If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SeattlePI)   It's 2:30am. We have an office chair, a crowbar, a pair of drumsticks, a hubcap and some jewelry. It's dark, and I have motorcycle goggles. Hit it   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 41
    More: Weird, belt buckles, Seattle Police, warning shot, Harborview Medical Center  
•       •       •

4922 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2013 at 1:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



41 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-07-18 11:08:16 PM
he'll have a csb for future use
 
2013-07-19 12:58:17 AM
I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!
 
2013-07-19 01:37:52 AM
"Police took the man to Harborview Medical Center for a mental health check."

Good idea.
 
2013-07-19 01:39:34 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


I, too, am asking this question.

/Also 29
 
2013-07-19 01:40:36 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


Because you're not a fifty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform.
 
2013-07-19 01:40:42 AM
The man spat at officers but missed, and called it a "warning shot."

^^ That's awesome.. Someone should buy that guy a beer
 
2013-07-19 01:41:20 AM

Priapetic: Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Because you're not a fifty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform.


That is the most random movie reference of the night.
 
2013-07-19 01:41:34 AM
I wanna party with this guy.

I actually pinged a few of my friends from CH to see if it was them.
 
2013-07-19 01:43:12 AM
artikelmuda.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 01:44:15 AM
For him, it was Tuesday.
 
2013-07-19 01:46:36 AM
He was donning not just one but  severalscarves and purses. I bet his pupils were huge!
 
2013-07-19 01:47:10 AM
Undiagnosed schizophrenia is nothing to make light of.....
 
2013-07-19 01:49:33 AM
Is that a crowbar in your gloves, or are you just happy to see me?
 
2013-07-19 01:50:42 AM
meanwhile, 12 hours away...

cdn5.movieclips.com
 
2013-07-19 02:06:14 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


Maybe you need more mental illness.  Or a brain injury.  That could do it.
 
2013-07-19 02:22:23 AM
The man spat at officers but missed, and called it a "warning shot."

When I read that in TFA I laughed loud enough it woke my wife up.

This guy is living life to the fullest.
 
2013-07-19 02:28:27 AM

Apos: Undiagnosed schizophrenia is nothing to make light of.....


I doubt it. Sounds more like he had a bad reaction to whatever cocktail of fun he indulged in that night.
 
2013-07-19 02:28:27 AM
blogs.mcall.com
 
2013-07-19 02:39:26 AM
sometimes cops must love their jobs
 
2013-07-19 03:27:49 AM
A mental health check? Here in Seattle that's just another day ending in "y". Must be rookie cops.
 
2013-07-19 03:29:58 AM
police found a 12-inch crowbar and a belt buckle and necklace stuffed into his gloves

akronbouncehouse.com
 
2013-07-19 03:30:37 AM

djslowdive: A mental health check? Here in Seattle that's just another day ending in "y". Must be rookie cops.


I'd say he's probably better off in the hospital than getting farked in jail.
 
2013-07-19 03:38:47 AM

Apos: Undiagnosed schizophrenia is nothing to make light of.....


Half the voices in my head are telling me you're right. The other half are saying bad things about your mother.
 
2013-07-19 03:42:27 AM
could any of them solve the Rubik's cube?
 
2013-07-19 03:47:22 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


Do it now, because soon enough you'll be 49 and it will be too late.

Well, not too late per se, but both society and your knee joints will be much less forgiving.
 
2013-07-19 03:55:33 AM

Gyrfalcon: Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Do it now, because soon enough you'll be 49 and it will be too late.

Well, not too late per se, but both society and your knee joints will be much less forgiving.


You sound old. What was it like before the internet?
 
2013-07-19 05:02:18 AM
That sounds surprisingly unlike my night
 
2013-07-19 06:02:01 AM
That explains my missing hubcap.
 
2013-07-19 06:05:09 AM
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?
 
2013-07-19 06:26:39 AM
A 12" crowbar, belt buckle and necklace stuffed in his gloves?  Those are some big-ass gloves!
 
2013-07-19 06:31:01 AM
This thread cracked me up.


/might consider a "IheartFark" mug.
 
2013-07-19 06:59:14 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


Lack of or wrong kind of drugs?
 
2013-07-19 07:36:47 AM

Mark Ratner: You sound old. What was it like before the internet?


It was hellish... We had to get our porn from magazines... You know, static images printed on paper... It was madness!
 
2013-07-19 08:15:19 AM

that one guy from that one place: The man spat at officers but missed, and called it a "warning shot."

When I read that in TFA I laughed loud enough it woke my wife up.

This guy is living life to the fullest.


I laughed too.

Maybe this guy is not mentally ill. Maybe he just doen't give a shiat anymore.

/there is a lot of that going around in the US now.
 
2013-07-19 08:31:22 AM

Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!


Because you're not Otis the town drunk.
 
2013-07-19 08:31:46 AM
"set of drumticks"
MIDI?
 
2013-07-19 09:33:23 AM
Given that he had a hubcap tied to his arm, I'm assuming this is office chair jousting gone horribly right.
 
2013-07-19 09:43:10 AM
Maybe it's all part of an overly-elaborate plan.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

/He wasn't Hank
//But I'm double Hank
 
2013-07-19 11:36:05 AM

Astorix: that one guy from that one place: The man spat at officers but missed, and called it a "warning shot."

When I read that in TFA I laughed loud enough it woke my wife up.

This guy is living life to the fullest.

I laughed too.

Maybe this guy is not mentally ill. Maybe he just doen't give a shiat anymore.

/there is a lot of that going around in the US now.


I think they refer to that as your Give-a-Shiat being broken.
 
2013-07-19 12:09:29 PM
If it were just the chair, and maybe the goggles, I'd say it was a case of "seemed like a good idea at the time" and I'd want some of whatever it was he was having.  But with all the accessorizing, I think I'd want just enough to follow the train of thought as it left the station...

/Well past 29, and wish I had a story like that to tell my kids
//My fastest greenlight ever. I'm so proud...
 
2013-07-19 09:18:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: Sid_6.7: I'm 29. Why am I not doing these awesome things?!

Do it now, because soon enough you'll be 49 and it will be too late.

Well, not too late per se, but both society and your knee joints will be much less forgiving.


That and when a young person does it everyone assumes he's living it up. When and old guy does he's got an alcohol problem. Insert 49 yr old guy in this story and everyone would be sad for him.
 
Displayed 41 of 41 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report