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(SeattlePI)   It's 2:30am. We have an office chair, a crowbar, a pair of drumsticks, a hubcap and some jewelry. It's dark, and I have motorcycle goggles. Hit it   ( divider line
    More: Weird, belt buckles, Seattle Police, warning shot, Harborview Medical Center  
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4964 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 1:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-19 03:55:33 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Do it now, because soon enough you'll be 49 and it will be too late.

Well, not too late per se, but both society and your knee joints will be much less forgiving.

You sound old. What was it like before the internet?
2013-07-18 11:08:16 PM  
2 votes:
he'll have a csb for future use
2013-07-19 09:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Given that he had a hubcap tied to his arm, I'm assuming this is office chair jousting gone horribly right.
2013-07-19 02:22:23 AM  
1 vote:
The man spat at officers but missed, and called it a "warning shot."

When I read that in TFA I laughed loud enough it woke my wife up.

This guy is living life to the fullest.
2013-07-19 01:43:12 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-19 01:40:36 AM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Because you're not a fifty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform.
2013-07-19 12:58:17 AM  
1 vote:
I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!
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