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(Washington Post)   Researchers test how disease spreads by introducing a virus at FEMA camp. Just kidding, it was actually Boy Scout camp   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 42
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2013-07-19 10:52:52 AM
No no, you're doing it all wrong

It goes:

1) Give vaccines to the elite
2) Introduce virus, starting with the poors
3) Round up the sick and take them to FEMA camps
4) Death panels
5) Transfer the dead to ovens
 
2013-07-19 11:53:03 AM
Teh ghey?
 
2013-07-19 11:53:09 AM
Probably could just monitor spread of GRIDS now that teh gheys are allowed.
 
2013-07-19 11:54:21 AM
It's just a hilarious game!!!

OR IS IT?

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE WARNED FOR FALSE FLAG ATTACK

/yes, yes it is
 
2013-07-19 11:54:34 AM
My virus would have been named GHEY-694U
 
2013-07-19 11:54:47 AM
"bar-coded labels that are attached to their Scout IDs "

Ugh--I often reminisce about a simpler, lower-tech time where we just did stuff and it was easy with a bare minimum of 3rd party involvement or oversight.
 
2013-07-19 11:56:56 AM
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"Spreading the diseeeeeaaaaaase..."
 
2013-07-19 11:57:45 AM
bdub77: No no, you're doing it all wrong

It goes:

1) Give vaccines to the elite
2) Introduce virus, starting with the poors
3) Round up the sick and take them to FEMA camps
4) Death panels
5) Transfer the dead to ovens


also make sure and spread it to Madagascar, Peru, and Argentina just because its hard to accidently get it there
 
2013-07-19 11:58:59 AM
If I cared I would make:

At first I was like:
bored normal face

But then I:
zombified bored normal face
 
2013-07-19 12:00:31 PM

darth_badger: My virus would have been named GHEY-694U


Dude, you shouldn't post your personal AIM here.
 
2013-07-19 12:00:41 PM
...but I thought Boy Scouts were already Christians...?
 
2013-07-19 12:06:40 PM
"Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.
 
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2013-07-19 12:07:17 PM
going for the coveted zombie patch.
 
2013-07-19 12:09:08 PM
I know a disease will always try to advance itself, but does it usually have the full cooperation of the host? While someone with a transmitable disease will always casually transfer it, they aren't going to race around trying to infect others to win a prize. It seems to me this approach may skew the data some. Though I'm not a virologist
 
2013-07-19 12:10:53 PM
I mean listen, it IS sort of weird.  This is from an article posted on May 22nd of this year:

Referencing the FBI's undeniable involvement in helping stage the Boston Marathon bombings, Mr. VanDerBeek said insider sources notified him of a "FEMA mass casualty terror drill" planned for the month of July. He also cautioned that information regarding the drill has been kept secret from the public.

"...FEMA is preparing an unannounced disease outbreak drill caused by conventional and unconventional terrorism in July with 4:1 ratio of mental and 'sick'" VanDerBeek wrote from notes provided him from unnamed government sources. According to those sources, "this drill could be held at the Jamboree."

Mr. VanDerBeek also found it suspicious that the location of the Jamboree was altered.

For nearly 30 years, the Jamboree has been held at Fort A.P. Hill, Virginia, an active duty army base VanDerBeek says was an ideal spot due to its ease of access, military defense capabilities and communications availability.


I guess this guy is comparing this drill to the "drill" that was going on right as the Boston bombs went off.  So if we know that there'll be a bunch of FEMA/Military people milling around for the "drill" we wont notice when they actually release the REAL zombie elixir.
 
2013-07-19 12:11:51 PM
"It was real easy," Slavin said. "It's like, 'Yep, you're infected. I got you. I win.' It's just like a large, incredibly different (game of) tag."

How is that different?
 
2013-07-19 12:13:00 PM

bdub77: No no, you're doing it all wrong

It goes:

1) Give vaccines to the elite
2) Introduce virus, starting with the poors
3) Round up the sick and take them to FEMA camps
4) Death panels
5) Transfer the dead to ovens


Do you have 3 statisticals on this?
 
