Fart_Machine: Who you gonna call?
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: In other places they would've pounded back on the wall and told her to shut up. I'm not sure whether that's better or worse than assuming it's a ghost.
Sheseala: Drr Drr
Hoopy Frood: Zoinks!
poe_zlaw: OK... there is an ass load of retarded people in China.
Jacob_Roberson: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]Careful, what if the house is the ghost is the woman?
picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?
Pribar: When I was 6 I crawled into a small tunnel I found in the back of a cave near my house, about 20 ft back I found it dead ended and tried to crawl backward only to dislodge a rock which pinned me, I was in this tunnel face down, arms above my head, unable to move for 2 days before they found me and it then took em another day and a half to free me, to this day I have to force myself to go into anyplace even remotely confining, even crawling under my car to change the oil can trigger flashbacks, so stories like this send me into full body shudders.
Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!-J-
HoratioGates: Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!-J-I see your semi-obscure Poe and raise you Alan Parsons Project (wow, I misspelled/transposed a couple letters in Alan and almost made a raise I wasn't comfortable with!)http://youtu.be/nrrIm4ozbUc
Old Man Winter: Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!-J-A dozen years on and this is still the best rewrite of that story the Internets have offered. NSFW language.
Terrible Old Man: Ho Lee Fuk-ing dumbass do you have to be for a non-moving wall to outsmart you?
Danger Avoid Death: picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?She used Apple Maps.
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