
2013-07-19 03:17:34 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Yeah it wasn't the ingestion that killed him, that's WAY to short of time. I'm guessing he had an enlarged heart and the excess pressure from the amount of puking set off a heart attack.


Combination of depressed system from the alcohol, excess fluid and then the excess vomiting on an already stressed and weak heart.

Id' buy that bet
 
2013-07-19 03:19:20 PM
I'mma say Darwin won this round.
 
2013-07-19 03:25:14 PM

Nurglitch: I'mma say Darwin won bought this round.


FTFM
 
2013-07-19 03:25:21 PM
A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s 

assets2.motherboard.tv
 
2013-07-19 03:27:25 PM

nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?


Before I answer: Have you ever gone to Walmart and seen an immensely fat woman wearing a tube-top and hotpants when she has no business wearing anything like that in front of other humans with the ability to see?

Yeah, their husbands are the guys you're asking about.

Now you understand why.
 
2013-07-19 03:27:54 PM
No one has mentioned the likely culprit for this man's demise. Bad Spanish beer. All the local beer I drank in Rota was crap. Unfortunately, it was the only thing available to was down the jámon.
 
2013-07-19 03:29:58 PM

nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?


YES. We play every night. Jeopardy with beer rules. You get an answer wrong you drink. you get an answer right before your opponent they drink. daily doubles a re six sided dice roll and you exclusive question.

Drinking is fun. Punishing your opponents is even better.
 
2013-07-19 03:30:47 PM
One less fat bastard.
 
2013-07-19 03:31:14 PM
and sometimes the beer drinks you.
 
2013-07-19 03:31:30 PM

simplicimus: Lando Lincoln: What's 6 liters in Real American units?

Slightly more than 6 quarts.


I prefer to think of it as 3 growlers.
 
2013-07-19 03:31:34 PM

General50: A True American Hero


Yeah, I honestly don't know how that guy's not dead. Forget all the weird crap he ingests, that slamming-a-bottle-of-liquor shtick he's got has to be dangerous.

Six farking litres of beer this guy drank? Got-DAMN! I seriously doubt I could put away that much water, and I know people have died from drinking water volumes around that. What the fark?
 
2013-07-19 03:31:52 PM
FTFA: "He vomited a lot but I sat with him for ten minutes, and he was sleeping and snoring away," municipality vice president Pedro Rodríguez told Hoy newspaper.

Looking and sounding like you're snoring is a common symptom of fatal levels of overhydration. That was probably at least part of how he died.
 
2013-07-19 03:34:11 PM

jayhawk88: nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?

Frat boys.


and sailors

/not so csb

hard to believe its been over ten years now but a friend of mine in the Navy came home on leave, several of his Navy buddies came along with him. My friend had a somewhat unique ability to down a pitcher of beer in under 10 seconds. After a full night of drinking everyone starting pooling money together to have my friend down a pitcher of beer, he did it, and then did another for good measure. Just five minutes later he was sitting on on a bar stool counting the money he had won, trying to light a cigarette when his own lights just went out. He fell over sideways, off the barstool, hitting the ground face first, unconscious. He threw up for hours afterwards. guess he was pretty close to death. He was never quite right after that either. Was kicked out of the navy about a year later for another alcohol related incident. Never came back home. I haven't heard from him since.

// not so csb
 
2013-07-19 03:35:00 PM
Don't worry. His twin brother, Gil, has elected to replace him. And in order to get all that uncomfortable, getting to know you stuff out of the way, Gil asks that you call him, "Landfill," too.
 
2013-07-19 03:35:26 PM
www.beerbellyblog.com
these beer belly pics must be shopped, no ones body could take the strain.
 
2013-07-19 03:35:26 PM

General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s 

[assets2.motherboard.tv image 630x420]


Dude.  Dude, no.  Dude.  Jesus, dude.
 
2013-07-19 03:41:02 PM
Previous champion.
image1.frequency.com
"Hey man. Your clock won't flush."
 
2013-07-19 03:42:05 PM
Yep. This is what happens when you don't drink real alcohol.
 
2013-07-19 03:42:31 PM

kindms: nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?

YES. We play every night. Jeopardy with beer rules. You get an answer wrong you drink. you get an answer right before your opponent they drink. daily doubles a re six sided dice roll and you exclusive question.

Drinking is fun. Punishing your opponents is even better.


Drinking game != drinking contest
 
2013-07-19 03:43:43 PM

General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s 

[assets2.motherboard.tv image 630x420]


I...uh...what...jesus
 
2013-07-19 03:49:47 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: DoBeDoBeDo: Yeah it wasn't the ingestion that killed him, that's WAY to short of time. I'm guessing he had an enlarged heart and the excess pressure from the amount of puking set off a heart attack.

Combination of depressed system from the alcohol, excess fluid and then the excess vomiting on an already stressed and weak heart.


I'd have to agree.  17 bottles worth of beer is a lot but the amount of alcohol in that much is unlikely to be lethal, especially since the full amount wasn't even all in his stomach until the 20 minute mark.  Even then, only a portion of the alcohol would have been absorbed into his system in that short a time.

