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2013-07-18 10:41:05 PM  
Poop thread?
 
2013-07-18 10:41:25 PM  
Nob Hill; you'd think it would be something else.
 
2013-07-18 10:41:41 PM  
Band name.
 
2013-07-18 10:41:44 PM  
WeekendJoggerDefecation.com is still available.
 
2013-07-18 10:42:11 PM  

Jabberwookiee: Poop thread?


Poop thread.
 
2013-07-18 10:42:22 PM  
Awesome.
 
2013-07-18 10:43:42 PM  
He should film Poopy McJogger and put her up on YouTube for the world to laugh at.

/
 
2013-07-18 10:43:53 PM  
Remember when you used to be able to discretely shiat in your favorite alley on your weekend morning jog without wiping?  Not anymore.

Thanks Google glass.
 
2013-07-18 10:44:10 PM  
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said,

It puts the poop in the toilet or else it gets the hose again.
 
2013-07-18 10:44:20 PM  

SwiftFox: Jabberwookiee: Poop thread?

Poop thread.


Okay, everyone, a poop thread has been declared.

God help us and have mercy on our souls.
 
2013-07-18 10:44:30 PM  
Invest in some poison oak and elephant grass hedges, that or string some razor wire around the perimeter to discourage the phantom shiatter
 
2013-07-18 10:44:34 PM  
I used to have a homeless person vomit in my yard every two or three weeks. Truly awful vomit.
 
2013-07-18 10:45:24 PM  
He's worried about the police not taking it seriously? Fine. Don't take it to the police.

He has a web cam set up. Sub in something with a little more resolving power, zoom in, and once he has some footage that clearly identifies her, post her "in action" for all the world to see.

Send photos of her in the squat to the local papers.
 
2013-07-18 10:45:42 PM  
Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her manners
 
2013-07-18 10:45:44 PM  

AGremlin: Remember when you used to be able to discretely shiat in your favorite alley on your weekend morning jog without wiping?  Not anymore.

Thanks Google glass.


I always do it discretely. When in an alley on a morning run, I do it discreetly, too.
 
2013-07-18 10:45:53 PM  
He may want to be very specific in how he "catches her" lest he end up on a sex offender list.
 
2013-07-18 10:46:06 PM  
Thought it was about "Talk Radio" at first.
 
2013-07-18 10:46:08 PM  
If she was hot I think I might could get past the whole oh this looks like a good spot but idk that's kinda weird
 
2013-07-18 10:46:32 PM  
Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.
 
2013-07-18 10:46:33 PM  
You have to run her nose in it and tell her off !
 
2013-07-18 10:48:09 PM  

Pribar: Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her manners


I imagine it going down like this.
 
2013-07-18 10:48:23 PM  
I think it was Melissa Colorado.
 
2013-07-18 10:48:38 PM  
Fap?
 
2013-07-18 10:48:40 PM  
Maybe she's go Crohn's Disease where if she jogs too long, she crohns.
 
2013-07-18 10:48:50 PM  
"Poop...there it is"....."Poop.... there it is"
 
2013-07-18 10:48:54 PM  
I'm sure the plants around her poop are happy for the nutrients.
 
2013-07-18 10:49:34 PM  
"lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"
 
2013-07-18 10:49:40 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.


She might be like my dog, where she has this extra poop reservoir dedicated for mid-exercise evacuation.
 
2013-07-18 10:49:59 PM  

SpdrJay: He should film Poopy McJogger and put her up on YouTube for the world to laugh at.

/


Better, sell the footage to a German pron company and make a good $$$.

A live webcam would be even better. I know some people who would pay big money for it.

/I mean I don't know these people just heard about them
//OK then, what's the price?
 
2013-07-18 10:50:57 PM  
Some people have faulty intestinal peristalsis and need to bounce around to get the inner tubes moving. Perfectly sane.
 
2013-07-18 10:51:04 PM  
Eeeeew.  She doesn't even wipe.

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"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'"

Please, please, please catch this on HD cameras from multiple angles.

This has to be some crazy ex thing.  Maybe that's where one of her former boyfriends used to live and she's too crazy to realize that someone else lives there now.
 
