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(Huffington Post Canada)   Not news: Woman takes shortcut on the way home. News: Gets stuck in a wall for 7 hours. Fark: building residents don't help because naturally they assume she was a ghost   (huffingtonpost.ca) divider line 69
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2013-07-18 10:45:44 PM  
IDSPISPOPD
 
2013-07-18 10:54:15 PM  
Wailing Wall
 
2013-07-18 11:02:17 PM  
Clipping error.

/shakes tiny fist at Twitch Boy
 
2013-07-18 11:25:50 PM  
Who you gonna call?
 
2013-07-18 11:28:06 PM  
Drr Drr
 
2013-07-18 11:28:35 PM  
In other places they would've pounded back on the wall and told her to shut up. I'm not sure whether that's better or worse than assuming it's a ghost.
 
2013-07-18 11:28:41 PM  
Non-story, overzealous woman driver.
 
2013-07-18 11:28:54 PM  
d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-18 11:30:59 PM  
Was she holding a flagon of De Grave?
 
2013-07-18 11:32:17 PM  

Fart_Machine: Who you gonna call?


The Irish Independent, apparently
 
2013-07-18 11:35:51 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: In other places they would've pounded back on the wall and told her to shut up. I'm not sure whether that's better or worse than assuming it's a ghost.


Apathy or idiocy? I'll take the former, they'll eventually call the cops in their own self interest to get you to STFU if nothing else.
 
2013-07-18 11:36:26 PM  
How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?
 
2013-07-18 11:36:50 PM  
NICOLE!!
IS...THAT...YOU??
CRAP...THREE...TIMES...IF...IT'S...YOU!!

/ghosts are like furriners; they understand english better if you yell at them.
 
2013-07-18 11:37:21 PM  

Sheseala: Drr Drr


Beat me to it
 
2013-07-18 11:37:58 PM  
Zoinks!
 
2013-07-18 11:39:22 PM  
OK, either that story is horribly wtitten or there is an ass load of retarded people in China. (including the lady that got stuck because she couldnt "turn around")?  WTF happened to backing up? Reversing? ... Mistaken for a ghost so they kept walking?  I don't even..
 
2013-07-18 11:40:34 PM  
CSB
When I as 10 or 11, I was severely injured at a "Haunted House" put on by the local chapter of the Jaycees. It was over an hour before I received medical attention because everyone assumed was just an odd element of the show.
Pretty much turned me off on Halloween completely.
 
2013-07-18 11:40:59 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Zoinks!


And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-07-18 11:41:31 PM  
Was Annyong hiding in there, by any chance?
 
2013-07-18 11:45:54 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Careful, what if the house is the ghost is the woman?
 
2013-07-18 11:48:08 PM  
This has to be in China.

*clicks link*

Yup.
 
2013-07-18 11:48:13 PM  

poe_zlaw: OK... there is an ass load of retarded people in China.


They pretty much peaked about 2000 years ago.
 
2013-07-18 11:50:22 PM  
www.tor.com

Well, it sure beats being stuck in the floor.
 
2013-07-18 11:51:55 PM  
picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?

If Nightcrawler can't see where he's going.
 
2013-07-18 11:53:25 PM  

Jacob_Roberson: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
Careful, what if the house is the ghost is the woman?


Still mixed about how good the Outer Limits revival was, but I'll be damned if it didn't have a spooky-ass intro...
 
2013-07-19 12:05:56 AM  
When I was 6 I crawled into a small tunnel I found in the back of a cave near my house, about 20 ft back I found it dead ended and tried to crawl backward only to dislodge a rock which pinned me, I was in this tunnel face down, arms above my head, unable to move for 2 days before they found me and it then took em another day and a half to free me, to this day I have to force myself to go into anyplace even remotely confining, even crawling under my car to change the oil can trigger flashbacks, so stories like this send me into full body shudders.
 
