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(Yahoo)   Not news: Woman has boobs. News: She uses them in public Fark: They give her free pizza for it   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 24
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18799 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2013 at 8:02 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-18 09:59:03 PM  
3 votes:
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."

.......sounds like she owed everyone around her a pizza.

/Off
//My
///Lawn
////Punk
2013-07-19 09:35:15 AM  
2 votes:

Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?


Actually, yes.

New dad here. I was in your position a few years ago, and my wife and I know that screaming kids ruin everyone's meal out. Now that we've had a kid, we occasionally still want to go out. We do it when the restaurants typically have no other customers... either late or early for lunch, dinner, etc. (just in case the kid starts a screaming fit, in which case, we take her outside -luckily so far, she's been an angel in restaurants, not a word).

However, to give you an example of how kid unfriendly restaurants are... we went to Chipotle (which we both love) and the baby soiled her diaper. So we went into the restroom to look for a changing table... nothing. We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.

Did we change her on our dining table? No, we packed our food and left.

Next time you go out, seriously look for things like changing tables, and then look at how clean they are. If you find one, most of them you wouldn't want to put your kid down on, even with something to cover the surface. Target, Babie's 'R' Us, Walmart, your local grocery store... you know... places where you'd *expect* to see kids... these are atrocious.

One day, if you ever leave your parent's basement and order a mail order spouse and end up with a kid that may or may not be yours... you'll understand how difficult companies make it for parents, and how difficult a dirty diaper can be to solve when there's no where to change it. When poop is literally *leaking* out of a diaper (diaper explosion), you really can't just go to your car and sit them down to change them because the business you just went in decided not to spend maybe $100 on purchasing a changing station, or 10 seconds of time cleaning it once a day.

While we wouldn't do it, I'm starting to understand why some parents change their kids at the dining table now. You should be mad at the owners in most cases, not the parents.
2013-07-18 10:32:00 PM  
2 votes:
Ugh... The thread had to remind me of the disturbing Attachment Parenting movement.

Between parents who breastfeed kids into their school years, and parents from the "Elimination Communication" movement who let their kids pee and crap everywhere without diapers, I'm really starting to wonder what the hell is wrong with young parents. Some of you kids (I'm talking 20-somethings, here) are really farked in the head.
2013-07-18 10:07:31 PM  
2 votes:

Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?


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2013-07-18 10:05:02 PM  
2 votes:
So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

I haven't been in a restaurant in the past several years where families with screaming, disruptive. misbehaving brats were ever turned away. In fact, those families usually wind up sitting somewhere near me, and then I get glares from the parents if I even look in the direction of their noisy little ADHD snowflakes.

As for breastfeeding in a restaurant: I don't have a problem with it. I agree that doing it discreetly (covered, like this lady was) is typically going to get you fewer stares and whispers from various people (including other people's kids).

What I have a problem with are parents who won't discipline their children when they're misbehaving. Oh, and parents who feel the need to change their baby's diaper at the table, rather than taking it to the restroom. I'm all for throwing out the entire family in either of those instances. Restaurant managers who tolerate this nonsense are actually hurting their businesses in the long run.
2013-07-18 09:49:56 PM  
2 votes:
"I usually don't go downtown for dinner because lots of places aren't family-friendly but I had heard good things about Fong's," Johnson-Smith told Yahoo! Shine. "It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."

And that's why restaurants aren't "family friendly."

Your children are horrible!  They are not society friendly!
2013-07-18 09:24:11 PM  
2 votes:
I think the waitress is a dyke....but she has good taste.
2013-07-18 09:22:37 PM  
2 votes:
That's a great viral social marketing campaign. Kudos to the intern that came up with that idea for Fong's.

/no, I don't believe anything anymore
2013-07-18 09:22:18 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is useless without pizza.
2013-07-19 11:54:43 AM  
1 votes:
Count me in the camp of, "If you think breastfeeding in public is weird, then you should probably examine your own feelings on the subject."  Besides, I love being titillated by the sight of bare breasts in public.
2013-07-19 10:02:38 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Gabrielmot: Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

Actually, yes.