However, the physical stress of that much all at once, combined with violent vomiting and exacerbated by the fair amount of alcohol that did make it into his system in those 20 minutes definitely sound like three things that shouldn't be added together.
 
2013-07-19 03:50:27 PM
Local mayor José Manuel Gracia told Hoy newspaper the cause of the beer drinking king's death was not yet clear.

i have a theory...
 
2013-07-19 03:55:00 PM
Guess he gets the skirtmeister trophy.
 
2013-07-19 03:55:45 PM
I am curious how strong this beer was.  There is a big difference between a 4% pilsner or lager, and a 10% DIPA or RIS.
 
2013-07-19 03:55:51 PM
Dumbass commits suicide. Yawn.
 
2013-07-19 03:55:53 PM
That's only 10 half quarts of Stag!
 
2013-07-19 03:56:40 PM

IbiEvacua: That's only 10 half quarts of Stag!


...and I can't math! /derp
 
2013-07-19 04:00:08 PM

General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s 

[assets2.motherboard.tv image 630x420]


Is there a video of this guy post guzzle?
 
2013-07-19 04:03:00 PM

SlothB77: I am curious how strong this beer was.  There is a big difference between a 4% pilsner or lager, and a 10% DIPA or RIS.


It's a drinking contest. They certainly don't use DIPAs.
 
2013-07-19 04:05:19 PM
In dog beers, I've only had one!
 
2013-07-19 04:05:55 PM

deanis: General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s 

[assets2.motherboard.tv image 630x420]

Is there a video of this guy post guzzle?


I think somewhere in his uploads he has a video of him just rambling incoherently for 10 minutes.
 
2013-07-19 04:06:24 PM
i've had 6 liters in a night and been ok. but 6l in 20mins is an awful lot of fluid, alcoholic bev or just water or whatever.
 
2013-07-19 04:09:24 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Yeah it wasn't the ingestion that killed him, that's WAY to short of time. I'm guessing he had an enlarged heart and the excess pressure from the amount of puking set off a heart attack.


My guess too.  Don't even know if he had to have an enlarged heart.  My heart is fine, and puking once set off atrial fibrillation.  I didn't drink that much either (3 beers at a baseball game hours before), just got sick.
 
2013-07-19 04:17:08 PM

simplicimus: Lando Lincoln: What's 6 liters in Real American units?

Slightly more than 6 quarts.


It works out fine if you keep in mind it's a little more than a quart.
 
2013-07-19 04:17:42 PM

General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s


My fave part:  "Don't worry kids, I haven't drank in like a week so i'm just doin' it all at once."  Smart guy, abstaining for a few days beforehand.  That probably reduced the stress on his system to nearly zero.


Anyway, was that a 1-litre bottle?  Damn, before I went to rehab I was drinking that much every day but at least I was spreading it out over 16 hours.  Dude's either unconscious in 5 minutes or he pukes as soon as he turns the camera off (I can't help but notice that his vids don't continue for very long after he finishes slamming a bottle so I suspect the latter).
 
2013-07-19 04:29:07 PM

caddisfly: simplicimus: Lando Lincoln: What's 6 liters in Real American units?

Slightly more than 6 quarts.

It works out fine if you keep in mind it's a little more than a quart.


1.06 quart (US), 0.88 quart (UK).
 
2013-07-19 04:52:05 PM

simplicimus: MaudlinMutantMollusk: simplicimus: Bruxellensis: Lando Lincoln: About 17 12-ounce beers in 20 minutes? Uh, yeah...I can see how someone could die from that.

Wouldn't that much of any fluid kill you?

Consider that, on average, a 12 oz beer = 1 shot of 80 proof liquor, that's a lot of alcohol. But 20 minutes isn't long enough for the body to process that much, I doubt it was alcohol poisoning.  I forget how much water in a short period is fatal.

I think he got over carbonated

/suffocated from his own belching

Possible. Water poisoning is caused by loss of electrolytes, doubtful that could happen in 20 minutes.



Should have had a ...

i93.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 04:52:05 PM

nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?


Don't judge, I won a bottle of good rum in a girls-only chugging contest on a booze cruise while on my honeymoon a few years back.  Most girls can't chug for shiat anyway, so I knew I would win.  I had perfected my technique in college a decade before, and even though I hadn't done it since then, it was like riding a bicycle.
 
2013-07-19 05:00:58 PM
So he died of thirst?
 
2013-07-19 05:09:24 PM
It's how he would have wanted to go. I don't see this as tragic or upsetting. Drag his body round back, raise a glass in his honor and get on with the festivities.

/disclaimer - I'm half Irish.
 
2013-07-19 05:15:51 PM
I have a 5 liter stein that I sometimes use.  It is ceramic and I can usually talk my bar into giving me a volume discount to fill it up.  Plus the spectacle of drinking a huge beer helps.  It takes me about 1.5 to 2 hours to finish.

I have them place it in the walk in freezer the night before I plan on using it.  Yes, you get drunk.  No it is not deadly.

I'm not sure that amount of beer could kill anyone in 30 minutes.  Puke sure.  Maybe if you were already loaded.
 
