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(Riverfront Times)   79-year-old man arrested for repeatedly sexually assaulting a horse. Yes, it was a female horse... what do you think he is, a pervert or something?   (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-19 08:34:44 AM  
Seriously? Who the fark just looks at an animal one day and thinks "You know, I'm going to hit that."

Well, at least it wasn't a sheep. He might have offended the Scottish.
 
2013-07-19 08:35:39 AM  
th04.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-19 08:37:44 AM  
Dan Savage describing his favorite interview.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81083797/

/sorry for the link to ebaum
//couldn't find video on YT
 
2013-07-19 08:37:52 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-19 08:38:07 AM  
If it weren't for that horse, he never would've spent that year of his pension on Viagra.
 
2013-07-19 08:38:14 AM  
"He basically said he stuck his fingers into the horse," Evenson says, adding, "I'm kind of baffled."
 
2013-07-19 08:38:47 AM  
Neigh means neigh, Equus!
 
2013-07-19 08:39:28 AM  
..what do you think he is, a pervert or something?

Not that there's anything wrong with sexually assaulting a male horse.
 
2013-07-19 08:39:33 AM  
That'll teach me not to preview.


"He basically said he stuck his fingers into the horse," Evenson says, adding, "I'm kind of baffled."

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2013-07-19 08:40:01 AM  

Apos: Neigh means neigh, Equus!

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2013-07-19 08:42:03 AM  
He was just using his normal passive-agressive style to break up with the cow. He's been doing it for years.

He buggered the horse to dump the cow.
He buggered the cow to dump the goat.
He buggered the goat to dump the dog.
He buggered the dog to dump the cat.
He buggered the cat to dump the bird.
He buggered the bird to dump the spider.
He buggered the spider to dump the fly.

And I don't know why he buggered the fly. He was probably high.
 
2013-07-19 08:44:19 AM  
Of course, of course, subby.
 
2013-07-19 08:44:26 AM  
Sounds like innocent horseplay.
 
2013-07-19 08:45:48 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "He basically said he stuck his fingers into the horse," Evenson says, adding, "I'm kind of baffled."


Isn't this a vital part of animal husbandry? was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I gotta plead ignorance on this.
 
2013-07-19 08:45:53 AM  
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I say, how distasteful.
 
2013-07-19 08:47:04 AM  

hardinparamedic: Apos: Neigh means neigh, Equus!
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What the farkio levisio isato
 
2013-07-19 08:47:14 AM  

hardinparamedic: Apos: Neigh means neigh, Equus!


I heard that Harry Potter got naked during that show, but laying it out there on the horse's head is a bit weird.
 
2013-07-19 08:49:12 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: What the farkio levisio isato


It's from the play Equus, starring Daniel Radcliffe. He's sexually obsessed with horses, to the point riding one gives him an orgasm.

It's that play where you get to see his penis.

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2013-07-19 08:52:13 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: hardinparamedic: Apos: Neigh means neigh, Equus!

I heard that Harry Potter got naked during that show, but laying it out there on the horse's head is a bit weird.


I think they call that a "Squirty Unicorn".
 
2013-07-19 09:13:01 AM  

hardinparamedic: It's from the play Equus, starring Daniel Radcliffe. He's sexually obsessed with horses, to the point riding one gives him an orgasm.

It's that play where you get to see his penis.


There are some days when I know right after I wake up, that I should have just went back to bed

Today is one of those days
 
2013-07-19 09:15:27 AM  
Was it a dead horse?

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/obvious
 
2013-07-19 09:17:36 AM  
"He basically said he stuck his fingers into the horse," Evenson says, adding, "I'm kind of baffled. I was like, dude, that is the ugliest horse I have ever seen in my life."
 
2013-07-19 09:19:28 AM  
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2013-07-19 09:28:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-19 09:29:28 AM  
*sigh* You fark one horse...
 
2013-07-19 09:32:20 AM  
images.elfwood.com

Yeah, I'd hit it.
 
2013-07-19 09:33:44 AM  
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2013-07-19 09:35:11 AM  
Also...

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/Can't believe I was first
 
2013-07-19 09:35:53 AM  
Oh c'mon guys.  Even Sarah Jessica Parker needs some lovin'.
 
2013-07-19 09:40:55 AM  

hardinparamedic: Seriously? Who the fark just looks at an animal one day and thinks "You know, I'm going to hit that."

Well, at least it wasn't a sheep. He might have offended the Scottish.


The Welsh, the Welsh are the sheepshaggers,,,
 
2013-07-19 09:50:14 AM  
Misses his donkey:

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2013-07-19 09:56:00 AM  
This is gonna sound like a troll comment, but I'm really wondering: What is it with white guys and bestiality?