2013-07-18 10:51:08 PM  
Not sure why but I find this hilarious.
 
2013-07-18 10:51:36 PM  
"If it happens again, I want to go out there and hose her and say "Bad human!""

LOOOOOOOOOLLL. Good man! Nasty biatch - she should at least face a fine when caught, as I'm sure they have rules about picking up dog waste around there.
 
2013-07-18 10:53:29 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said,

It puts the poop in the toilet or else it gets the hose again.


If it happens again I'm leaving.  If it happens again I'm gone.  if it happens again there will be no looking back and I won't say I told you so.
 
2013-07-18 10:54:40 PM  

buckler: Pribar: Or maybe a scoped air rifle, get in some target practice while you teach her manners

I imagine it going down like this.


Not just paintballs. Frozen paintballs.
 
2013-07-18 10:54:42 PM  
Joggers diarrhea is a real problem. You jostle back and forth enough, along with drinking lots of water, and you're going to trip some "flush system" switch.
 
TWX
2013-07-18 10:55:09 PM  

AGremlin: Remember when you used to be able to discretely shiat in your favorite alley on your weekend morning jog without wiping?  Not anymore.

Thanks Google glass.


To be fair, we have no idea if she's wiping or not...

/blecch!
 
2013-07-18 10:55:11 PM  

berylman: Some people have faulty intestinal peristalsis and need to bounce around to get the inner tubes moving. Perfectly sane.


Then they can bounce around in their on house to get the poop moving.
 
2013-07-18 10:55:18 PM  
The most important question hasn't been answered... Is she hot?
 
2013-07-18 10:55:34 PM  
Have the poop videos gone viral yet? Wake me when they doo.
 
2013-07-18 10:56:21 PM  
What a shiatty thing to do
 
2013-07-18 10:57:27 PM  
I still don't understand why he went to the media. If she's that consistent, there are so many ways he could have dealt with it I can't even begin the list of enjoyable ways.
 
2013-07-18 10:57:37 PM  
Well no wonder.  After her run she was pooped out.
 
2013-07-18 10:57:53 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.


Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving.  I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom.  Then I get up and walk to the kitchen.  My body says, "Time to poop.  Now!"

But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional.  I can see it happening once.  But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.
 
2013-07-18 11:01:55 PM  

jtown: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.

Sometimes it's the motion that gets things moving.  I can lay in bed reading for an hour without the slightest need to go to the bathroom.  Then I get up and walk to the kitchen.  My body says, "Time to poop.  Now!"

But this crazy chick's actions seem intentional.  I can see it happening once.  But getting caught out at the exact same place multiple times is no accident.


If you really want that feeling, drink a big glass of water. To magnify that even more, add a few punches of sea salt to the water.
 
2013-07-18 11:03:22 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.


Who wants to have poo residue smearing and frothing between their sweaty ass cheeks?
 
2013-07-18 11:04:27 PM  

Pribar: Invest in some poison oak and elephant grass hedges, that or string some razor wire around the perimeter to discourage the phantom shiatter


because cats, dogs, squirrels or deer would never wander into the area
 
2013-07-18 11:08:22 PM  
We had some homeless guy take a dump on the deck at work.

It was 7:30ish in the morning, no one at the casino, he dropped trou, dropped a duece and went on his way.

Of course we had it on surveillance - goofy thing is he looked back at what he had left, just to make sure it was there.

We wanted to believe it was canine feces, but after reviewing the tape. And sadly, I had to 1) Watch the tape and 2) Clean it up...

Ahhh - North Aurora Ave... The 358 brings all sorts of people by.
 
2013-07-18 11:08:37 PM  
The noise that she made was deafacating?
 
2013-07-18 11:09:42 PM  

baorao: ReapTheChaos: Maybe she should take her morning shiat BEFORE she goes for a jog. Just a thought.

She might be like my dog, where she has this extra poop reservoir dedicated for mid-exercise evacuation.


"Mid-exercise evacuation" is almost as good as Malicious Fecal Distribution.
 
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