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2013-07-19 01:28:29 AM  
ROFL

Im gonna hose her down and say BAD HUMAN
 
2013-07-19 01:36:48 AM  
shiatjustgotreal.png
 
2013-07-19 01:47:17 AM  
i1130.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 02:08:02 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Malicious fecal distribution, eh? Reminds me of something.

I used to work at an airplane maintenance facility. One night maintenance gets a call that one of the restrooms smells horrible. Maybe a toilet plugged and overflowed. Maintenance gets there and inside one of the stalls someone smeared shiat all over the walls. Down the hall someone also wrote a message, in shiat, on a manager's office door.

I never did find out what that message was.


 "GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!"
 
2013-07-19 02:42:07 AM  

Pribar: Invest in some poison oak and elephant grass hedges, that or string some razor wire around the perimeter to discourage the phantom shiatter


This is in New Mexico.  Poison oak might require watering  Besides some cactus or a few live rattlesnakes would also work better.

Fark that.  Just get a .22 and shoot her in the ass with it.

How much do you want to be she's one of those occutards?

Mock26: Raging Whore Moans:


KMFD

Fixed that for you.


KOBT

I fixed that for you.
 
2013-07-19 03:16:38 AM  
I dunno, some health nut chicks eat nothing but rabbit food so they poop like one too.  She might not need to wipe after a bunch of dark, hard, perfectly spherical poops fall out.
 
2013-07-19 03:38:15 AM  
Well, it's clear that the man had the runs.
 
2013-07-19 03:49:18 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Malicious fecal distribution, eh? Reminds me of something.

I used to work at an airplane maintenance facility. One night maintenance gets a call that one of the restrooms smells horrible. Maybe a toilet plugged and overflowed. Maintenance gets there and inside one of the stalls someone smeared shiat all over the walls. Down the hall someone also wrote a message, in shiat, on a manager's office door.

I never did find out what that message was.


"Your toilet stinks."
 
2013-07-19 04:18:18 AM  
No, this is malicious fecal distribution:

http://www.poopsenders.com/
 
2013-07-19 04:34:46 AM  

Bird3149: I used to have a homeless person vomit in my yard every two or three weeks. Truly awful vomit.


As opposed to wonderful amazing vomit.
 
2013-07-19 04:52:33 AM  
NotThisCrapAgain.jpg
 
2013-07-19 05:41:46 AM  
Malicious fecal distribution
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Hippos do it.

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Monkeys do it
 
2013-07-19 06:25:07 AM  

El Dudereno: Fap?


Yes. Dude should just take the opportunity to rub one out.

/ maybe he's not German though
 
2013-07-19 07:20:19 AM  
Never look a gift poop in the anus.

This guy has been given brown gold. Set up hidden cameras and film it. Sell the video on the internet. There are people who would pay big money for that.
 
2013-07-19 07:21:14 AM  
Been too long since the last poop thread.
 
2013-07-19 07:40:10 AM  
Saints Row II called. "The Septic Avenger" would like to talk to you about malicious fecal distribution...
 
2013-07-19 08:09:26 AM  
Working in a grocery store one night and found a nice large turd on the shelf behind the pop tarts. Had to call over a witness since I couldn't believe my eyes.
 
2013-07-19 08:36:56 AM  
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Hey, listen up down there! That thing's called an elevator - not a bathroom.
 
2013-07-19 08:51:37 AM  
I was at a Starbucks early one morning using the facilities.  When I pulled the TP roll, a turd that someone had rolled back into it fell out.  Gross.
 
2013-07-19 09:31:32 AM  

Mad Canadian: We had some homeless guy take a dump on the deck at work.

It was 7:30ish in the morning, no one at the casino, he dropped trou, dropped a duece and went on his way.

Of course we had it on surveillance - goofy thing is he looked back at what he had left, just to make sure it was there.

We wanted to believe it was canine feces, but after reviewing the tape. And sadly, I had to 1) Watch the tape and 2) Clean it up...

Ahhh - North Aurora Ave... The 358 brings all sorts of people by.


Hey! I *live* up N. Aurora & have to take the 358 to work! it IS disgusting,especially on the way home with the heat. And I work in Pioneer Square - all kinds of stinky folk there.   :-P
 
2013-07-19 09:41:25 AM  
Damn. Women are nasty creatures.
 
2013-07-19 11:17:16 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Could be worse
 
2013-07-19 11:39:25 AM  

jtown: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.

Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving.  I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom.  Then I get up and walk to the kitchen.  My body says, "Time to poop.  Now!"

But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional.  I can see it happening once.  But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.


Maybe it seemed like a discreet place to go with lots of cover.  Seemingly having gotten away with it once, she's not going to risk looking for a new place until compelled to.  Just like pets who always return to the same spot.

After the 2nd time I would change my habits to make sure the deck is clear before I jog.
 
2013-07-19 11:46:14 AM  

twat_waffle: No, this is malicious fecal distribution:

http://www.poopsenders.com/


Wow, that is really wrong and really funny at the same time.  The testimonials are awesome.  With link now.
 
2013-07-19 07:12:02 PM  
Sorry, I'm late to the party. This guy was sitting on a gold mine. A woman comfortable enough to do that in front of you, is blonde, and athletic is a keeper.  She can squat in my yard any time.
 
2013-07-20 01:11:37 AM  
After her daily jog, I suppose she's all pooped out.
 
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