I consider myself a fairly free spirit and open minded but this is just some weird shiat. And it always seems to be adult white males.

Just curious.
 
2013-07-19 10:04:11 AM  

ukexpat: hardinparamedic: Seriously? Who the fark just looks at an animal one day and thinks "You know, I'm going to hit that."

Well, at least it wasn't a sheep. He might have offended the Scottish.

The Welsh, the Welsh are the sheepshaggers,,,


How do you tell the difference?
 
2013-07-19 10:06:44 AM  

Hermione_Granger: I consider myself a fairly free spirit and open minded but this is just some weird shiat. And it always seems to be adult white males.


Adult White males are just the ones that get caught doing it when they have their colons penetrated and die, or something of that nature. In countries where it is not illegal, Beastiality porn is good percentage of the industry there.

It's a lot more common than people might think.

/I know different strokes for different folks and all, but WTF.
 
2013-07-19 10:09:41 AM  
Bestiality is a rural thing, and most of the rural population are white.  There aren't a lot of horses or sheep in the big city.
 
2013-07-19 10:09:42 AM  

hardinparamedic: /I know different strokes for different folks and all, but WTF.


There is a video out there of a women called Hotkinkyjo where she does amazing things with what is essentially a replica of a horse dong, now while I don't really wish to watch her do a horse....watching her with the dong well....I might have spilled a couple of knuckle kids to it once or twice.
 
2013-07-19 10:10:48 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: hardinparamedic: /I know different strokes for different folks and all, but WTF.

There is a video out there of a women called Hotkinkyjo where she does amazing things with what is essentially a replica of a horse dong, now while I don't really wish to watch her do a horse....watching her with the dong well....I might have spilled a couple of knuckle kids to it once or twice.


Oh, you mean Bad Dragon(Site sells sextoys, NSFW)?
 
2013-07-19 10:14:18 AM  
came for Eurotrip, leavind disappoint.
 
2013-07-19 10:19:27 AM  
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2013-07-19 10:20:42 AM  

hardinparamedic: ukexpat: hardinparamedic: Seriously? Who the fark just looks at an animal one day and thinks "You know, I'm going to hit that."

Well, at least it wasn't a sheep. He might have offended the Scottish.

The Welsh, the Welsh are the sheepshaggers,,,

How do you tell the difference?


The Welsh talk funny.
 
2013-07-19 10:24:47 AM  

ukexpat: hardinparamedic: ukexpat: hardinparamedic: Seriously? Who the fark just looks at an animal one day and thinks "You know, I'm going to hit that."

Well, at least it wasn't a sheep. He might have offended the Scottish.

The Welsh, the Welsh are the sheepshaggers,,,

How do you tell the difference?

The Welsh talk funny.


That's all of the UK.

img.youtube.com
 
2013-07-19 10:34:26 AM  
Wonder if it's the same old guy who was stripping down naked, covering himself in olive oil, rolling in oats and then letting the horses lick it off him. I have never laughed harder at work than that day.
 
2013-07-19 11:01:50 AM  
FTA: The probable cause statement from the St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney's Office says that on March 31, the defendant was "observed digitally penetrating the vagina of a horse. Defendant was told to leave and to not return to the property."

Call me a hipster, but I prefer analog.
 
2013-07-19 11:03:55 AM  

Do the needful: Wonder if it's the same old guy who was stripping down naked, covering himself in olive oil, rolling in oats and then letting the horses lick it off him. I have never laughed harder at work than that day.


Do you work on a horse farm?
 
2013-07-19 11:04:06 AM  

Do the needful: Wonder if it's the same old guy who was stripping down naked, covering himself in olive oil, rolling in oats and then letting the horses lick it off him. I have never laughed harder at work than that day.


The internet demands links.
 
2013-07-19 11:20:57 AM  
 
2013-07-19 11:25:41 AM  
79?!!! What is he on -- Vinagra?
 
2013-07-19 11:44:37 AM  

YixilTesiphon: Do the needful: Wonder if it's the same old guy who was stripping down naked, covering himself in olive oil, rolling in oats and then letting the horses lick it off him. I have never laughed harder at work than that day.

The internet demands links.


http://www.fark.com/comments/2274527/Police-discover-naked-69-year-o ld -man-covered-in-olive-oil-oats-laying-in-stable-while-letting-horses-l ick-him-Investigators-surmise-he-should-have-bought-horses-dinner-firs t
 
2013-07-19 11:56:59 AM  
holes a hole in any storm?
 
2013-07-19 12:07:05 PM  
Old, meet broke.
 
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