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2013-07-18 07:17:14 PM
"Fong's Pizza"?

What, they couldn't get reservations at McSorley's House of Chicken and Waffles? Zorba's Taco Cantina was full up?
 
2013-07-18 07:26:18 PM
I dunno.. Ramirez Brothers Sushi is pretty darn tasty..

/I'll buy her a pizza if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-18 07:26:56 PM
I'd breastfeed from it.
 
2013-07-18 09:22:18 PM
This thread is useless without pizza.
 
2013-07-18 09:22:37 PM
That's a great viral social marketing campaign. Kudos to the intern that came up with that idea for Fong's.

/no, I don't believe anything anymore
 
2013-07-18 09:24:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Fong's Pizza"?

What, they couldn't get reservations at McSorley's House of Chicken and Waffles? Zorba's Taco Cantina was full up?


Weren't we just talking about Chinese pizza yesterday (in the crazy crossbow guy slash free french fries thread)?
 
2013-07-18 09:24:11 PM
I think the waitress is a dyke....but she has good taste.
 
2013-07-18 09:24:25 PM
Good thing she wasn't flatizza
 
2013-07-18 09:24:48 PM
Some perv is getting off on the show and she thinks she is being commended for her bravery?
 
2013-07-18 09:25:11 PM
I haven't seen one of these threads in a while. They are always fun.
 
2013-07-18 09:25:47 PM

ambassador_ahab: I'd breastfeed from it.


JAGUART: This thread is useless without pizza.


How pizza cheese made from human breastmilk?   Hmmmm....
 
2013-07-18 09:26:14 PM
Looks like a fun place:

fongspizza.com

Chinese fighter pilot helmets and skull drinks? Sign me up.

Link to the gallery for your amusement.
 
2013-07-18 09:27:38 PM
I'm too busy trying to figure out what it says about me that I thought the headline said "boots".
 
2013-07-18 09:29:34 PM
Capital F, small o, small n, small g
 
2013-07-18 09:31:59 PM
Fongs is awesome! Crab rangoon pizza. Drinks out of stupid tikki glasses. Good times.
 
2013-07-18 09:32:57 PM
I read that as "boots" as was going to make a Nancy Sinatra reference.
 
2013-07-18 09:34:11 PM
I, for one, welcome our public boobie flashing overlords.
 
2013-07-18 09:34:26 PM

FrancoFile: I read that as "boots" as was going to make a Nancy Sinatra reference.


Holy shiat... get out of my head!!!!
 
2013-07-18 09:36:04 PM
How big we're her pepperoni's?
 
2013-07-18 09:44:04 PM
A free pizza for breast feeding? Hell, next time me and my wife go to Pizzeria Unos, I'm gonna tell her to whip out a breast to feed me.
 
2013-07-18 09:44:15 PM
Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?
 
2013-07-18 09:44:16 PM
Crab Rangoon pizza sounds delightful.
 
2013-07-18 09:46:03 PM
Cue up Seth MacFarlane.... And a one and a two...
 
2013-07-18 09:46:38 PM
Will I get a free hot dog if I use my penis in public?
 
2013-07-18 09:47:46 PM
Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.
 
2013-07-18 09:48:06 PM

fusillade762: Looks like a fun place:

[fongspizza.com image 670x893]

Chinese fighter pilot helmets and skull drinks? Sign me up.

Link to the gallery for your amusement.


Okay, "Fongolian of the Month" almost made me smile.  They're cool in my book.
 
2013-07-18 09:48:08 PM

captainstudd: Crab Rangoon pizza sounds delightful.


crab rangoon pizza? sign me up
 
2013-07-18 09:49:14 PM
That Lewis Black FU to Texas last night referenced sushi pizza.  I doubt Fong's Pizza is any more extreme.

Anywho, good on them for not freaking out over a mammary gland used in the appropriate way.
 
2013-07-18 09:49:16 PM
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."n

Ya, thanks assholes!
Oh and, you're not special. Women have been getting free shiat for eons just for showing their tits!

/boobies :-)
 
2013-07-18 09:49:56 PM
"I usually don't go downtown for dinner because lots of places aren't family-friendly but I had heard good things about Fong's," Johnson-Smith told Yahoo! Shine. "It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."

And that's why restaurants aren't "family friendly."

Your children are horrible!  They are not society friendly!
 
2013-07-18 09:51:51 PM

No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-18 09:53:18 PM
I realize this is isn't typically a place for "serious" comments but it hit a nerve with me. We just had a kid and had been told from day one, "breast feed breast feed breast feed" and made to think that if you aren't breast feeding you are doing something wrong. Well, come to find out my wife is in that small percentage of women that just doesn't produce enough milk for our son to be sustained on. All of that to say this, if you can't breast feed it's okay and the health of your kid comes first. Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Now that the rant is done: I would love a crab ragoon pizza.
 
2013-07-18 09:54:55 PM
I've heard of titty bars but...........titty restaurants? I'm in. RTFA. Meh, whatever.
 
2013-07-18 09:55:19 PM

saber_saw25: Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.


Or maybe she's just not hungry.
 
2013-07-18 09:55:33 PM
That there's some quality MILF.

/what?
 
2013-07-18 09:57:00 PM
"It is amazing how we women can make each other feel when we empower each other."

That's how it starts.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-18 09:57:14 PM
If she as providing live entertainment then it's not unreasonable that she should get some free pizza.
 
2013-07-18 09:59:03 PM
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."

.......sounds like she owed everyone around her a pizza.

/Off
//My
///Lawn
////Punk
 
2013-07-18 10:01:54 PM

vpb: If she as providing live entertainment then it's not unreasonable that she should get some free pizza.


