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(National Geographic)   Today between 5:27 and 5:42 pm EDT, Earth will have its photo taken from one billion miles away, so dress for the occasion   (newswatch.nationalgeographic.com) divider line 78
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2013-07-19 10:12:46 AM
...and would it hurt you to smile once in a while... were not going to a funeral or anything
 
2013-07-19 10:33:05 AM
We should go ahead and decide which of us is going to have their eyes closed and who will be scratching their nose or looking away.
 
2013-07-19 10:56:06 AM
Asses up everyone.
 
2013-07-19 10:58:17 AM

grokca: Asses up everyone.


That's no moon....
 
2013-07-19 11:31:56 AM
We'll probably get photobombed by Venus, that b*tch
 
2013-07-19 12:02:07 PM
Everybody... prepare your middle fingers.
 
2013-07-19 12:14:26 PM
Am I even going to get one photon reflected off me into the picture?
 
2013-07-19 12:16:35 PM
Just started up Orbiter to see exactly what will be facing Saturn (yes I know NASA already has pics up, but I wanted my own simulator to tell me).  Obviously we are, and by 'we' I mean the Western Hemisphere.
 
2013-07-19 12:23:39 PM
Personally, I'm a more "rock out with your cock out" kind of chappie.

/little blue veined marble.
 
2013-07-19 12:24:18 PM
That's going to be a lot of red eye.
 
2013-07-19 12:24:27 PM
I'm going to pull out my junk.
It's not like you're going to be able to see it from that far away anyway.
/cue the penis size jokes.
//"and there's the pitch..."
 
2013-07-19 12:25:07 PM
Everybody make a duckface and make fake gang signs!1!11
 
2013-07-19 12:25:41 PM
I'm concerned about the giant insect creatures it's taking pictures of in space.  Why isn't this making the news?  That thing is huge...if you know anything about perspective, this thing could probably destroy earth in just one or two pinches of its giant pinchers.

newswatch.nationalgeographic.com
 
2013-07-19 12:25:44 PM
STOP SPYING ON ME OBAMA
 
2013-07-19 12:26:57 PM
Hey you! Yes you, in the back! Stand still with it! Your messing up the shot!
 
2013-07-19 12:28:32 PM

topcon: I'm concerned about the giant insect creatures it's taking pictures of in space.  Why isn't this making the news?  That thing is huge...if you know anything about perspective, this thing could probably destroy earth in just one or two pinches of its giant pinchers.


Weird thing, farker just sits there saying "I am squishing your head." in scorpinese.
 
2013-07-19 12:28:45 PM
mysocalledtvblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 12:29:15 PM
Here's Earth from 6 billion miles away.
www.futilitycloset.com
 
2013-07-19 12:29:20 PM
I can see my house.
 
2013-07-19 12:30:10 PM
does that mean we all have to stand still for 15 minutes?
 
2013-07-19 12:31:36 PM
The one time I try to get a nice photo of everyone and there's 625,245,219 people flipping the bird.
(low number because in some countries the bird isn't the word
No. They haven't heard?
About the bird?)
 
2013-07-19 12:34:56 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for asatellite picture "
 
2013-07-19 12:35:08 PM
Well, at 2:42PM I'll be probably doing nothing at all other than babysitting someone else's kids, and it's too early to go streaking in the neighborhood. However 6 hours after that, Me and a buddy are going to kidnap another friend we haven't seen in 15 years, right before his 25th HS reunion tomorrow. There will be no witnesses.
 
2013-07-19 12:35:22 PM
Be ready an hour and a half before.
 
2013-07-19 12:35:22 PM
I didn't sign a consent form. Can I sue ?
 
2013-07-19 12:36:00 PM

dittybopper: grokca: Asses up everyone.

That's no moon....


dammit so much, you both beat me.
 
2013-07-19 12:36:54 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.

strangeluck: Hey you! Yes you, in the back! Stand still with it! Your messing up the shot!


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-07-19 12:40:05 PM

Deep Contact: Here's Earth from 6 billion miles away.
[www.futilitycloset.com image 500x365]


..........suspended in a sunbeam...........
 
