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(NBC Washington)   "I was only going to fire a couple of shots if no one confronted me" says COPS reject detained at White House Secret Service booth   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 107
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2013-07-18 09:21:17 PM
Suspect is shirtless. I repeat: shirtless.
 
2013-07-18 09:23:52 PM
What an idiot.
 
2013-07-18 09:24:41 PM
Must of been hot out.
 
2013-07-18 09:25:39 PM
I'm sure he had a good reason.
 
2013-07-18 09:28:56 PM
the brigg is up!
 
2013-07-18 09:29:00 PM
I'm sure some dumb farks who fantasize about living in Somalia will hold this putz up as some sort of hero.

 
2013-07-18 09:30:18 PM
fusillade762: Suspect is shirtless. I repeat: shirtless.

If there is one thing I learned from cops its that if you aren't wearing a shirt you are going to jail
 
2013-07-18 09:31:14 PM
Obvious liberal plant or isolated incident?
 
2013-07-18 09:32:01 PM

Vodka Zombie: I'm sure some dumb farks who fantasize about living in Somalia will hold this putz up as some sort of hero.


Or declare him a lib. I mean, he had no CCW license... typical lib to have no respect for the law, or something.
 
2013-07-18 09:33:04 PM
Yet the extreme gun nuts (who call themselves Oath Keepers) thought that a march into DC with loaded weapons wound start the new American revolution with full support for their actions.
 
TWX
2013-07-18 09:33:50 PM

jm105: Obvious liberal plant or isolated incident?


Probably not, the pistol and loose ammunition matched caliber...
 
2013-07-18 09:34:02 PM

theknuckler_33: Vodka Zombie: I'm sure some dumb farks who fantasize about living in Somalia will hold this putz up as some sort of hero.

Or declare him a lib. I mean, he had no CCW license... typical lib to have no respect for the law, or something.


LOL!  Didn't think of that.
 
2013-07-18 09:34:29 PM

theknuckler_33: I'm sure he had a good reason.


The President is black.
 
2013-07-18 09:35:38 PM

TWX: jm105: Obvious liberal plant or isolated incident?

Probably not, the pistol and loose ammunition matched caliber...


But did he have a clip or a magazine?
 
2013-07-18 09:37:02 PM
i130.photobucket.com

"I'm sorry. I thought this was America. Isn't this America? Can't a guy bring a loaded gun onto the White House lawn and fire off a couple shots? No? Well, you can in America. Is this America? I thought this was America."
 
2013-07-18 09:37:05 PM
A "Second Amendment solutions" believer?  This is wholly conjecture on my part because the article doesn't go into any detail about the man, but the level of idiocy on display lends itself to the  presumption.
 
2013-07-18 09:37:33 PM
It was all God's plan
 
TWX
2013-07-18 09:38:24 PM

davidphogan: Yet the extreme gun nuts (who call themselves Oath Keepers) thought that a march into DC with loaded weapons wound start the new American revolution with full support for their actions.


Silly people...

Revolutions happen for two reasons. Either things are so bad for the masses that they rebel, or else the rich find their circumstances changing dramatically enough that they want to have different leaders. Our revolution had both, but right now the people are happy with their bread and circuses and the wealthy are only getting richer...
 
2013-07-18 09:38:42 PM
He thought it can't be the White House if a black man is in it!
 
2013-07-18 09:39:57 PM

cretinbob: It was all God's plan


Ted Koppel told him to do it.
 
2013-07-18 09:40:20 PM

WraithSama: A "Second Amendment solutions" believer?  This is wholly conjecture on my part because the article doesn't go into any detail about the man, but the level of idiocy on display lends itself to the  presumption.


"Christopher Wade Briggs "

Case. Closed.
 
2013-07-18 09:41:40 PM

Deep Contact: Must of been hot out.


"of" - the least recognized and most misunderestimated helping verb.
 
2013-07-18 09:42:20 PM
I'm surprised I'm not reading seeing BREAKING NEWS headlines on the local news sites right about now, with a headline like "Gunman captured attempting to assault white house" or something similarly fear-mongering.
 
2013-07-18 09:43:04 PM
What's the frequency Kenneth?
 
2013-07-18 09:46:56 PM
Was he a 'White Hispanic'?

/Dangerous.
//Demented.
///Detained for observation.
 
2013-07-18 09:50:13 PM
Was he scared shirtless?

/Moar beer.
*tears shirt off*
//'Which way is the White House?'
///Could've happened..........moar beer.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-18 09:51:43 PM
Typical NRA dude.

It was just a couple of shots!

Second Amendment!
 
2013-07-18 09:56:05 PM

dukeblue219: I'm surprised I'm not reading seeing BREAKING NEWS headlines on the local news sites right about now, with a headline like "Gunman captured attempting to assault white house" or something similarly fear-mongering.


True that.  Must be Biden's cousin or something.
 
2013-07-18 10:00:49 PM

TWX: davidphogan: Yet the extreme gun nuts (who call themselves Oath Keepers) thought that a march into DC with loaded weapons wound start the new American revolution with full support for their actions.

Silly people...

Revolutions happen for two reasons. Either things are so bad for the masses that they rebel, or else the rich find their circumstances changing dramatically enough that they want to have different leaders. Our revolution had both, but right now the people are happy with their bread and circuses and the wealthy are only getting richer...


Smartest thing I've read on Fark in a long time.
You really don't fit in here.
 