2013-07-19 12:23:39 PM

bionicjoe: bdub77: No no, you're doing it all wrong

It goes:

1) Give vaccines to the elite
2) Introduce virus, starting with the poors
3) Round up the sick and take them to FEMA camps
4) Death panels
5) Transfer the dead to ovens

Do you have 3 statisticals on this?


Study it out.
 
2013-07-19 12:24:33 PM
cubic_spleen:

...but I thought Boy Scouts were already Christians...?

I went to troop meetings at Temple Oheb Shalom.
 
2013-07-19 12:32:04 PM

Easy Reader: "bar-coded labels that are attached to their Scout IDs "

Ugh--I often reminisce about a simpler, lower-tech time where we just did stuff and it was easy with a bare minimum of 3rd party involvement or oversight.


MemeSlave: "Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.


Calm down, everybody.  This is National Jamboree.  There are over 50,000 scouts running around at this event.

Having a way to quickly access the medical records of one of those 50,000 were something to go wrong might, you know, prove beneficial.

Normal scout camp is pretty much the same as it was 100 years ago.
 
GBB
2013-07-19 12:39:09 PM

MemeSlave: "Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.


I was about to make a joke about the "Jesus - Scout" thing, but then I realized, they really are Jesus-Scouts.
 
2013-07-19 12:42:34 PM

MemeSlave: "Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.


You must have been in Jew Scouts or something. The BSA pushes a religiously-indoctrinated, "good citizens listen" type mentality to the kids in it's care.
 
2013-07-19 12:42:49 PM

teenytinycornteeth: It's just a hilarious game!!!

OR IS IT?

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE WARNED FOR FALSE FLAG ATTACK

/yes, yes it is


Of for Christ's sake: "Notice they had to draw the road on the map because you cannot see the road from the sky due to tree cover. " Dipshiat, they draw a road over every road on Google maps. What a maroon.
 
2013-07-19 12:54:14 PM
I already knew my son was having too much fun at the Jamboree. Now I'm wishing I had the time off to go with him
 
2013-07-19 12:58:12 PM
So during the zombie apocalypse, disease will spread through mobile devices which will be akin to a worldwide game of tag? And to think not one zombie movie got it right in all these years! That's Hollywood for you...they just never get the science quite right.
 
2013-07-19 01:01:47 PM
Mr VanDerBeek is a full-on nut-ball, and exactly the kind of gubernatorial candidate Nevada needs/deserves.
 
2013-07-19 01:02:56 PM

Ecobuckeye: teenytinycornteeth: It's just a hilarious game!!!

OR IS IT?

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE WARNED FOR FALSE FLAG ATTACK

/yes, yes it is

Of for Christ's sake: "Notice they had to draw the road on the map because you cannot see the road from the sky due to tree cover. " Dipshiat, they draw a road over every road on Google maps. What a maroon.


Oh, I see he's doubled down in the comments on his own website:

"July 16, 2013 at 12:34 pm I spoke to the family of a person in the military who says they are talking about it on base and want them to leave the area during the Jamboree, but I just don't think they can pull it off now that we're talking about the drill. It's not that I'm wrong. It's that we've stopped them from going forward with this false flag terrorism."


http://nevadagovernor2014.com/national-scout-jamboree-2013-false-fl ag- insider-warning-nevada-governor-2014-david-lory-vanderbeek/
 
2013-07-19 01:07:10 PM

Ecobuckeye: Ecobuckeye: teenytinycornteeth: It's just a hilarious game!!!

OR IS IT?

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE WARNED FOR FALSE FLAG ATTACK

/yes, yes it is

Of for Christ's sake: "Notice they had to draw the road on the map because you cannot see the road from the sky due to tree cover. " Dipshiat, they draw a road over every road on Google maps. What a maroon.

