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(io9)   "Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks"   (io9.com ) divider line
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5071 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Jul 2013 at 11:19 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-19 11:21:05 AM  
That may be the only six pack at comic-con that isn't related to an energy drink.
 
2013-07-19 11:21:21 AM  
No, sir, I don't like it.
 
2013-07-19 11:23:10 AM  
That poor guy is probably bound and gagged, stuffed into the closet in John Barrowman's hotel suite.
 
2013-07-19 11:23:30 AM  
I couldn't close that link fast enough
 
2013-07-19 11:24:17 AM  
Just in time for Yak shaving day.
 
2013-07-19 11:26:25 AM  
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2013-07-19 11:27:17 AM  
Aaaaa! I love John Barrowman!

Congratulations to John on his recent marriage, too.
 
2013-07-19 11:28:51 AM  
What the hell is a "man Cling"?
 
2013-07-19 11:30:08 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: What the hell is a "man Cling"?


You obviously don't live where it gets really humid in the summer.
 
2013-07-19 11:34:52 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Jim from Saint Paul: What the hell is a "man Cling"?

You obviously don't live where it gets really humid in the summer.


WE call that the "leather suck" (been over 90 degreese with dew points over 70 for the last 3 days alone).
 
2013-07-19 11:43:38 AM  
 
2013-07-19 12:05:02 PM  
Never really got into Ren and Stimpy, but I did manage to see the Powdered Toast Man scene referenced here.

"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks" still makes me laugh heartily.
 
2013-07-19 12:10:08 PM  
 
2013-07-19 12:15:48 PM  
Both of them?
 
2013-07-19 12:17:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I couldn't close that link fast enough


Were you able to clutch your pearls fast enough?
 
2013-07-19 12:18:17 PM  
Came for Quick Man, leaving satisfied.

/thanks Gunny!
 
2013-07-19 01:08:48 PM  
I needed that after the awful dog thread on the Main page.
 
2013-07-19 01:10:56 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wellon Dowd: Jim from Saint Paul: What the hell is a "man Cling"?

You obviously don't live where it gets really humid in the summer.

WE call that the "leather suck" (been over 90 degreese with dew points over 70 for the last 3 days alone).


Yeah. Here in Chicago you better have invested in the large container of Gold Bond just to get through the weekend, lest you end up with some very red and very raw man bits.

Really the only time I recommend boxer briefs over regular boxers.
 
2013-07-19 01:23:26 PM  
Sure that was John Barrowman on one side of PT man but was that Nathan Fillion on the other side going for the sack tap? Mal, you disappoint..
 
2013-07-19 01:27:59 PM  

Snargi: Sure that was John Barrowman on one side of PT man but was that Nathan Fillion on the other side going for the sack tap? Mal, you disappoint..


That's Scott Gill, Barrowman's husband who bears more than a passing resemblance to a young Nathan Fillion.

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2013-07-19 01:39:02 PM  

Wellon Dowd: That poor guy is probably bound and gagged, stuffed into the closet in John Barrowman's hotel suite.


Please, when was the last time john Barrowman had use for a closet? Guy's still getting bound and gagged, but there's nothing happening in the closet.
 
2013-07-19 01:42:45 PM  

Snapper Carr: Snargi: Sure that was John Barrowman on one side of PT man but was that Nathan Fillion on the other side going for the sack tap? Mal, you disappoint..

That's Scott Gill, Barrowman's husband who bears more than a passing resemblance to a young Nathan Fillion.

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Boy you ain't lying, he looks pretty damn close to a young Fillion, as in they could easily pass for brothers. At first I was wondering if Fillion had slimmed down and gotten a facelift or something, then I was wondering why he was posing for a pic along with Barrowman.
 
2013-07-19 01:55:29 PM  
that.is.awesome.
 
2013-07-19 02:01:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: That poor guy is probably bound and gagged, stuffed into the closet in John Barrowman's hotel suite.


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I suspect he's perfectly fine with being Barrowman's plow.
 
2013-07-19 02:30:14 PM  

WippitGuud: Powdered..... Toast.... Maaaaaaaan


I'll never forget how edgy it was that they used the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles on that song.
 
2013-07-19 03:05:57 PM  
That young man looks like he is utterly blissful at being the powdered toast filling in a scenery-chewing ham sandwich.  Not that I can really blame him and I don't even swing that way.
 
2013-07-19 03:17:56 PM  

WippitGuud: Powdered..... Toast.... Maaaaaaaan


Love the ending. It's like every president since this skit was aired used it as a blueprint.
 
2013-07-19 03:46:02 PM  
Call the poliiiiiiiiiice...
 
2013-07-19 04:22:13 PM  
Got the reference, but still prefer:

SPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAADDDDDDNNNNNEEEEESSSSSS

/Red candy-like button and all.
 
2013-07-19 06:03:52 PM  
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"Quick Gene, hide my legs!"


Dingleberry Dickwad: Snapper Carr: Snargi: Sure that was John Barrowman on one side of PT man but was that Nathan Fillion on the other side going for the sack tap? Mal, you disappoint..

That's Scott Gill, Barrowman's husband who bears more than a passing resemblance to a young Nathan Fillion.

[img59.imageshack.us image 800x531]

Boy you ain't lying, he looks pretty damn close to a young Fillion, as in they could easily pass for brothers. At first I was wondering if Fillion had slimmed down and gotten a facelift or something, then I was wondering why he was posing for a pic along with Barrowman.


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2013-07-19 11:27:16 PM  
Least attractive sixpack ever. I mean, I'm all for the boylove and that shiat, I'm just sayin'.

/I'll take a fivehead over a sixpack any day
 
2013-07-20 12:17:43 AM  
Quick, man Cling tenaciously to my buttocks

FYI, subby, the missing puncutation after "man" changes the whole meaning of the sentence.  For example, consider the following conversation.

"Do you want to leave the dog at home when we go to the park?"

"Yes, I do.  fark the dog".

But leave out one little period, and you get:

"Yes, I do fark the dog".

Think deeply upon this lesson.
 
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