2013-07-18 10:07:01 PM

TWX: jm105: Obvious liberal plant or isolated incident?

Probably not, the pistol and loose ammunition matched caliber...


False flag op.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:29 PM
Wish the cops had "stood their ground" with this guy...send a message.
 
2013-07-18 10:09:34 PM
Warning shots obviously. Joe Biden has a lot to answer for.
 
2013-07-18 10:10:46 PM

TWX: davidphogan: Yet the extreme gun nuts (who call themselves Oath Keepers) thought that a march into DC with loaded weapons wound start the new American revolution with full support for their actions.

Silly people...

Revolutions happen for two reasons. Either things are so bad for the masses that they rebel, or else the rich find their circumstances changing dramatically enough that they want to have different leaders. Our revolution had both, but right now the people are happy with their bread and circuses and the wealthy are only getting richer...


Well, the circuses and food are world class.

What bugs me isn't the poors not wanting a revolt, it is the wealthy being too greedy and shortsighted to accept a liitle less and thus make it even less likely. But such is the way of greed I guess. You cannot stop at just one yacht. You need multiple, you need the biggest, and you even want others to have fewer.
 
2013-07-18 10:15:17 PM
WTH, no one declared shirtless guy a Catholic? you're slipping, mates.
 
2013-07-18 10:18:28 PM
just think how many like that are not rejected.
 
2013-07-18 10:20:56 PM

theknuckler_33: WraithSama: A "Second Amendment solutions" believer?  This is wholly conjecture on my part because the article doesn't go into any detail about the man, but the level of idiocy on display lends itself to the  presumption.

"Christopher Wade Briggs "

Case. Closed.


Wade is an old Scots-Irish name.

It loosely translates to, "I have a mullet and a meth lab".
 
2013-07-18 10:24:50 PM
carrying without a permit is illegal...again the dude does two (minimum) things that are illegal but how about we blame the guns and make it about the second amendment some more.
 
2013-07-18 10:25:13 PM
This sounds like your run of the mill crazy person. I bet we'll find out later that his demands included putting back together the original Skynard lineup and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.
 
2013-07-18 10:29:16 PM

rebelpride644: carrying without a permit is illegal...again the dude does two (minimum) things that are illegal but how about we blame the guns and make it about the second amendment some more.


Well, you can't really blame guns, as such- they are inanimate objects - but if guns are so great, how come all the people who like them a lot are such assholes?
 
2013-07-18 10:35:46 PM
"I came armed...this time."
 
2013-07-18 10:36:44 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: This sounds like your run of the mill crazy person. I bet we'll find out later that his demands included putting back together the original Skynard lineup and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.


This. Until further details emerge, I'm gonna guess his leaning is less "Left" or "Right", and more "Farking nuts."
 
2013-07-18 10:37:06 PM
He's a copycat and a Farker.  I remember a couple of stories about armed citizens who "were just testing security" of schools soon after Newtown.

/ok, one of them was armed with a wooden board, but still...
 
2013-07-18 10:42:14 PM

jso2897: rebelpride644: carrying without a permit is illegal...again the dude does two (minimum) things that are illegal but how about we blame the guns and make it about the second amendment some more.

Well, you can't really blame guns, as such- they are inanimate objects - but if guns are so great, how come all the people who like them a lot are such assholes?


Love my guns, have a lot, love hunting and target shooting, carry when it's responsible...not an asshole.

This is the biggest problem I have, people on both sides of the debate generalize too much about the other side.

You sound like you may not be a fan of guns or gun owners but I wouldn't automatically assume you are an asshole.
 
2013-07-18 10:43:40 PM

Aquapope: Deep Contact: Must of been hot out.

"of" - the least recognized and most misunderestimated helping verb.


I must'f been sick that day in school.
 
2013-07-18 10:44:16 PM

LordJiro: This. Until further details emerge, I'm gonna guess his leaning is less "Left" or "Right", and more "Farking nuts."


Well, to be fair, "Farking nuts" does describe large swaths of elected officials these days.
 
2013-07-18 10:49:23 PM

rebelpride644: jso2897: rebelpride644: carrying without a permit is illegal...again the dude does two (minimum) things that are illegal but how about we blame the guns and make it about the second amendment some more.

Well, you can't really blame guns, as such- they are inanimate objects - but if guns are so great, how come all the people who like them a lot are such assholes?

Love my guns, have a lot, love hunting and target shooting, carry when it's responsible...not an asshole.

This is the biggest problem I have, people on both sides of the debate generalize too much about the other side.

You sound like you may not be a fan of guns or gun owners but I wouldn't automatically assume you are an asshole.


Can I still assume you are an asshole based on guns+southern+rebel pride?

You may have the name for different reasons, but I have little faith in southern rebels being sane and well adjusted.
 
2013-07-18 10:49:52 PM

jso2897: if guns are so great, how come all the people who like them a lot are such assholes?


You need to find a new set of gun-owning friends.
 
2013-07-18 10:51:35 PM
Texan.

Probably looking for Lewis Black and got confused.
 
2013-07-18 10:52:22 PM
I am withholding judgement until I see him with out his shirt on.
 
2013-07-18 10:53:47 PM

Aquapope: Deep Contact: Must of been hot out.

"of" - the least recognized and most misunderestimated helping verb.


Ouch! You just broke my mass snarkometer
 
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