2013-07-19 05:15:57 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x378]

He had more going on than just six liters (25.3605  cups) of beer.


That dude has something going on, that's for sure. He's not the guy in the article, though. Apparently the beer guzzler pictured is a contestant at some beer belly contest in California last year. (Is this his Twitter feed?)

No luck finding a picture of the unfortunate champion, unfortunately. Just an article with a video including witnesses and a sad, empty beer festival area. I have no idea what they are saying, but they seem very sad. All other images seem to be examples of what beer may look like.
 
2013-07-19 05:21:56 PM
loud snoring sound is probably from a heart attack. It might not have been strictly the booze that killed him. Someone that can drink that much beer or any liquid, is probably not in the best shape of their life.
 
2013-07-19 05:38:21 PM

THX 1138: General50: A True American Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=13bkEASIp5s

My fave part:  "Don't worry kids, I haven't drank in like a week so i'm just doin' it all at once."  Smart guy, abstaining for a few days beforehand.  That probably reduced the stress on his system to nearly zero.


Anyway, was that a 1-litre bottle?  Damn, before I went to rehab I was drinking that much every day but at least I was spreading it out over 16 hours.  Dude's either unconscious in 5 minutes or he pukes as soon as he turns the camera off (I can't help but notice that his vids don't continue for very long after he finishes slamming a bottle so I suspect the latter).


This. Also, alcoholism sucks ass; I never went to rehab but I was hospitalized last January with a near fatal case of the DTs. I was drinking between .75 to 1.5 liters a day, almost every day, for all of 2011.

/Worst three days of my life.
//I do drink now and then, but never get shiatfaced anymore.
 
2013-07-19 06:24:22 PM
Holy fark. That guy had a shape no human should ever have. He looks like Octomom during pregnancy. Stretch marks, for God's sake.
 
2013-07-19 06:47:22 PM
I'm just gonna stick to nursing half a glass of wine over the course of an hour, thank you very much.

/does not understand the concept of drinking large quantities quickly
//or the concept of shots, for that matter
 
2013-07-19 06:55:46 PM

Strix occidentalis: I'm just gonna stick to nursing half a glass of wine over the course of an hour, thank you very much.

/does not understand the concept of drinking large quantities quickly
//or the concept of shots, for that matter


As an alcoholic, your concepts are completely foreign to me.
 
2013-07-19 07:04:19 PM
The amount of carbs in that much beer could probably overload your pancreas' ability to keep blood sugar normal and put you in a diabetic coma.

Diabeetus.
 
2013-07-19 07:21:35 PM
www.zgeek.com

STOP SAYING DIABETUS
 
2013-07-19 07:24:48 PM

weirdneighbour: [www.beerbellyblog.com image 300x399]
these beer belly pics must be shopped, no ones body could take the strain.


My uncle's belly looks like this but of course he's about to die because of cirrhosis of the liver. They have to drain him every other week. My aunt already asked me to play Taps at the funeral.
 
2013-07-19 07:47:54 PM
images.funadvice.com
I'm going to go with 'Vomit' as the cause of death.

Just like the cockroach eating guy last year:
http://youtu.be/GFwVy-3NYhA
 
2013-07-19 07:49:34 PM
I wonder what kind of beer it was.
 
2013-07-19 07:59:54 PM

Neighborhood Watch: I wonder what kind of beer it was.



vines.s3.amazonaws.com
How about a watered down beer lime strawberry to help you vomit?
 
2013-07-19 08:19:03 PM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [images.funadvice.com image 362x270]
I'm going to go with 'Vomit' as the cause of death.


Possibly someone elses vomit, I mean its not like you can dust for vomit
 
2013-07-19 09:23:17 PM
I think it may have had something to do with all that drinking.

/just sayin'
 
2013-07-19 10:38:15 PM

HailRobonia: An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink ten Guinness's in ten minutes."
Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations, but one guy jumps up and runs out of the pub. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"
"Sure."
So the bartender lines ten Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than ten minutes.
As the American hands over the money he asks, "Why did you jump up and leave?"
The Irishman answers, "I ran out to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it."


That's a funny Irish joke or an actual Australian story.  This is the footage:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ6Sp1Dks3Y">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=sZ6Sp1Dks3Y

The host is legendary Australian tv presenter Bert Newton. Bert got sacked as a result of this incident. I've heard him tell the story of asking the guy who (in Aussie parlance) chundered what had gone wrong. "I dunno" they guy replied. "It went fine when I had a couple of practice glasses beforehand."
 
2013-07-20 10:05:07 AM
breakfast.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-20 12:54:56 PM

kindms: nekom: Does anyone over the age of 16 actually think drinking contests are somehow fun or in any way a great idea?

YES. We play every night. Jeopardy with beer rules. You get an answer wrong you drink. you get an answer right before your opponent they drink. daily doubles a re six sided dice roll and you exclusive question.

Drinking is fun. Punishing your opponents is even better.


So drinking is fun but making someone else drink is punishment? You do have the brain of someone who thinks drinking games are fun.
 
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