CtrlAltDestroy: Malicious fecal distribution, eh? Reminds me of something.I used to work at an airplane maintenance facility. One night maintenance gets a call that one of the restrooms smells horrible. Maybe a toilet plugged and overflowed. Maintenance gets there and inside one of the stalls someone smeared shiat all over the walls. Down the hall someone also wrote a message, in shiat, on a manager's office door.I never did find out what that message was.
Pribar: Invest in some poison oak and elephant grass hedges, that or string some razor wire around the perimeter to discourage the phantom shiatter
Mock26: Raging Whore Moans:KMFDFixed that for you.
Bird3149: I used to have a homeless person vomit in my yard every two or three weeks. Truly awful vomit.
El Dudereno: Fap?
Mad Canadian: We had some homeless guy take a dump on the deck at work.It was 7:30ish in the morning, no one at the casino, he dropped trou, dropped a duece and went on his way.Of course we had it on surveillance - goofy thing is he looked back at what he had left, just to make sure it was there.We wanted to believe it was canine feces, but after reviewing the tape. And sadly, I had to 1) Watch the tape and 2) Clean it up...Ahhh - North Aurora Ave... The 358 brings all sorts of people by.
jtown: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving. I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom. Then I get up and walk to the kitchen. My body says, "Time to poop. Now!"But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional. I can see it happening once. But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.
twat_waffle: No, this is malicious fecal distribution:http://www.poopsenders.com/
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