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2013-07-19 11:07:09 AM  
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-07-19 11:08:44 AM  
Step away from the bong, Cheech.
 
2013-07-19 11:29:24 AM  
Someone isn't rich and famous, and is jealous of someone who is.
 
2013-07-19 11:31:05 AM  
I still loved her in Angel Heart.
 
2013-07-19 11:31:53 AM  
That Call Me Maybe girl has really let herself go.
 
2013-07-19 11:32:50 AM  
Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie
 
2013-07-19 11:34:19 AM  
Makes you wonder if she called Oprah first and asked permission to say these things for publicity or if Oprah just let it happen.

/everyone look under your seats!  YOU work the fields, and YOU work the fields, and YOU work the fields!  Everyone works the fieeellddds!
 
2013-07-19 11:37:30 AM  
Boy, am I glad I don't have a basement full of her!
 
2013-07-19 11:42:27 AM  
remember when this chick was sort of relevant?  me neither.  Worst part about the movie commando was every moment she spoke

/irrelevant actress is irrelevant
 
2013-07-19 11:43:04 AM  
She was great in Flashdance.
 
2013-07-19 11:43:26 AM  
Bees.gif
 
2013-07-19 11:47:08 AM  
She's aging really well.
 
2013-07-19 11:48:04 AM  
Oh, it's on!!

It's on, like...um....like....
 
2013-07-19 11:49:38 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie


You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)
 
2013-07-19 11:53:12 AM  

mentallo69: You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Sometimes what can make or break a movie are the incredibly lame puns that must be said. A missed opportunity will piss people off.

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2013-07-19 11:53:28 AM  
And she called Oprah "vile"?
 
2013-07-19 11:55:28 AM  

mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)


https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.
 
2013-07-19 11:56:07 AM  
Well, her pops is pretty cool.
 
2013-07-19 11:56:27 AM  
Well that is a thing that happened.

But let's focus on a more important debate - why was the villain in Commando a leather daddy?
 
2013-07-19 11:59:20 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.



Shakes tiny Fist........God dammit you got me!!! In all fairness, that movie was almost 30 years ago.......can we just agree on this

Alyssa Milano, yummy
 
2013-07-19 12:09:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.


These alternate ending lines are also farking awesome. And any of them would have done fine.
Link
 
2013-07-19 12:14:32 PM  
Blow off some steam Bennet.
 
2013-07-19 12:15:47 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie


Whew at first I thought you were talking about Alyssa milano
 
2013-07-19 12:16:00 PM  

mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.


Shakes tiny Fist........God dammit you got me!!! In all fairness, that movie was almost 30 years ago.......can we just agree on this

Alyssa Milano, yummy


Back then have a seat over there.  Now I'd drag my dick through an asian giant hornet nest just to have a chance to sniff the seat of a bicycle she rode 10 years ago
 
2013-07-19 12:19:01 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.


Shakes tiny Fist........God dammit you got me!!! In all fairness, that movie was almost 30 years ago.......can we just agree on this

Alyssa Milano, yummy

Back then have a seat over there.  Now I'd drag my dick through an asian giant hornet nest just to have a chance to sniff the seat of a bicycle she rode 10 years ago..


This and the fact that her and I are the same age so it was ok for me to think inappropriate about her just as much then as I do now :)
 
2013-07-19 12:19:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie


To be fair, her youthful Cro-Mag mud-caked buttocks enlivened Quest for Wood.

api.ning.com
 
2013-07-19 12:20:42 PM  

mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

That was in Predator when he threw the knife and said that. You have your movies all messed up.  Go back, watch Commando again and then tell me that it couldn't be improved upon with more tits.


Shakes tiny Fist........God dammit you got me!!! In all fairness, that movie was almost 30 years ago.......can we just agree on this

Alyssa Milano, yummy

Back then have a seat over there.  Now I'd drag my dick through an asian giant hornet nest just to have a chance to sniff the seat of a bicycle she rode 10 years ago..

This and the fact that her and I are the same age so it

was ok for me to think inappropriate about her just as much then as I do now :)


Let me be clear, when I think of her now Its the adult version I think about......I do not need to have a seat over there.

Fixed that for me!!!
 
2013-07-19 12:23:50 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie


Well,to be honest, bare tits could make just about any movie better.
/Except Batman and Robin.
//Bear tits?
///Nope, not even.
 