Oh, I see he's doubled down in the comments on his own website:

"July 16, 2013 at 12:34 pm I spoke to the family of a person in the military who says they are talking about it on base and want them to leave the area during the Jamboree, but I just don't think they can pull it off now that we're talking about the drill. It's not that I'm wrong. It's that we've stopped them from going forward with this false flag terrorism."


http://nevadagovernor2014.com/national-scout-jamboree-2013-false-fl ag- insider-warning-nevada-governor-2014-david-lory-vanderbeek/


Don't you see how perfect it is? It's a win win for Van Der Beek.  If it happens, he's brilliant.  If it doesn't happen, HE SINGLE HANDEDLY PREVENTED THE FALSE FLAG ATTACK AND PROBABLY THE ILLUMINATI APOCALYPSE!!! Apparently, this whole thing has to do with some perfect star alignment happening tonight and tomorrow and will signal the end times or something.

And then...team building games!
 
2013-07-19 01:09:54 PM

bdub77: bionicjoe: bdub77: No no, you're doing it all wrong

It goes:

1) Give vaccines to the elite
2) Introduce virus, starting with the poors
3) Round up the sick and take them to FEMA camps
4) Death panels
5) Transfer the dead to ovens

Do you have 3 statisticals on this?

Study it out.


you went on my favorites list.
 
2013-07-19 01:12:37 PM

teenytinycornteeth: unnamed government sources


At first I wacky-parsed this as unmanned government sources.
 
2013-07-19 01:15:46 PM

hardinparamedic: MemeSlave: "Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.

You must have been in Jew Scouts or something. The BSA pushes a religiously-indoctrinated, "good citizens listen" type mentality to the kids in it's

[sic] care.

It's not necessarily Jesus-loving: my Scout troop was sponsored by a Reform synagogue. But yes, there was a lot of talk about "under God," "morally straight" and so on.

By the way, Reform Jews can hate gays too.
 
2013-07-19 01:20:32 PM
Ellen Ripley would like a word.
 
2013-07-19 01:20:36 PM

MattPSU: So during the zombie apocalypse, disease will spread through mobile devices which will be akin to a worldwide game of tag? And to think not one zombie movie got it right in all these years! That's Hollywood for you...they just never get the science quite right.


Given how fast the zombies were in World War Z, i think they were just trying to emulate the speed of communication
 
2013-07-19 01:24:08 PM
"Now all you nerds can play a zombie game!"

"Yay!"

"Not you, fatty!"
 
2013-07-19 01:28:42 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: MattPSU: So during the zombie apocalypse, disease will spread through mobile devices which will be akin to a worldwide game of tag? And to think not one zombie movie got it right in all these years! That's Hollywood for you...they just never get the science quite right.

Given how fast the zombies were in World War Z, i think they were just trying to emulate the speed of communication


www.lastwritesdmd.com
 
2013-07-19 01:41:21 PM
Vaultec?
 
2013-07-19 01:47:05 PM

MemeSlave: "Scout IDs"

Boy Scouts carry IDs now?   Is that for the "indoctrination into the zero-privacy future" merit badge?

Jesus - Scout camp is for playing manhunt and doing mile swims and shooting rifles and lighting bonfires, not teaching the kids to be drones.


Scouts hasn't been like that since the Mormons took over.
 
2013-07-19 01:52:33 PM

hardinparamedic: www.lastwritesdmd.com


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-19 02:58:19 PM
From the picture there it doesn't look like the physical fitness standards that just implemented are too drastic.
 
2013-07-19 04:27:38 PM

edmo: From the picture there it doesn't look like the physical fitness standards that just implemented are too drastic.


Not certain those were for the scouts.  I know they applied to the adult volunteers.
 
2013-07-19 05:02:10 PM

The One True TheDavid: cubic_spleen:

...but I thought Boy Scouts were already Christians...?

I went to troop meetings at Temple Oheb Shalom.


See? The false-flag ruse has already begun.

/in Baltimore?
 
2013-07-19 07:20:52 PM
DRTA: is Scoutmaster's Scrotum an actual ailment?
 
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