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2013-07-19 10:59:58 AM
Wow... I didn't know black weeners really looked like that.
 
2013-07-19 11:30:12 AM
Ha!  Funny but sorry, RGIII: no one will ever unseat Manti Te'o for the most Schadenfreude-laden, sports-related story OF THE CENTURY.
 
2013-07-19 11:49:26 AM
Well people did say he was gonna be the next Brett Favre
 
2013-07-19 11:50:09 AM
Well right up to the "I do" he is a free man.
 
2013-07-19 12:00:47 PM

ArkAngel: Well people did say he was gonna be the next Brett Favre


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-19 12:13:49 PM
When did RGIII get vitiligo?
 
2013-07-19 12:47:24 PM
That could be any black dude's weiner. What, I'm supposed to believe this is the only pic she's got of a weiner?
 
2013-07-19 12:50:16 PM
Oh please be real.
 
2013-07-19 12:54:17 PM
I'm a Seahawks fan. I hope this isnt true. I really like RGIII he seems like a good kid, with lots of talent and a bright future. This would be a really nasty thing to come out for a guy who seems to have a very clean and respectable track record.
 
2013-07-19 12:55:32 PM

mentallo69: I'm a Seahawks fan. I hope this isnt true. I really like RGIII he seems like a good kid, with lots of talent and a bright future. This would be a really nasty thing to come out for a guy who seems to have a very clean and respectable track record.


I'm not really going to think any less of him as a player, but it will make for some interesting things to yell at him while he's playing.

If this is real.
 
2013-07-19 12:55:33 PM
I send my penis pics to the quiet church goers instead.  They just get embarrassed and flustered, then delete the pic... but they'll always remember in the back of their mind.

The damn Hooters' sluts never delete a good dick pic, and they'll share it all around the "office".  Fark that.
 
2013-07-19 12:55:34 PM
Down here in the land of the original Hooters the servers aren't as hot as this one.
 
2013-07-19 12:57:34 PM
WHY would he do this?   Can't he just be like, "I'm R-freaking-III".... take it or leave it... You know what i look like already toots.
 
2013-07-19 12:58:29 PM
This is on par with believing shanahannadingdong had RGIII's health in mind during that playoff game for credibility.

Could be wrong
 
2013-07-19 12:59:11 PM
Smells like AW BS to me.
 
2013-07-19 01:03:40 PM

Treygreen13: mentallo69: I'm a Seahawks fan. I hope this isnt true. I really like RGIII he seems like a good kid, with lots of talent and a bright future. This would be a really nasty thing to come out for a guy who seems to have a very clean and respectable track record.

I'm not really going to think any less of him as a player, but it will make for some interesting things to yell at him while he's playing.

If this is real.


It's not that it would affect his play, but for once with all the sports scandals roids, murders, arrests and the like  I'd like to see one of these really good up and comers have a very clean scandal free career.
 
2013-07-19 01:06:32 PM
I really wish we could all get to the point where we'd realize that expecting professional athletes to be faithful husbands is idiotic when they have tits thrown into their faces 10 times per day.

The faithful ones are the exceptions, and there aren't many of them.
 
2013-07-19 01:07:10 PM
I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?
 
2013-07-19 01:09:02 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?


I wouldn't even send pictures to my wife, I'll just show it to her when I get home.
 
2013-07-19 01:11:55 PM
I don't think there is a lot of reason to believe this waitress.  She makes a big fuss, asks for money, then when someone offers, she backs down?  Yeah, that's trustworthy.
 
2013-07-19 01:12:46 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?


I believe Herm Edwards gave the "DON'T PRESS SEND" speech to all the rookies last year. Not like it will help.
 
2013-07-19 01:16:02 PM

06Wahoo: I don't think there is a lot of reason to believe this waitress.  She makes a big fuss, asks for money, then when someone offers, she backs down?  Yeah, that's trustworthy.


Probably because they only offered $500.  A Hooters girl that looks like that can milk $500 in tips out of a lonely divorcee in a single night.
 
2013-07-19 01:16:37 PM

Treygreen13: JohnnyRebel88: I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?

I believe Herm Edwards gave the "DON'T PRESS SEND" speech to all the rookies last year. Not like it will help.


No kidding.  No one pays attention to what Herm Edwards has to say.
 
2013-07-19 01:18:24 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Treygreen13: JohnnyRebel88: I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?

I believe Herm Edwards gave the "DON'T PRESS SEND" speech to all the rookies last year. Not like it will help.

No kidding.  No one pays attention to what Herm Edwards has to say.


Plus as long as Cooley is still alive, we're mere seconds away from world-wide dong shots for everyone.
 
2013-07-19 01:21:26 PM
Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
 
2013-07-19 01:24:09 PM

Yanks_RSJ: I really wish we could all get to the point where we'd realize that expecting professional athletes to be faithful husbands is idiotic when they have tits thrown into their faces 10 times per day.

The faithful ones are the exceptions, and there aren't many of them.


Can we broaden that from professional athletes to everyone? Humans did not evolve to be monogamous.
 
2013-07-19 01:24:18 PM

Bermuda59: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!


Hooters, where all the white women at.
 
2013-07-19 01:25:02 PM

mentallo69: Treygreen13: mentallo69: I'm a Seahawks fan. I hope this isnt true. I really like RGIII he seems like a good kid, with lots of talent and a bright future. This would be a really nasty thing to come out for a guy who seems to have a very clean and respectable track record.

I'm not really going to think any less of him as a player, but it will make for some interesting things to yell at him while he's playing.

If this is real.

It's not that it would affect his play, but for once with all the sports scandals roids, murders, arrests and the like  I'd like to see one of these really good up and comers have a very clean scandal free career.


