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(Huffington Post)   Tea Party founder to anti-immigration crowd: "You cannot breed Secretariat to a donkey and expect to win the Kentucky Derby. You guys have incredible DNA and don't forget it"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 164
    More: Sick, Secretariat, Kentucky Derby, rallying, native-born americans, public good, racists, illegal immigrants  
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2013-07-19 09:32:41 AM  
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2013-07-19 09:35:42 AM  
But don't you dare call them racists.
 
2013-07-19 09:35:42 AM  
It's OK! He mentioned Martin Luther King!
 
2013-07-19 09:36:13 AM  

sigdiamond2000: It's OK! He mentioned Martin Luther King!


his one black friend.
 
2013-07-19 09:39:24 AM  
You can, however, breed Secretariat with Secretariat's sister, and don't let no one tell you that's wrong.
 
2013-07-19 09:39:40 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 09:39:50 AM  
Holy farkballs, eugenics and everything.
 
2013-07-19 09:40:54 AM  
Guys, they're a nonpartisan grassroots movement concerned only about out-of-control government spending.
 
2013-07-19 09:42:31 AM  
So like... I'm white. Does that mean I get to start f*cking horses now?
 
2013-07-19 09:43:26 AM  
So does this guy think you can do a blood test for Americanism?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 09:46:00 AM  
I can see why he thinks that.  When you think of the master race, this is the image that springs to mind:

woodgatesview.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 09:47:26 AM  

vpb: I can see why he thinks that.  When you think of the master race, this is the image that springs to mind:

[woodgatesview.files.wordpress.com image 450x337]


How dare you insult those paragons of humanity upon their noble electric steeds!
 
2013-07-19 09:52:52 AM  
Yeah, corporatism + populism + racism + militarization has never lead to anything bad, ever.
 
2013-07-19 09:53:04 AM  
A great deal of that dna comes from immigrants.
 
2013-07-19 09:55:21 AM  
And he ended the speech with a rousing "BIG SMILE, BIG SMILE, BIG SMILE"
 
2013-07-19 09:55:42 AM  
So Jimmy The Greek was the first tea partier?
 
2013-07-19 09:57:09 AM  

R.A.Danny: So Jimmy The Greek was the first tea partier?


lol
 
2013-07-19 10:05:25 AM  
si0.twimg.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 10:06:24 AM  

James!: So does this guy think you can do a blood test for Americanism?


That and sickle cell anemia.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 10:07:42 AM  

oldernell: A great deal of that dna comes from immigrants.


Yes white ones like Thomas Jefferson and Martin Luther King.  Men who would never mingle their precious bodily fluids with undermenschen.
 
2013-07-19 10:23:35 AM  
Marge Schott is gazing up from her ring of Hell with a puzzled look.
 
2013-07-19 10:35:04 AM  
From those incredible blood lines of Thomas Jefferson and George Washington and John Smith. And all these great Americans, Martin Luther King.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-19 10:45:04 AM  

Target Builder: But don't you dare call them racists.


This has nothing to do with the President being black....I mean...what were we talking about again?
 
2013-07-19 10:47:35 AM  
The jockey club would never allow that.
 
2013-07-19 10:47:42 AM  
Racist.

/I dare.
 
2013-07-19 10:51:35 AM  
So incredible, a lot of it has extra chromosomes
 
2013-07-19 11:11:29 AM  
You know, I'm willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he is really stupid enough to believe in a sort of Lamarck-ian evolution, where being American gives you good genes. So he's not racist, since an American of any race can have those genes, he's just an idiot.

/probably a racist idiot, but I like looking on the bright side.
 
2013-07-19 11:11:50 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-19 11:27:06 AM  

vpb: I can see why he thinks that.  When you think of the master race, this is the image that springs to mind:

[woodgatesview.files.wordpress.com image 450x337]


Used the last support check to turbocharge them
 
2013-07-19 11:50:09 AM  

nmrsnr: You know, I'm willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he is really stupid enough to believe in a sort of Lamarck-ian evolution, where being American gives you good genes. So he's not racist, since an American of any race can have those genes, he's just an idiot.

/probably a racist idiot, but I like looking on the bright side.


An optimist with low standards ;-)
 
2013-07-19 12:03:34 PM  
hmm... i wonder why this hasn't been greened (or red-lit) yet by the mods. i realize it's freeper friday, but this is a pretty good story...
 
2013-07-19 12:26:08 PM  
Secretariat
cdn.crooksandliars.com

Donkeys

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com

cdn.sheknows.com


Got it?
 
2013-07-19 12:53:02 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Secretariat
[cdn.crooksandliars.com image 350x235]

Donkeys

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

[cdn.sheknows.com image 360x450]


Got it?


I've never wanted to see a donkey show more in my life.
 
2013-07-19 01:23:32 PM  
How dare the lamestream LIE-brul media say the Tea Party is racist.
 
2013-07-19 01:24:51 PM  
"You cannot breed Secretariat to a donkey and expect to win the Kentucky Derby"
- Ken Crow



Well I guess we know who's the ass in that equation.
 
2013-07-19 01:37:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Race mixing is bad. You'll never breed a champion from mixed races.


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2013-07-19 01:38:01 PM  
I love how he almost forgets to mention a black guy, because, you know, it's not racism when you say a black guy has superior DNA.
 
2013-07-19 01:41:58 PM  
Case Study #5,492 of "this piece of shiat conservative leader in no way is representative of the majority of conservatives in America."
 
2013-07-19 01:43:29 PM  
In a related story, Ken Crow of Iowa is now widely considered front-runner for the 2016 GOP nomination.
 
2013-07-19 01:46:13 PM  
bluenred.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 01:49:02 PM  

BunkoSquad: In a related story, Ken Crow of Iowa is now widely considered front-runner for the 2016 GOP nomination.


if only. i'm holding out for steve king.
 
2013-07-19 01:52:19 PM  

BunkoSquad: In a related story, Ken Crow of Iowa is now widely considered front-runner for the 2016 GOP nomination.


boy if he loses the election he will really have to eat uh... crow
 
2013-07-19 01:57:06 PM  

vpb: I can see why he thinks that.  When you think of the master race, this is the image that springs to mind:

[woodgatesview.files.wordpress.com image 450x337]


I think those two ate a donkey and Secretariat.
 
2013-07-19 02:17:21 PM  
Tea Party founder to anti-immigration crowd that included Steve King, Jeff Sessions and Ted Cruz: "You cannot breed Secretariat to a donkey and expect to win the Kentucky Derby. You guys have incredible DNA and don't forget it"
 
2013-07-19 02:21:10 PM  
Wow, how nice of them to show up without their hoods this time.
 
2013-07-19 02:21:42 PM  

Relatively Obscure: You can, however, breed Secretariat with Secretariat's sister, and don't let no one tell you that's wrong.


Yeah, but S1's show  genetic mutation more than F1 hybrids do.  Just saying.
 
2013-07-19 02:22:22 PM  
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2013-07-19 02:22:47 PM  
theiowarepublican.com

Now there's a prime genetic specimen if I ever saw one.
 
2013-07-19 02:25:42 PM  
He said Martin Luther King, he's not a racist, you all are the real racists for suggesting he is and also furthermore
 
2013-07-19 02:26:49 PM  
Ah yes, the "master race."  Inbred, ignorant, illiterate simpletons who watch Fox News, eat buckets of lard a day, then gather 'round in the front yard for a good ol' fashioned cross burning.  Don't want to let any of that there good DNA get mixed up with the lesser folks.

I swear to the cosmos, these assholes make me wish it were legal to just shoot them on sight and walk away.
 
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