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(SeattlePI)   It's 2:30am. We have an office chair, a crowbar, a pair of drumsticks, a hubcap and some jewelry. It's dark, and I have motorcycle goggles. Hit it   ( divider line
    More: Weird, belt buckles, Seattle Police, warning shot, Harborview Medical Center  
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4963 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 1:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-19 01:40:36 AM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Because you're not a fifty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform.
2013-07-19 01:37:52 AM  
1 vote:
"Police took the man to Harborview Medical Center for a mental health check."

Good idea.
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