Russell Wilson is probably your best candidate. If he was white all the Tebow people would have shifted their loyalties already.
 
2013-07-19 01:26:08 PM

Treygreen13: JohnnyRebel88: I was surprised this wasn't on TMZ.  I believe that, as the article points out, she started shopping it around.  Unless this is not him and she is terrified of a lawsuit.  Why would it shame her family if she was sexually harassed and it doesn't shame them for her working at Hooters?  Maybe she was baiting him to send the photos.  I guess we will wait and see, or not.

Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?

I believe Herm Edwards gave the "DON'T PRESS SEND" speech to all the rookies last year. Not like it will help.


That does sound familiar, he should work for the NFL, not ESPN.  They had Pac-Man Jones speaking this year if I remember correctly, I wonder what he said that will help these kids.
 
2013-07-19 01:30:01 PM

Cymbal: Yanks_RSJ: I really wish we could all get to the point where we'd realize that expecting professional athletes to be faithful husbands is idiotic when they have tits thrown into their faces 10 times per day.

The faithful ones are the exceptions, and there aren't many of them.

Can we broaden that from professional athletes to everyone? Humans did not evolve to be monogamous.


Truthfully, most men are only as faithful as their options.  If you're an athlete, you've got options every single hour you're awake.
 
2013-07-19 01:37:13 PM
Why does RGIII have a horse sniffing his belly?

Greg Oden had the horsiest dick picks of ALL TIME
 
2013-07-19 01:39:01 PM

nmrsnr: When did RGIII get vitiligo?


Same thing occurred to me. I'm pretty sure that's a photo of a white guy.
 
2013-07-19 01:39:28 PM
I bet there was no pre-nup, goodbye fortune I haven't made yet.
 
2013-07-19 01:42:22 PM

Bermuda59: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!


Ma'am, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're sucking on my arm.
 
2013-07-19 01:42:40 PM

nmrsnr: When did RGIII get vitiligo?


+1
 
2013-07-19 01:42:53 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Cymbal: Yanks_RSJ: I really wish we could all get to the point where we'd realize that expecting professional athletes to be faithful husbands is idiotic when they have tits thrown into their faces 10 times per day.

The faithful ones are the exceptions, and there aren't many of them.

Can we broaden that from professional athletes to everyone? Humans did not evolve to be monogamous.

Truthfully, most men are only as faithful as their options.  If you're an athlete, you've got options every single hour you're awake.


That just makes them monogamous by default, when they are in fact undesirable to pretty much anyone who they aren't married to.

Point is, if given the chance, nearly all of us will cheat, especially if there are no consequences.
 
2013-07-19 01:48:19 PM

mentallo69: It's not that it would affect his play, but for once with all the sports scandals roids, murders, arrests and the like I'd like to see one of these really good up and comers have a very clean scandal free career.


There are TONS of players who are scandal-free. But they don't get in the news, so we don't hear their names as often.

What I'm wondering is why so many people want to see athletes' weiners?

And why hasn't anyone learned to stop showing their funbits to camera lenses?
 
2013-07-19 01:50:29 PM

Cymbal: Point is, if given the chance, nearly all of us will cheat, especially if there are no consequences.


Especially if you're a liar with no scruples.
 
2013-07-19 01:51:01 PM
Good. The sooner he gets run out of town and Snyder falls off a large cliff, the better off the 'Skins will be.

/bitter 'Skins fan
//RG3 is a bad risk, always has been
 
2013-07-19 01:54:01 PM
cdn4.faniq.com 

This girl's abs are magic...
 
2013-07-19 01:55:53 PM

Shame Us: mentallo69: Treygreen13: mentallo69: I'm a Seahawks fan. I hope this isnt true. I really like RGIII he seems like a good kid, with lots of talent and a bright future. This would be a really nasty thing to come out for a guy who seems to have a very clean and respectable track record.

I'm not really going to think any less of him as a player, but it will make for some interesting things to yell at him while he's playing.

If this is real.

It's not that it would affect his play, but for once with all the sports scandals roids, murders, arrests and the like  I'd like to see one of these really good up and comers have a very clean scandal free career.

Russell Wilson is probably your best candidate. If he was white all the Tebow people would have shifted their loyalties already.


I am a Seahawks fan and I love me some Russel Wilson, but I also think RGIII is aweosme to.................Kapernick....Fark you Bicep kissing moron.
 
2013-07-19 01:57:05 PM
This hasn't popped up anywhere that normally falls head over heels for this type of muckraking, so forgive me if I'm skeptical.
 
2013-07-19 01:58:35 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Why doesn't the NFL implement a standard of not to send your wang over your phone to someone other than your wife during orientation?


Because it's not their business who you fark. In fact, it's illegal for them to make rules about who you fark.
 
2013-07-19 02:04:59 PM

StubePT: [cdn4.faniq.com image 599x449] 

This girl's abs are magic...


Too bad the sexting wasn't of her to him.
 
2013-07-19 02:05:45 PM
Can we get an ESPN talking head to criticize him for not sending the pic to a black waitress?
 
2013-07-19 02:05:55 PM
Money grubbing sluts gonna slut.
 
2013-07-19 02:07:28 PM
And people wonder why high priced escort services exist.......
 
2013-07-19 02:09:31 PM
It seems like Deadspin turned her down and her ex-boyfriend who also claimed to have pictures. By the sound of that article they were skeptical and thought they were attempting to scam them.
 
2013-07-19 02:15:22 PM
Another scandal involving a Barber?

Looking at the arms, those are not exactly those of someone who works out a lot.
 
2013-07-19 02:15:32 PM
If you're going to prove you have RG3 pics, why wouldn't you send one with, I dunno, his face?

Ohhhh, it's a random black guy's torso??? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
 
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