New dad here. I was in your position a few years ago, and my wife and I know that screaming kids ruin everyone's meal out. Now that we've had a kid, we occasionally still want to go out. We do it when the restaurants typically have no other customers... either late or early for lunch, dinner, etc. (just in case the kid starts a screaming fit, in which case, we take her outside -luckily so far, she's been an angel in restaurants, not a word).

However, to give you an example of how kid unfriendly restaurants are... we went to Chipotle (which we both love) and the baby soiled her diaper. So we went into the restroom to look for a changing table... nothing. We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.

Did we change her on our dining table? No, we packed our food and left.

Next time you go out, seriously look for things like changing tables, and then look at how clean they are. If you find one, most of them you wouldn't want to put your kid down on, even with something to cover the surface. Target, Babie's 'R' Us, Walmart, your local grocery store... you know... places where you'd *expect* to see kids... these are atrocious.

One day, if you ever leave your parent's basement and order a mail order spouse and end up with a kid that may or may not be yours... you'll understand how difficult companies make it for parents, and how difficult a dirty diaper can be to solve when there's no where to change it. When poop is literally *leaking* out of a diaper (diaper explosion), you really can't just go to your car and sit them down to change them because the business you just went in decided not to spend maybe $100 on purchasing a changing station, or 10 seconds of time cleaning it once a day.

While we wouldn't do it, I'm starting to understand why some parents change their kids at the dining table now. You should be mad at the owner ...


:-) just wait, you'll understand. But yeah, you're right, it was just a slightly awkward time at Chipotle...

(if there was some serious, non-snark in that post)... No, parents aren't oppressed, but businesses really don't make it easy for them either.  Those few times you manage to get out, it would be *nice* if there was a clean changing table available in every bathroom.

Yeah, we're the ones that decided to have a child, but so did your parents. If a clean changing table keeps one kid from getting upset and throwing a shiat storm, or one bad parent from changing a diaper next to you while you eat... Isn't it worth it?
2013-07-18 11:58:47 PM  
1 votes:
Thought for the day:

Out of all the things in Nature, there is one that exists for the sole purpose of benefitting and comforting Man -- the boobie.   Yes, the humble boob is the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man of the Universe, the only thing among the entire pestilential legion of living things that loves and nurtures you and would never harm you...

I was going to wax eloquent about boobies, but I find my pants are fitting funny and I need to lay down.

Sorry.
2013-07-18 11:13:19 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, and BTW, this article is 33-year-old-white-soccer-mom problems.
2013-07-18 11:10:09 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

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I remember that cover. It's pornographic. I don't particularly care that it's pornographic, but it is.
2013-07-18 11:06:05 PM  
1 votes:
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing." 

Sounds like her honey container needed a good kicking for bringing those brats into a restaurant.
2013-07-18 10:19:46 PM  
1 votes:
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair,

Oh yeah... Great parent.
Keep your g.d. crotch fruit at home if you can't control the little a-holes.
2013-07-18 09:53:18 PM  
1 votes:
I realize this is isn't typically a place for "serious" comments but it hit a nerve with me. We just had a kid and had been told from day one, "breast feed breast feed breast feed" and made to think that if you aren't breast feeding you are doing something wrong. Well, come to find out my wife is in that small percentage of women that just doesn't produce enough milk for our son to be sustained on. All of that to say this, if you can't breast feed it's okay and the health of your kid comes first. Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Now that the rant is done: I would love a crab ragoon pizza.
2013-07-18 09:49:16 PM  
1 votes:
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."n

Ya, thanks assholes!
Oh and, you're not special. Women have been getting free shiat for eons just for showing their tits!

/boobies :-)
2013-07-18 09:44:15 PM  
1 votes:
Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?
2013-07-18 09:36:04 PM  
1 votes:
How big we're her pepperoni's?
2013-07-18 09:24:48 PM  
1 votes:
Some perv is getting off on the show and she thinks she is being commended for her bravery?
2013-07-18 07:26:56 PM  
1 votes:
I'd breastfeed from it.
2013-07-18 07:26:18 PM  
1 votes:
I dunno.. Ramirez Brothers Sushi is pretty darn tasty..

/I'll buy her a pizza if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
2013-07-18 07:17:14 PM  
1 votes:
"Fong's Pizza"?

What, they couldn't get reservations at McSorley's House of Chicken and Waffles? Zorba's Taco Cantina was full up?
 
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