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(Gothamist)   And now, the headline you were not expecting to see today: "Bronx prostitutes use giant telescope to see Saturn"   (gothamist.com) divider line 12
    More: Strange, Bronx, Hunts Point, small telescope, Saturn  
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2013-07-19 08:42:50 AM
6 votes:
They've already seen Uranus.
2013-07-19 12:17:51 PM
2 votes:
'Hey, you want your dick sucked or you want to look at Saturn?'
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2013-07-19 12:17:00 PM
2 votes:

thecpt: Yeah subby, I would expect that on like a Monday when business is down for them


Consumer Reports does say that Mondays are the best times to get a discount on hookers.
2013-07-19 01:00:43 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: [images.paraorkut.com image 600x480]


I think the pimp in the middle has a corporate sponsor.
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2013-07-19 12:41:41 PM
1 votes:
Oh, Farkers. Like most of you wouldn't have ended up as the special Adjunct Assistant Crack Whores that Takeesha and Deja call when someone wants something really nasty, if you'd been dealt their hand.

That said, if that photographer was feeling pretty stoked about how big and giant and long they said his little choad of a telescope is, well...
2013-07-19 12:33:00 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: darth_badger: How the hell does a whore looking up in the sky at BS she can't ever touch help bring her pimp any money? That's two lazy whores who need a lesson before a pimps gonna have to beat that ass.

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"Where's my biatches?"
2013-07-19 12:30:58 PM
1 votes:
A giant telescope, as in specifically designed to view giants?
2013-07-19 12:22:52 PM
1 votes:

darth_badger: How the hell does a whore looking up in the sky at BS she can't ever touch help bring her pimp any money? That's two lazy whores who need a lesson before a pimps gonna have to beat that ass.


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2013-07-19 12:19:53 PM
1 votes:
In related news... Telescope Wielding Pimp Arrested After Cosmic Beatdown Of Prostitute
2013-07-19 12:14:22 PM
1 votes:

grokca: 2. Damn those are ugly prostitutes.


I bet they do their ass-kegels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ
VERY NSFW audio
2013-07-19 12:12:54 PM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: What does a hooker think when she approaches a car and the guy says, "You wanna see the rings of Saturn?"


Look out, we got a badass over here?
2013-07-19 09:12:28 AM
1 votes:

naughtyrev: They've already seen Uranus.


that'll cost extra.
 
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