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(WTAE)   Today's FARK-Ready headline: "Adult film director defends Pittsburgh officer's photo with unicorn mask, porn star". With handy pic of horny cop   (wtae.com ) divider line
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6508 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 10:51 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-19 10:53:30 AM  
This would have been my 252nd greenlight, but jeepers, Mods, it's a repeat.
 
2013-07-19 10:54:31 AM  

vudukungfu: This would have been my 252nd greenlight, but jeepers, Mods, it's a repeat.

there's no such thing as unicorns, Bever.
/golly gee willakers.
 
2013-07-19 10:57:05 AM  
Andy San Dimas

Excelllent!

www.soundonsight.org
 
2013-07-19 10:58:21 AM  

vudukungfu: This would have been my 252nd greenlight, but jeepers, Mods, it's a repeat.


They're just trying to make sure this porn star gets plugged repeatedly.
 
2013-07-19 10:58:38 AM  
Today's repeat....this.
 
2013-07-19 11:01:18 AM  
Seriously, how could you forget a story like this from the same DAY ?
 
2013-07-19 11:01:52 AM  
This chaps my hide.  The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star".  If it were just any hot girl, I'd wager this wouldn't be an issue.  Seriously, why are we still so damned puritanical in 'Mericuh?
 
2013-07-19 11:08:29 AM  

meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"


If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.
 
2013-07-19 11:10:27 AM  
He was just horsing around.
 
2013-07-19 11:15:05 AM  
The police department's response, "yes, we are aware of it," sounds like, "Ffs, get a life, you hacks."
 
2013-07-19 11:21:38 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: The police department's response, "yes, we are aware of it," sounds like, "Ffs, get a life, you hacks."




Is it wrong to agree with them?
Cops are still human and like to have harmless fun from time to time.
Seems like they didn't do anything wrong.

/tasteless maybe, but not wrong.
 
2013-07-19 11:21:40 AM  

vudukungfu: meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"

If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.


Well, I didn't consider that.
 
2013-07-19 11:32:25 AM  

way south: BarkingUnicorn: The police department's response, "yes, we are aware of it," sounds like, "Ffs, get a life, you hacks."

Is it wrong to agree with them?
Cops are still human and like to have harmless fun from time to time.
Seems like they didn't do anything wrong.

/tasteless maybe, but not wrong.


Oh, I agree with it completely.  Ffs, get a life, you hacks!
 
2013-07-19 11:34:23 AM  
So is this proof of unicorns?
 
2013-07-19 11:35:44 AM  

vudukungfu: meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"

If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.



You can't be serious???
You must be kidding.
That's just wrong.
 
2013-07-19 11:41:09 AM  

vudukungfu: meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"

If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.


Now that's thinking outside the box... and ending up in a much smaller box.
 
2013-07-19 11:46:24 AM  
I haven't seen a screwnicorn since last martin luthor king day.
 
2013-07-19 11:55:51 AM  
It's not a repeat, it's a followup.
 
2013-07-19 12:08:02 PM  
To quote my bud Wild Bill Shakespeare
"Much ado about nuting."
 
2013-07-19 12:11:44 PM  

vudukungfu: meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"

If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.


You need to take a seat over there...
 
2013-07-19 12:37:24 PM  
Was he a gangster?

Unicorns are for Gangsters
 
2013-07-19 12:58:37 PM  
I think the average cop is a worthless douchebag, but even I don't have a problem with this photo.
 
2013-07-19 01:14:42 PM  
I think it's cute that they refer to Cheerleaders as a 'night club'.

Like if you and a date want to go out dancing to techno and pay too much for drinks, you would not be doing so at Cheerleaders.
 
2013-07-19 01:17:21 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
I'd wear a unicorn mask for her.
 
2013-07-19 01:41:37 PM  

bingethinker: I think the average cop is a worthless douchebag, but even I don't have a problem with this photo.


But don't you understand? He posed for a picture with a PORNSTAR! It doesn't matter if she was fully clothed or not, she is a PORNSTAR! What if the kids saw this? This may cause the department to lose the respect of the community! Even though nobody probably would have known she was a PORNSTAR unless we told them, nonetheless she is a PORNSTAR and this picture is dangerous!
 
2013-07-19 02:44:58 PM  
Is there an official criterion when one moves from "person who has been featured in sexually explicit media" to "pornstar"?  Like, is it a certain number of videos released, or total revenues generated, or number of dicks sucked, or what?  Is there a governing body?  Can you be punished for claiming the title if it hasn't been awarded?

/Can I watch the punishment?
 
2013-07-19 03:54:22 PM  

vudukungfu: meehaw: The only reason this is a controversy is that she is an "adult film star"

If could be worse.
She could be a non-adult porn star.


There is that ...
 
2013-07-19 05:03:45 PM  
If you haven't seen the reviews for this mask on Amazon, you're missing out.

Link to Amazon page

Link to reviews <must see, the best one is titled "The Right One for Me."
 
2013-07-19 06:02:00 PM  
?
 
2013-07-19 06:08:28 PM  
Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Diane Richard issued the following statement on behalf of Acting Chief Regina McDonald

That explains it - must be a miserable place to work.
 
2013-07-19 06:15:30 PM  
Oh, and FARK I am disappoint - CTRL+F 'NSFW' produces no results

I gotta do everything?
http://www.photosugar.com/t/andysandimas (NSFW)
 
2013-07-19 07:39:59 PM  
Glad to see Pittsburgh PD has all the major problems solved.
 
2013-07-20 12:52:49 PM  
Repeat or not. The headline should have been

Something interesting and fun happens in Pittsburgh. Naturally people have a problem with this.
 
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