Pray 4 Mojo: teenytinycornteeth: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY?/weeping uncontrollably//take your dusty room and cram itOkay... let's tell funny dog stories.I brought a chick home one time... we go to bed... and my dog jumps up there with us. Chick says... "I'm doing this with your dog in here." So I kicked her out. Fark you biatch... my dog was here first.Now somebody else tell a better one...
darth_badger: [blog.seattlepi.com image 275x378]This dog is dead too.
KellyKellyKelly: A nice final picture:[fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 720x960]
Harry Freakstorm: FarkingReading: I came to Fark for a laugh this morning after getting some pretty rotten news and then I saw this. Ug.Oh, and what was that rotten news? The 6-month-old puppy that is my 6-year-old's favorite thing in the world has to be put to sleep. It's being done today and we have to tell her tonight. This is going to be rough.For the right amount, I'll 'break' into your 'house' and 'steal' said 'puppy' from your 'child'. But you're gonna have to take to pup to the vet. I've had to do that with a cocker spaniel and two cats. It doesn't get easier.To make it look good, I'll also grab the big screen (non refundable) cause we don't want the kid to ask you in ten years "Why did the bad man only take my puppy and pistol whip daddy?"
sandi_fish: My lovable dog killed a bird yesterday and left it on the back porch for me. Last time it was an opossum.
teenytinycornteeth: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? WHY?/weeping uncontrollably//take your dusty room and cram it
WayneKerr: Dogs die. That's what they do.
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