2013-07-19 12:40:09 PM

Snapper Carr: [mysocalledtvblog.files.wordpress.com image 623x396]


terrorist scum...lol
 
2013-07-19 12:40:12 PM
No problem, I'm already dressed and waiting outside.
bigyoshop.hu
 
2013-07-19 12:42:47 PM
...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.
 
2013-07-19 12:42:54 PM

WienerButt: I didn't sign a consent form. Can I sue ?


Then stay inside.  If you're outdoors, you have no expectation of privacy.
 
2013-07-19 12:56:35 PM
Which side of the Earth will be facing the camera? I don't want to shower for nothing.
 
2013-07-19 12:58:05 PM
So you're asking us East-coasters to step outside (where it is currently eleventy grillion degrees) ... look up at the sky ... and HOLD IT for 15 farking minutes?
 
2013-07-19 12:59:12 PM
Zoom in.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Zoom in.
Enhance.
...
(x1000)

Ahhh...there I am. I look good.
 
2013-07-19 01:01:39 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-19 01:03:20 PM

Elroydb: [25.media.tumblr.com image 439x596]


You're high, Carl.  Go home.
 
2013-07-19 01:05:19 PM

Elroydb: [25.media.tumblr.com image 439x596]


Came for  Pale Blue Dot, leaving satisfied...and slightly depressed. Damn Carl Sagan for being so maudlin.
 
2013-07-19 01:05:31 PM

megarian: ...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.


Loosely speaking, the one person doing the NUTSUCKING will get ice cream.
/But it's a justifiable punishment otherwise.  I'm doing the Jaime Gumm tuck.
 
2013-07-19 01:09:58 PM
megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.


So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!
 
2013-07-19 01:12:33 PM
Business casual?
 
2013-07-19 01:13:57 PM
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

I hope they wear pants...
 
2013-07-19 01:14:02 PM
A similar, heavily cropped image taken from Mars orbit looking at Earth and Jupiter.
i.imgur.com

More info
 
2013-07-19 01:26:14 PM
will one of the gods give us rabbit ears?
 
2013-07-19 01:35:22 PM

Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!


FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.
 
2013-07-19 01:43:19 PM

megarian: Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!

FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.


WAHHHHH. Fine. I'll just take my Motorola X exclusive phone and order Uber to come to *MY* location and bring me an entire truckload of Ice Cream. Because I'm King Nutsack of Exclusive Ice Cream Island. And I'm better than all of you, frankly.

http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/transportation-nation/2013/jul/18/uber-dis pa tching-ice-cream-trucks-taxis-friday/
 
2013-07-19 01:44:34 PM

megarian: Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!

FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.


But then he'll flash deez while we're eating ice cream and then we won't want to eat the ice cream
 
2013-07-19 01:45:42 PM

ChipNASA: megarian: Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!

FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.

WAHHHHH. Fine. I'll just take my Motorola X exclusive phone and order Uber to come to *MY* location and bring me an entire truckload of Ice Cream. Because I'm King Nutsack of Exclusive Ice Cream Island. And I'm better than all of you, frankly.

http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/transportation-nation/2013/jul/18/uber-dis pa tching-ice-cream-trucks-taxis-friday/


Alright, that was way funnier than it should have been. I laffed.
 
2013-07-19 01:49:21 PM

thecpt: megarian: Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!

FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.

But then he'll flash deez while we're eating ice cream and then we won't want to eat the ice cream


JESUS FARKING CHRIST! FINE! Everyone can flash their nutsacks AND get ice cream but we'll never be allowed in polite interstellar company. It'll be just like the Christmas photo.
 
2013-07-19 01:51:39 PM

megarian: thecpt: megarian: Harry Freakstorm: megarian

...so help me if I see ONE NUTSUCK in the picture NO ONE gets ice cream.

So, just because Chip NASA thinks he King Sh*t of F*ck Island and flashes his testes, I'm not gonna get ice cream? Unfair!

FINE! Chip has to wait outside and watch everyone else ironically eat ice cream.

But then he'll flash deez while we're eating ice cream and then we won't want to eat the ice cream

JESUS FARKING CHRIST! FINE! Everyone can flash their nutsacks AND get ice cream but we'll never be allowed in polite interstellar company. It'll be just like the Christmas photo.


What about the ladies? You gal going to do a Lunar Labia Landing layup?
 
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