tarheel07: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.Who wants to have poo residue smearing and frothing between their sweaty ass cheeks?
SpdrJay: He should film Poopy McJogger and put her up on YouTube for the world to laugh at./
jtown: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving. I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom. Then I get up and walk to the kitchen. My body says, "Time to poop. Now!"But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional. I can see it happening once. But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.
SwiftFox: Jabberwookiee: Poop thread?Poop thread.
ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.
Raging Whore Moans: MFD
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Jabberwookiee: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Her name is was Nicole.[entropy2.com image 468x308]Just accept it. She's dead. And has been for a long time.So you're saying the mystery crapper is a ghost?I like it!
ongbok: Wait a minute. What the hell did she wipe her ass with? Or did she run home with a shiatty ass? And if she ran home with a shiatty ass, that shiat must have been itching like hell all the way home./These are the important questions, not who she is.
Old Man Winter: I guess you could say...(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)She really needed to poop but couldn't find a public restroom nearby and she is also very regular.
Gyrfalcon: baorao: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.She might be like my dog, where she has this extra poop reservoir dedicated for mid-exercise evacuation."Mid-exercise evacuation" is almost as good as Malicious Fecal Distribution.
Pribar: Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her manners
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