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(Daily Mail)   Great Britain may get a new little royal today as the world concentrates On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
    More: Followup, concentrates On Her Majesty, Duchess of Cambridge, Great Britain, Cambridge, Duchess, magic moments, Kensington Palace, Norman Bates  
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2013-07-19 09:05:04 AM  
"Church of Taint Andrews"
 
2013-07-19 09:16:04 AM  
Dr. No will do the delivery, he has a golden eye for detail.
 
2013-07-19 09:36:38 AM  
You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1
 
2013-07-19 09:59:58 AM  
golf clap
 
2013-07-19 10:00:17 AM  

TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1


John Oliver is a Farker?
 
2013-07-19 10:03:37 AM  
Long Live the Royal Ham Wallet!
 
2013-07-19 10:03:38 AM  
i10.photobucket.com

'Right!  Stop that subby, it's silly!'
 
2013-07-19 10:03:40 AM  
I thought we kill enough English 230+ years ago that we didn't have to hear about what comes out of the royal hotbox?
 
2013-07-19 10:04:42 AM  
If a royal is born through a C-section does that child automatically gain control of the Roman Empire?
 
2013-07-19 10:05:52 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If a royal is born through a C-section does that child automatically gain control of the Roman Empire?


No, but the Macbeth family goes on high alert.
 
2013-07-19 10:06:07 AM  

TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1


I saw that headline and wondered how long it had gestated in subby's mind.
 
2013-07-19 10:07:17 AM  
i just hope the anticipated daughter looks like her mother -
 
2013-07-19 10:08:27 AM  
Bravo Subby!  +1
 
2013-07-19 10:09:06 AM  
IIRC, the chances of a baby being born on its due date are about 16%.
 
2013-07-19 10:10:47 AM  

parasol: i just hope the anticipated daughter looks like her mother -


Her grandmother would be cool too.
 
2013-07-19 10:13:11 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1

John Oliver is a Farker?


Wait, I thought TV stole jokes from us?!
 
2013-07-19 10:13:37 AM  
Ugly people have babies all the time, big whoop.
 
2013-07-19 10:16:41 AM  
HOTY candidate. I do agree that the event itself is meh, but a Bond pun of that level needs acknowledgement.
 
2013-07-19 10:16:45 AM  
Well hit, sir! Well hit indeed.
 
2013-07-19 10:16:57 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: parasol: i just hope the anticipated daughter looks like her mother -

Her grandmother would be cool too.


[horrifyingshoopofthequeensfaceontounnamedunbornheir.puk]

No, that's not a valid file extension. It's just how I felt about that abomination being realized.
/not the kid, you twats, the shop!
//I'm sure the kid will be hot.
///Sooner or later...maybe sooner.
/UKJB thread?
/creep off
 
2013-07-19 10:19:22 AM  
No, no, no, ignorant subby. Only the queen has the title "Her Majesty" and no one wants to think about her cervix...
 
2013-07-19 10:19:34 AM  
i give about as much fark about this as i do the kid some random woman in Africa just had, so should everyone else.
 
2013-07-19 10:19:45 AM  
Old Man WInter:

Ugly people have babies all the time, big whoop.

tsk - as a hetero female even I find Kate attractive - husband's not too shabby either
 
2013-07-19 10:20:28 AM  

WTF Indeed: I thought we kill enough English 230+ years ago that we didn't have to hear about what comes out of the royal hotbox?


Bob Garfield from On The Media looked into the "mania" and found that Americans were way more interested than Brits.
 
2013-07-19 10:23:28 AM  

WTF Indeed: I thought we kill enough English 230+ years ago that we didn't have to hear about what comes out of the royal hotbox?


We saved their asses in World War II.
 
2013-07-19 10:23:39 AM  

WTF Indeed: I thought we kill enough English 230+ years ago that we didn't have to hear about what comes out of the royal hotbox?


You certainly killed English with that sentence.


**Ba-dum-tish
 
2013-07-19 10:23:52 AM  

Daeva: i give about as much fark about this as i do the kid some random woman in Africa just had, so should everyone else.


QFT.
 
2013-07-19 10:24:04 AM  

Old_Chief_Scott: TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1

I saw that headline and wondered how long it had gestated in subby's mind.


Since he saw it on The Daily Show two days ago.
 
2013-07-19 10:30:21 AM  
The Royal Placenta will be treated better than those commoners.
 
