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(New York Daily News)   Brooklyn man, who was promised rooftop sex with two women, falls hard after being let down, robbed   (nydailynews.com) divider line 68
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2013-07-18 10:59:29 PM
He was either drunk, or the most naive man in NYC.
 
2013-07-18 11:00:55 PM
I want to sympathize, but since when was "rooftop sex" not a tip-off that things might be amiss?
 
2013-07-18 11:14:59 PM
dumbass tag unavailable?
 
2013-07-18 11:42:18 PM
Reading between the lines:  He thought they were escorts.  Why else would he have $2,000 in cash on him?
 
2013-07-18 11:42:29 PM
Again? :(
 
2013-07-18 11:43:16 PM

Mock26: Reading between the lines:  He thought they were escorts.  Why else would he have $2,000 in cash on him?


They did escort him to the roof!
 
2013-07-18 11:46:30 PM
From the rooftops shout it out BABY IM READY TO DIIIIIIIIIIE
 
2013-07-18 11:47:05 PM

jimmyego: I want to sympathize, but since when was "rooftop sex" not a tip-off that things might be amiss?


Oh come on. Early 20's women offer 50 year-old men no-strings-attached threesomes all the time.
 
2013-07-18 11:47:26 PM
Roofies.
 
2013-07-18 11:48:23 PM
That's gotta be hard on a man to go through such a penetrating illusion of companionship, that only climaxes in a hard realization of life's nutty ways.
 
2013-07-18 11:51:16 PM
www.atvn.org
 
2013-07-18 11:51:17 PM
Kamikaze from
The hundredth floor
Swan dive to the street
He couldn't handle
This madness no more
He craved that sweeter meat
 
2013-07-18 11:53:05 PM
Three toughs were waiting on the roof

"Toughs"? Who still talks like that?


you are a puppet: From the rooftops shout it out BABY IM READY TO DIIIIIIIIIIE


I dig that song but they were terrible live.
 
2013-07-18 11:54:14 PM
FTFA:  3 toughs..Chemical spray..Acting in concert..Hit with the same rap...

What is this? A F*ckin' script from Dragnet?
 
2013-07-18 11:56:22 PM
www.eliteprospects.com
 
2013-07-18 11:58:24 PM
fcdn.mtbr.com
 
2013-07-18 11:58:47 PM
Three toughs were waiting on the roof of the building on Fourth Ave. near 47th St. in Sunset Park, the sources said, and at some point the men attacked Reichl.

Who still uses the word "toughs"?

I bet those toughs split the spinach will the broads before the coppers and dicks could get wind of their flimflam sham, see?
 
2013-07-19 12:00:30 AM
$2000 split 5 ways? Man, they would have been set for life.
 
2013-07-19 12:01:21 AM

miss diminutive: Three toughs were waiting on the roof of the building on Fourth Ave. near 47th St. in Sunset Park, the sources said, and at some point the men attacked Reichl.

Who still uses the word "toughs"?

I bet those toughs split the spinach will the broads before the coppers and dicks could get wind of their flimflam sham, see?


Oh, horsefeathers!
 
2013-07-19 12:04:17 AM
Am I the only one seeing greyed out text over the second half of the article and all of the pictures?? I've been having the same problem with a lot of other links.
 
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2013-07-19 12:04:41 AM

The Southern Dandy: miss diminutive: Three toughs were waiting on the roof of the building on Fourth Ave. near 47th St. in Sunset Park, the sources said, and at some point the men attacked Reichl.

Who still uses the word "toughs"?

I bet those toughs split the spinach will the broads before the coppers and dicks could get wind of their flimflam sham, see?

Oh, horsefeathers!


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-19 12:05:04 AM
slipped and fell off a roof? LOL more like SHOVED!
the old hooker 3some on a roof scam...
 
2013-07-19 12:06:24 AM
Would that not be felony murder, life in prison and possibility of death penalty?

/not a lawyer, just seen too many law shows
 
2013-07-19 12:07:39 AM
cdn.instanttrap.com
 
2013-07-19 12:10:55 AM

strathmeyer: Am I the only one seeing greyed out text over the second half of the article and all of the pictures?? I've been having the same problem with a lot of other links.


It's a simple fix. Just bring your computer to the roof of your apartment building. My friend Jasmyn and I are licensed computer repair geeks, promise.
 
2013-07-19 12:11:18 AM
Memo to men 50 and older (including myself):

If a 20-something year old woman offers you sex with seemingly no strings attached, RUN THE FARK AWAY.