2013-07-19 12:06:20 AM  

picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?


most likely fell into a still curing concrete.. thus covered in all gray matter and concrete powder. If you're the superstitious type I guess you'll assume you just saw a ghost or some apparition
 
2013-07-19 12:17:29 AM  

Pribar: When I was 6 I crawled into a small tunnel I found in the back of a cave near my house, about 20 ft back I found it dead ended and tried to crawl backward only to dislodge a rock which pinned me, I was in this tunnel face down, arms above my head, unable to move for 2 days before they found me and it then took em another day and a half to free me, to this day I have to force myself to go into anyplace even remotely confining, even crawling under my car to change the oil can trigger flashbacks, so stories like this send me into full body shudders.


Yeah, a likely story, Ghost!
 
2013-07-19 12:17:35 AM  
For the love of God Montressor!
-J-
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 12:35:32 AM  
Practicing to be a stud finder?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-19 12:37:07 AM  
"Put zee candle beck"?
 
2013-07-19 12:48:38 AM  
pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com

Or this.
 
2013-07-19 01:09:54 AM  
meep meep

nzfilmfreak.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-19 01:15:34 AM  
Enjoy!
 
2013-07-19 01:16:17 AM  
THIS HOLE... IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
 
2013-07-19 01:24:10 AM  
es.vectoropenstock.com
 
2013-07-19 01:29:48 AM  
So how do you say "Who dat?" in Mandarin?
 
2013-07-19 01:37:21 AM  
i550.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-19 01:47:32 AM  

picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?


Thats what I was wondering when I found the article. Must have been one hell of a shortcut to risk falling in-between a concrete wall.

/subby
 
2013-07-19 01:51:45 AM  

Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!
-J-


I see your semi-obscure Poe and raise you Alan Parsons Project  (wow, I misspelled/transposed a couple letters in Alan and almost made a raise I wasn't comfortable with!)

http://youtu.be/nrrIm4ozbUc
 
2013-07-19 01:52:36 AM  
Ho Lee Fuk-ing dumbass do you have to be for a non-moving wall to outsmart you?
 
2013-07-19 02:02:20 AM  

picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?


I was wondering this too. FTA, the walls of the tunnel narrowed to a point where she couldn't go on anymore. It sounds like she was between a couple of walls, rather than stuck in one. She was apparently too stupid to turn back, and everyone else was too stupid to realize ghosts don't exist. I'm glad I wasn't educated in China.

HoratioGates: Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!
-J-

I see your semi-obscure Poe and raise you Alan Parsons Project  (wow, I misspelled/transposed a couple letters in Alan and almost made a raise I wasn't comfortable with!)

http://youtu.be/nrrIm4ozbUc


lolwut
 
2013-07-19 02:03:24 AM  
"Build a jacuzzi"
 
2013-07-19 02:45:34 AM  

Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!
-J-


A dozen years on and this is still the best rewrite of that story the Internets have offered.  NSFW language.
 
2013-07-19 02:48:54 AM  

Old Man Winter: Jarod Cain: For the love of God Montressor!
-J-

A dozen years on and this is still the best rewrite of that story the Internets have offered.  NSFW language.


Hmm.  Linky didn't worky.  I guess go here  http://web.archive.org and search  http://www.sixsixfive.com/481.html
 
2013-07-19 03:28:20 AM  

Terrible Old Man: Ho Lee Fuk-ing dumbass do you have to be for a non-moving wall to outsmart you?


Gene Masseth.
 
2013-07-19 03:57:58 AM  

picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?


She used Apple Maps.
 
2013-07-19 04:06:24 AM  

Terrible Old Man: Ho Lee Fuk-ing dumbass do you have to be for a non-moving wall to outsmart you?


Is it a Great Wall?
 
2013-07-19 04:06:57 AM  
...and stayed there for seven hours because residents took her for a ghost...

The term "primitive screwheads" comes leaping to mind.
 
2013-07-19 04:07:34 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: picturescrazy: How does a shortcut turn into the inside of a wall?

She used Apple Maps.


Zing!
 
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