Jabberwookiee: Poop thread?
SwiftFox: Jabberwookiee: Poop thread?Poop thread.
AGremlin: Remember when you used to be able to discretely shiat in your favorite alley on your weekend morning jog without wiping? Not anymore.Thanks Google glass.
Pribar: Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her manners
ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.
SpdrJay: He should film Poopy McJogger and put her up on YouTube for the world to laugh at./
Sock Ruh Tease: "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said,It puts the poop in the toilet or else it gets the hose again.
buckler: Pribar: Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her mannersI imagine it going down like this.
berylman: Some people have faulty intestinal peristalsis and need to bounce around to get the inner tubes moving. Perfectly sane.
jtown: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving. I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom. Then I get up and walk to the kitchen. My body says, "Time to poop. Now!"But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional. I can see it happening once. But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.
Pribar: Invest in some poison oak and elephant grass hedges, that or string some razor wire around the perimeter to discourage the phantom shiatter
baorao: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.She might be like my dog, where she has this extra poop reservoir dedicated for mid-exercise evacuation.
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