2013-07-19 10:30:27 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Old_Chief_Scott: TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1

I saw that headline and wondered how long it had gestated in subby's mind.

Since he saw it on The Daily Show two days ago.


This.  downvoted.
 
2013-07-19 10:33:09 AM  

Blueintheballs: You certainly killed English with that sentence


Tens of thousands of men, women, and children died so we could use the English language however we damn well felt.
 
2013-07-19 10:33:18 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: We saved their asses in World War II.


Almost all of the surprisingly large number of equines used in WW2 were horses rather than donkeys.
 
2013-07-19 10:37:53 AM  
I came for hot pre preggers pics of Kate, leaving disappoint
 
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2013-07-19 10:39:24 AM  

FarkinNortherner: OtherLittleGuy: We saved their asses in World War II.

Almost all of the surprisingly large number of equines used in WW2 were horses rather than donkeys.


Yes, because we were saving the asses for later.
 
2013-07-19 10:41:03 AM  

WTF Indeed: Blueintheballs: You certainly killed English with that sentence

Tens of thousands of men, women, and children died so we could use the English language however we damn well felt.


Haha, awesome! Congratulations on your hard fought independence from the British crown and grammar.
 
2013-07-19 10:43:55 AM  
It's not Her Majesty's Secret Cervix. It's Her Royal Highness's. Nobody care's about HM's ladyparts; they've been retired.
 
2013-07-19 10:46:46 AM  

WTF Indeed: OtherLittleGuy: TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1

John Oliver is a Farker?

Wait, I thought TV stole jokes from us?!


No, it's radio DJs that steal jokes from us.  Been awhile, but I've heard them make some jokes that were pretty much verbatim headlines from fark.
 
2013-07-19 10:47:21 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: TsarTom: You been saving that one for a while, subby? +1

John Oliver is a Farker?


Came here to say this but I see I am slow a usual.
 
2013-07-19 10:49:16 AM  
Well done subby!
 
2013-07-19 10:49:28 AM  

parasol: i just hope the anticipated daughter looks like her mother -


Why? Are you gonna perform anticipatory fapping for the next 18/whatever years? Or are you a babyphile? Why not just jet over the pond and woo Kate away from Wills, and save yourself a faptastic amount of energy and splooge.
 
2013-07-19 10:49:54 AM  

mbillips: It's not Her Majesty's Secret Cervix. It's Her Royal Highness's. Nobody care's about HM's ladyparts; they've been retired.


She's a Duchess, so its actually Her Grace, isn't it?

/Why yes, I used to be in the SCA.  Why do you ask?
 
2013-07-19 10:50:47 AM  

ukexpat: No, no, no, ignorant subby. Only the queen has the title "Her Majesty" and no one wants to think about her cervix...


Nobody's cared about her since the heir was sacked by the caul.
 
2013-07-19 10:52:51 AM  

Milk D: The Royal Placenta will be treated better than those commoners.


Let them eat placenta.
 
2013-07-19 10:53:37 AM  
Until we get a leaked tape about how that baby was made, can we all forgot about this shiat? What's the big farking deal.

/I know its a farking deal, in the literal meaning of it, but why is this news?
//I prefer HD
 
2013-07-19 10:55:27 AM  
I hope they name him Rocky Rococo

obscure?
 
2013-07-19 10:57:40 AM  
www.macmeisters.com
 
2013-07-19 11:02:20 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: mbillips: It's not Her Majesty's Secret Cervix. It's Her Royal Highness's. Nobody care's about HM's ladyparts; they've been retired.

She's a Duchess, so its actually Her Grace, isn't it?

/Why yes, I used to be in the SCA.  Why do you ask?


No, because she's a royal duchess, not a mere noble duchess. Her title is HRH, the Duchess of Cambridge. She gets the title and royal status solely through Prince William, who was named Duke of Cambridge on their wedding day. He's also an HRH, but he was one before he was made a Duke.
 
2013-07-19 11:03:32 AM  

fat boy: Milk D: The Royal Placenta will be treated better than those commoners.

Let them eat placenta.


nothing like placenta and warm beer while watching snooker.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 11:05:08 AM  

The Muthaship: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If a royal is born through a C-section does that child automatically gain control of the Roman Empire?

No, but the Macbeth family goes on high alert.


Betcha if that happens they name the next dog Spot.

/out out damned spot, pee no more upon the tapestries
 
2013-07-19 11:13:05 AM  
Stolen joke is stolen
 
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