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(Gothamist)   And now, the headline you were not expecting to see today: "Bronx prostitutes use giant telescope to see Saturn"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Bronx, Hunts Point, small telescope, Saturn  
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7785 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 12:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-19 12:48:08 PM  
5 votes:
That's actually kind of a poignant picture. Everybody needs a glimpse of something unexpected and beautiful from time to time.
2013-07-19 07:12:01 PM  
1 vote:

Bit'O'Gristle: brap: a) That is an awesome photo. That guy has some incredible portraits, quite harrowing stuff.

b) Those poor dears.  I can't imagine a tougher gig.

/Ya? i dont see anyone holding a gun to their head.  Not like they couldn't have tried harder in high school, or attended a community college on a grant.  They chose the easy road of sucking cack and taking it up the tailpipe.  Don't expect me to feel sorry for people who take the easy road.

Desperate Impoverished Drug Addiction or how I found my way to EASY STREET!  I think it's a safe bet to say they've probably had a hell of a lot more guns held to there heads then you or I have.  Oh well, bootstraps for some empathy for others and all that jazz.
2013-07-19 12:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
Strangely awesome story. Thanks, Subby.
2013-07-19 12:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, Farkers. Like most of you wouldn't have ended up as the special Adjunct Assistant Crack Whores that Takeesha and Deja call when someone wants something really nasty, if you'd been dealt their hand.

That said, if that photographer was feeling pretty stoked about how big and giant and long they said his little choad of a telescope is, well...
2013-07-19 12:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: They've already seen Uranus.

Done in 1. Subby fail for not including something this obvious in the headline.
2013-07-19 12:17:51 PM  
1 vote:
'Hey, you want your dick sucked or you want to look at Saturn?'
2013-07-19 12:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell does a whore looking up in the sky at BS she can't ever touch help bring her pimp any money? That's two lazy whores who need a lesson before a pimps gonna have to beat that ass.
2013-07-19 11:50:16 AM  
1 vote:
a) That is an awesome photo. That guy has some incredible portraits, quite harrowing stuff.

b) Those poor dears.  I can't imagine a tougher gig.
2013-07-19 09:01:50 AM  
1 vote:
Two problems:
1. that is not a giant telescope
2. Damn those are ugly prostitutes.
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