2013-07-19 12:31:31 PM  
Here's a picture of her firing a public relations rocket at Oprah.
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2013-07-19 12:32:05 PM  
That's one of the most hilarious interviews I've read in a long while.

America.
 
2013-07-19 01:02:56 PM  
She's hot... I'll take her side over Oprah... That is all.
 
2013-07-19 01:03:14 PM  

mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)


Arnold threw a knife and said "Stick around." in Predator not Commando.
I think In commando he said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?  I lied."

Arnold was the KING of cheesy one liners.
 
2013-07-19 01:12:39 PM  
Just stopping in to say hi. Oh, and here's a clip of Rae Dawn Chong and Kari Wuhrer having sensual lesbian sex. Gonna go with NSFW.
 
2013-07-19 01:13:44 PM  
Chong's comments on her personal history & firsthand experience with Orpah seem credible.  Chong is a very, very rare person in showbiz who will bluntly (pardon the puns) speak her mind about Winfrey.  Damn near everyone in "the industry" is deeply intimidated by Winfrey & Scientology -- they are sacred cows.
 
2013-07-19 01:16:11 PM  
"I starred in Commando. And she just wasn't having me. She's competitive. She didn't like me. She just wasn't having me."

These words, in this order, make no sense. I think she's high.
 
2013-07-19 01:16:44 PM  

Valiente: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

To be fair, her youthful Cro-Mag mud-caked buttocks enlivened Quest for Wood.

[api.ning.com image 752x563]


And she introduced the world to the missionary position...
 
2013-07-19 01:17:54 PM  
What a random person to start talking shiat about Oprah. It's like a Family Guy joke come to life.
 
2013-07-19 01:19:07 PM  

someonelse: "I starred in Commando. And she just wasn't having me. She's competitive. She didn't like me. She just wasn't having me."

These words, in this order, make no sense. I think she's high.


"Starred" might be the confusing part.
 
2013-07-19 01:19:57 PM  
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-19 01:21:06 PM  
That's bullshiat. A half-black gal can call Oprah that without consequence but if I called Oprah she wouldn't answer.
 
2013-07-19 01:25:16 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-19 01:26:34 PM  

nmiguy: mentallo69: Smeggy Smurf: Her bare tits is the only thing that could have made Commando a better movie

You shut your mouth. When Arnold threw the saw blade and stuck the guy to the door and said "stick around" that movie was complete.


Always a critic, can't you be happy with anything :)

Arnold threw a knife and said "Stick around." in Predator not Commando.
I think In commando he said "Remember when I said I would kill you last?  I lied."

Arnold was the KING of cheesy one liners.


"My friend is DEAD tired..." Matrix did nothing but lay out one liners for every kill.

In the deleted dubbing, when he blows the two guys up with the claymore in the fortress lawn, he bellows "have a nice SPRING!" h
 
2013-07-19 01:42:29 PM  
She'll never work in this town again.


/oh, wait...
 
2013-07-19 01:43:07 PM  
Here is Subzero! Now...plain zero!
 
2013-07-19 01:45:09 PM  
Already Disturbed:

She was really hot in that movie. Err, until she turned into that. Loves me some Rae Dawn, even if she's a gargoyle who hates Oprah.
 
2013-07-19 02:05:05 PM  
I was confusing her with Richard Pryor's daughter *shudders*
 
2013-07-19 02:12:55 PM  

bugmn99: Just stopping in to say hi. Oh, and here's a clip of Rae Dawn Chong and Kari Wuhrer having sensual lesbian sex. Gonna go with NSFW.


Sorry, "sensual" doesn't cut it.

Let me know when Rae Dawn Chong is using Kari Wuhrer as her own personal muppet. That'll get my attention.
 
2013-07-19 02:17:29 PM  

Fano: "My friend is DEAD tired..." Matrix did nothing but lay out one liners for every kill.


"what happened to sully?"
"I let him go"
 
2013-07-19 02:19:18 PM  
She got what she set out to do: People are talking about her, which they haven't done in 20 years.

Well played, tacky little c*nt.
 
2013-07-19 02:19:39 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Well that is a thing that happened.

But let's focus on a more important debate - why was the villain in Commando a leather daddy?


hey, at least he toned it down a notch from The Road Warrior.


also, fark Oprah.

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this woman is a goddess.  she gave us fire and the missionary position.
 
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