You are being set up for humiliation, blackmail, robbery, death, or all four.

Reality check: NO ONE UNDER 40 WANTS TO FARK YOU WITHOUT IT COSTING YOU.

And the good looking ones over 40 probably do not want to fark you, either.

Take solace in the fact that 99.9 of men that do no off themselves before age 50 will suffer the same fate. The only exceptions will be millionaires, and in those cases the women they are farking are just biding their time until the man keels over, to get their hands on his wealth.

You have been warned.
 
2013-07-19 12:11:37 AM
that exact thing happened to a friend of mine! except he wasn't a friend so much as a friend of a friend. we smoked crack sometimes, we were cool and all. and it wasn't sex with two women, it was air conditioners. and there really were air conditioners, it wasn't a ruse. and it wasn't jumping or being pushed so much as it was being so very messed up on freon. and he didn't die, just paralyzed from the waist down.

but yeah, that exact thing happened to a friend of mine and it sucks.

also, who has $2000 on them and isn't directly on their way to transact some business, in such a fashion as that 2 girls wouldn't even have a chance to con, much less know about, his $2k? weird, man. weird.
 
2013-07-19 12:13:12 AM

miss diminutive: Three toughs were waiting on the roof of the building on Fourth Ave. near 47th St. in Sunset Park, the sources said, and at some point the men attacked Reichl.

Who still uses the word "toughs"?

I bet those toughs split the spinach will the broads before the coppers and dicks could get wind of their flimflam sham, see?


The old hanky panky on the rooftop 22 skidoo, eh? Down some bennies, Frank, looks like we're in for another for another long night of knockin' heads.
 
2013-07-19 12:13:25 AM
Can relate:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-19 12:17:29 AM
Now, that's an ending flat and inane beyond belief.
 
2013-07-19 12:19:47 AM

wombatsrus: Memo to men 50 and older (including myself):

If a 20-something year old woman offers you sex with seemingly no strings attached, RUN THE FARK AWAY.

You are being set up for humiliation, blackmail, robbery, death, or all four.

Reality check: NO ONE UNDER 40 WANTS TO FARK YOU WITHOUT IT COSTING YOU.

And the good looking ones over 40 probably do not want to fark you, either.

Take solace in the fact that 99.9 of men that do no off themselves before age 50 will suffer the same fate. The only exceptions will be millionaires, and in those cases the women they are farking are just biding their time until the man keels over, to get their hands on his wealth.

You have been warned.




To be fair, sometimes the girl just has daddy issues or wants to get back at a boyfriend/ex boyfriend by slumming with some old dude. And some young sluts will give it up if you buy them enough drinks. Not all 20ish girls getting with old men are there to rob him, just most.
 
2013-07-19 12:21:04 AM
Don't forget the old rule.
"If sounds too good to be true, it probably is"

Also, I'm an old fart, I know a guy older than me who is paying child support now to a fat 20 something who won't even allow him visitation to the child, who he does adore.
If you think a prostitute is expensive, there are other ways of getting laid that cost even more.
 
2013-07-19 12:22:42 AM
Third man being sought:

www.clearpathtofitness.com
 
2013-07-19 12:27:35 AM
All he wanted to do is get high and get farked. Mission accomplished.
 
2013-07-19 12:37:37 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that he was probably thrown off, rather then just fall? That's a pretty high barrier, I doubt that he would have backed over it after being maced.
 
2013-07-19 12:38:45 AM
Oh, those poor would-be muggers. Now they're facing murder charges.

Sucks to be them.
 
2013-07-19 12:39:27 AM

FuzedBox: Am I the only one who thinks that he was probably thrown off, rather then just fall? That's a pretty high barrier, I doubt that he would have backed over it after being maced.


That depends. If he were drunk enough to think rooftop sex with 2 girls was gonna happen, between the drunkenness and the mace he would have easily than tumbled off the roof himself.
 
2013-07-19 12:40:22 AM
So, how's he coping with it?  And, to think, all he wanted was to see a couple of parapets.

*crickets*
 
2013-07-19 12:41:02 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Oh, those poor would-be muggers. Now they're facing murder charges.

Sucks to be them.

if this had worked,  they each could have afforded a PS4. They had to give it a try, considering the stakes.
 
2013-07-19 12:42:18 AM
These women wont fark a man for 2 grand but will mug and kill him for 2 grand. Farking prunes.
 
2013-07-19 12:48:17 AM
Rooftop sex can be dangerous.
"Man who lay woman on ground, have piece on Earth."

