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(Gothamist)   And now, the headline you were not expecting to see today: "Bronx prostitutes use giant telescope to see Saturn"   (gothamist.com) divider line 61
    More: Strange, Bronx, Hunts Point, small telescope, Saturn  
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2013-07-19 04:44:54 PM
'Hey, you want your dick sucked or you want to look at Saturn?'

I would rather

1. gargle fish hooks
2. slam my face repeatedly into a festering bowl of cat vomit and feces
3. eat dead bloated sun baked fish from the shore of a fetid river

than get a bj from some sloppy flapped out gutter hooker who's had more wood inside her than the dock of a lumberyard.

/just saying.
 
2013-07-19 04:46:48 PM

brap: a) That is an awesome photo. That guy has some incredible portraits, quite harrowing stuff.

b) Those poor dears.  I can't imagine a tougher gig.


/Ya? i dont see anyone holding a gun to their head.  Not like they couldn't have tried harder in high school, or attended a community college on a grant.  They chose the easy road of sucking cack and taking it up the tailpipe.  Don't expect me to feel sorry for people who take the easy road.
 
2013-07-19 04:59:44 PM
Never heard it called that before!
*budump tish*
 
2013-07-19 05:14:02 PM
Deja? Middle name Vu?
 
2013-07-19 07:12:01 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: brap: a) That is an awesome photo. That guy has some incredible portraits, quite harrowing stuff.

b) Those poor dears.  I can't imagine a tougher gig.

/Ya? i dont see anyone holding a gun to their head.  Not like they couldn't have tried harder in high school, or attended a community college on a grant.  They chose the easy road of sucking cack and taking it up the tailpipe.  Don't expect me to feel sorry for people who take the easy road.


Desperate Impoverished Drug Addiction or how I found my way to EASY STREET!  I think it's a safe bet to say they've probably had a hell of a lot more guns held to there heads then you or I have.  Oh well, bootstraps for some empathy for others and all that jazz.
 
2013-07-19 07:33:45 PM
Came for the inevitable Uranus joke, left after one post, satisfied but $100 poorer.
 
2013-07-19 07:59:03 PM

megarian: Strangely awesome story. Thanks, Subby.


go like the photographer on facebook. some great photos and sad, sad stories
 
2013-07-20 12:27:44 AM

Crewmannumber6: grokca: 2. Damn those are ugly prostitutes.

I bet they do their ass-kegels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ
VERY NSFW audio


That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed.

I was crying tears of laughter all the way through the end.

/thank you
 
2013-07-20 07:18:23 AM
"Image of two prostitutes handling ten inches in the street"
 
2013-07-20 11:22:00 AM

Opiate of the Lasses: Crewmannumber6: grokca: 2. Damn those are ugly prostitutes.

I bet they do their ass-kegels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ
VERY NSFW audio

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever witnessed.

I was crying tears of laughter all the way through the end.

/thank you



"You better strengthen up your shiat-pussy, baby" - Milton Friedman

/ Where Amnesty International now?
 
2013-07-20 11:47:56 PM

obamadidcoke: Even our societies most victimized have homan curiosity. Imagine if someone had shown them the stars when they were six, how their lives would have been different.


I read that in the voice of Obama after a line of coke. Especially "homan curiosity", which sounds like a bad Tony Montana impression.
 
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