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2013-07-19 11:38:33 AM  
7 votes:
If it was a Black Lab this wouldn't have even made the news.
2013-07-19 01:05:03 PM  
5 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: teenytinycornteeth: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY?

/weeping uncontrollably
//take your dusty room and cram it

Okay... let's tell funny dog stories.

I brought a chick home one time... we go to bed... and my dog jumps up there with us. Chick says... "I'm doing this with your dog in here." So I kicked her out. Fark you biatch... my dog was here first.

Now somebody else tell a better one...


My first dog, Marge, was an overweight beagle mix that ate EVERYTHING.  I once had to pull a smashed-by-a-truck-bird carcass out of her mouth because she was chewing it as we walked, like gum.  Anyway, I am also something of a slob and left a pile of laundry out and Marge loved eating the crotch out of underpants. (who doesn't?) What I didn't realize is that she pretty much ate the ENTIRE PAIR of underpants.  All I found were some little hot pink satin shreds on the ground.

The next day, out for our walk, she squats to poop and I see a little tuft of pink satin coming out of her butt.  She starts freaking because she can't push it out, whining, wiggling her butt...so yes, I had to reach down and, like a magician, pull the pink fabric free from her rectum in a dramatic flourish.  They were still recognizable as underpants, but my rule is "if its been digested by a dog, don't wear it again"
2013-07-19 11:54:36 AM  
4 votes:

darth_badger: [blog.seattlepi.com image 275x378]


This dog is dead too.
blog.seattlepi.com


I heard he escaped to Argentina and changed his name to 'Muffin'.
2013-07-19 11:38:10 AM  
4 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: A nice final picture:

[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]


It's been schoepped, I can tell from the pixels.
2013-07-19 11:17:43 AM  
4 votes:
Just another story to distract us from the atrocities set upon us by a corrupt government.
2013-07-19 11:17:35 AM  
2 votes:
www.digitaltrends.com

R.I.P.
2013-07-19 11:04:26 AM  
2 votes:
Way to go, bumming me out on a Friday subby.
t0.gstatic.com
2013-07-19 12:49:48 PM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: FarkingReading: I came to Fark for a laugh this morning after getting some pretty rotten news and then I saw this. Ug.

Oh, and what was that rotten news? The 6-month-old puppy that is my 6-year-old's favorite thing in the world has to be put to sleep. It's being done today and we have to tell her tonight. This is going to be rough.

For the right amount, I'll 'break' into your 'house' and 'steal' said 'puppy' from your 'child'. But you're gonna have to take to pup to the vet. I've had to do that with a cocker spaniel and two cats. It doesn't get easier.

To make it look good, I'll also grab the big screen (non refundable) cause we don't want the kid to ask you in ten years "Why did the bad man only take my puppy and pistol whip daddy?"


I shouldn't chuckle at this but can't help it.
2013-07-19 12:42:14 PM  
1 votes:

sandi_fish: My lovable dog killed a bird yesterday and left it on the back porch for me. Last time it was an opossum.


When it's a neighbor, you should start to worry.
2013-07-19 12:25:35 PM  
1 votes:

teenytinycornteeth: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY?

/weeping uncontrollably
//take your dusty room and cram it


Okay... let's tell funny dog stories.

I brought a chick home one time... we go to bed... and my dog jumps up there with us. Chick says... "I'm doing this with your dog in here." So I kicked her out. Fark you biatch... my dog was here first.

Now somebody else tell a better one...
2013-07-19 11:53:07 AM  
1 votes:

WayneKerr: Dogs die. That's what they do.


So do people. But I feel worse when dogs die than I do when most people die. Cause, you know, people suck. And you are proof.
2013-07-19 11:32:24 AM  
1 votes:
www.stoogeworld.com

RIP Shemp
2013-07-19 11:22:48 AM  
1 votes:
"Life is a series of dogs"
2013-07-19 11:21:44 AM  
1 votes:
blog.seattlepi.com


This dog is dead too.
 
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