/ Fortune cookies FTW.
 
2013-07-19 12:50:57 AM

God-is-a-Taco: jimmyego: I want to sympathize, but since when was "rooftop sex" not a tip-off that things might be amiss?

Oh come on. Early 20's women offer 50 year-old men no-strings-attached threesomes all the time.


If they did, there would be no problem.

See what happens?  People die because women withhold sex from those who need it the most.
 
2013-07-19 12:51:26 AM
Remember, like in the champagne room, there's no sex in the rooftop.
 
2013-07-19 12:53:55 AM

Fallout Boy: These women wont fark a man for 2 grand but will mug and kill him for 2 grand. Farking prunes.


He shouldn't be complaining.  They rubbed him out.
 
2013-07-19 12:58:04 AM

the801: that exact thing happened to a friend of mine! except he wasn't a friend so much as a friend of a friend. we smoked crack sometimes, we were cool and all. and it wasn't sex with two women, it was air conditioners. and there really were air conditioners, it wasn't a ruse. and it wasn't jumping or being pushed so much as it was being so very messed up on freon. and he didn't die, just paralyzed from the waist down.

but yeah, that exact thing happened to a friend of mine and it sucks.

also, who has $2000 on them and isn't directly on their way to transact some business, in such a fashion as that 2 girls wouldn't even have a chance to con, much less know about, his $2k? weird, man. weird.


FTA: "A 50-year-old Brooklyn man who fell to his death from atop a four-story building was lured onto the roof by two women who had promised him sex"

That's what prostitutes do. Lotta people assuming he was lured onto the roof for NO STRINGS ATTACHED sex.

Article weirdly vague in that regard, however. And what's with the "mace caused him to fall" jump to conclusion? And all the slang?
 
2013-07-19 12:59:06 AM

Mock26: Reading between the lines:  He thought they were escorts.  Why else would he have $2,000 in cash on him?


Round trip flight from New york to Bangkok is about two grand.  Or the Ukraine.

Would have been money better spent in this case.
 
2013-07-19 01:04:02 AM

Fallout Boy: These women wont fark a man for 2 grand but will mug and kill him for 2 grand. Farking prunes.


It's more like they won't fark him for $1000 each but they'll rob and kill him for $400 each (assuming they even got an equal share with the three guys)

I always laughed at the movie Rolling Thunder, this POW comes back from Vietnam, the town gives him 2,555 silver dollars, one for each day he was captive. Five guys band together to rob him of the coins, kill his family and then escape to Mexico. So that's their big score, each of them gets about $500 in the least convenient format possible and then flees the country. The good life!
 
2013-07-19 01:12:26 AM

the801: that exact thing happened to a friend of mine! except he wasn't a friend so much as a friend of a friend. we smoked crack sometimes, we were cool and all. and it wasn't sex with two women, it was air conditioners. and there really were air conditioners, it wasn't a ruse. and it wasn't jumping or being pushed so much as it was being so very messed up on freon. and he didn't die, just paralyzed from the waist down.

but yeah, that exact thing happened to a friend of mine and it sucks.

also, who has $2000 on them and isn't directly on their way to transact some business, in such a fashion as that 2 girls wouldn't even have a chance to con, much less know about, his $2k? weird, man. weird.

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Sorry, forgot to add. This would also explain why it wasn't a weird that they happened upon a man with cash on him.

The rooftop "luring" mighta been good old fashioned bait&switch. He knew he was paying for sex in a room in that building, but the location was changed at the last moment, and he was horny enough / drunk enough to go with their suggestion.

>Big Ramifications: FTA: "A 50-year-old Brooklyn man who fell to his death from atop a four-story building was lured onto the roof by two women who had promised him sex"

>That's what prostitutes do. Lotta people assuming he was lured onto the roof for NO STRINGS ATTACHED sex.

>Article weirdly vague in that regard, however. And what's with the "mace caused him to fall" jump to conclusion? And all the slang?
 
2013-07-19 01:14:56 AM
Where brooklyn at?
 
2013-07-19 01:21:58 AM

miss diminutive: strathmeyer: Am I the only one seeing greyed out text over the second half of the article and all of the pictures?? I've been having the same problem with a lot of other links.

It's a simple fix. Just bring your computer to the roof of your apartment building. My friend Jasmyn and I are licensed computer repair geeks, promise.


Well done. I hadn't planned on logging in to Fark tonight, but I just had to give this one a "Funny" vote.
 
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