If she would have choreographed the scene and incorporated music, she might have got the whole bill payed for.

Pffft.  Amateur breastfeeding.
 
2013-07-18 10:02:31 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "It is amazing how we women can make each other feel when we empower each other."

That's how it starts.


Is basic cable repair involved?
 
2013-07-18 10:02:54 PM

saber_saw25: I realize this is isn't typically a place for "serious" comments but it hit a nerve with me. We just had a kid and had been told from day one, "breast feed breast feed breast feed" and made to think that if you aren't breast feeding you are doing something wrong. Well, come to find out my wife is in that small percentage of women that just doesn't produce enough milk for our son to be sustained on. All of that to say this, if you can't breast feed it's okay and the health of your kid comes first. Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Now that the rant is done: I would love a crab ragoon pizza.


Well, you lactation-lackers are supposed to go find someone else's breast milk, maybe pay for toxin/disease screening, and cough up $50 a pint!
 
2013-07-18 10:02:55 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "It is amazing how we women can make each other feel when we empower each other."

That's how it starts.


Then they fix the cable?
 
2013-07-18 10:05:02 PM
So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

I haven't been in a restaurant in the past several years where families with screaming, disruptive. misbehaving brats were ever turned away. In fact, those families usually wind up sitting somewhere near me, and then I get glares from the parents if I even look in the direction of their noisy little ADHD snowflakes.

As for breastfeeding in a restaurant: I don't have a problem with it. I agree that doing it discreetly (covered, like this lady was) is typically going to get you fewer stares and whispers from various people (including other people's kids).

What I have a problem with are parents who won't discipline their children when they're misbehaving. Oh, and parents who feel the need to change their baby's diaper at the table, rather than taking it to the restroom. I'm all for throwing out the entire family in either of those instances. Restaurant managers who tolerate this nonsense are actually hurting their businesses in the long run.
 
2013-07-18 10:06:27 PM

cowgirl toffee: vpb: If she as providing live entertainment then it's not unreasonable that she should get some free pizza.

If she would have choreographed the scene and incorporated music, she might have got the whole bill payed for.

Pffft.  Amateur breastfeeding.


Hmph.  I'd like to see you try to do better!
 
2013-07-18 10:06:52 PM
Picture that not on the receipt written in man-like writing...

/Now it's totally farking creepy.
 
2013-07-18 10:07:31 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-07-18 10:10:27 PM

BarkingUnicorn: saber_saw25: I realize this is isn't typically a place for "serious" comments but it hit a nerve with me. We just had a kid and had been told from day one, "breast feed breast feed breast feed" and made to think that if you aren't breast feeding you are doing something wrong. Well, come to find out my wife is in that small percentage of women that just doesn't produce enough milk for our son to be sustained on. All of that to say this, if you can't breast feed it's okay and the health of your kid comes first. Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Now that the rant is done: I would love a crab ragoon pizza.

Well, you lactation-lackers are supposed to go find someone else's breast milk, maybe pay for toxin/disease screening, and cough up $50 a pint!


Yeah there's a reason we invented wet nurses.
 
2013-07-18 10:12:17 PM
Breastfeeding in public campaigns remind me of Green eggs and Ham. In the dark, in a park, in the rain, on a train. In the boat, on a goat, in a tree, out at sea....

Just be discreet, and I'm sure it'll be fine. No need for "Atta girl" notes.
Or should we make people feel bad if for some reason they choose not to breastfeed publically?
 
2013-07-18 10:14:34 PM

skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]


I forgot about the looney. Wonder if she's still doing it. He's singing "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go"
 
2013-07-18 10:17:54 PM

Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?


Up to 2 maybe, I had an aunt who breastfed her kids until they were almost 4. Talk about disturbing.
 
2013-07-18 10:18:06 PM

No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.


I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.
 
2013-07-18 10:19:00 PM
"Thank you for breastfeeding"?

Some people are farking weird.

But hey! Thanks for the money, freak.
 
2013-07-18 10:19:46 PM
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair,

Oh yeah... Great parent.
Keep your g.d. crotch fruit at home if you can't control the little a-holes.
 
2013-07-18 10:19:54 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "It is amazing how we women can make each other feel when we empower each other."

That's how it starts.


Next they'll want the right to vote. Or have teh sexxorzs without guilt or shame.
 
2013-07-18 10:23:59 PM

sendtodave: cowgirl toffee: vpb: If she as providing live entertainment then it's not unreasonable that she should get some free pizza.

If she would have choreographed the scene and incorporated music, she might have got the whole bill payed for.

Pffft.  Amateur breastfeeding.

Hmph.  I'd like to see you try to do better!


I would stick my fingers in the marinara sauce and lick it off, slowly, while breastfeeding... AND staring at the waitress. "mmmmm-mmm-mmmmm."
 
2013-07-18 10:28:59 PM

LordOfThePings: saber_saw25: Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Or maybe she's just not hungry.


I laughed so hard milk came out of my moobs
 
2013-07-18 10:30:13 PM

cowgirl toffee: sendtodave: cowgirl toffee: vpb: If she as providing live entertainment then it's not unreasonable that she should get some free pizza.

If she would have choreographed the scene and incorporated music, she might have got the whole bill payed for.

Pffft.  Amateur breastfeeding.

Hmph.  I'd like to see you try to do better!

I would stick my fingers in the marinara sauce and lick it off, slowly, while breastfeeding... AND staring at the waitress. "mmmmm-mmm-mmmmm."


Ooooonce... there was this girl who, breastfed and licked sauce off her fingers...

/mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm...
 
2013-07-18 10:32:00 PM
Ugh... The thread had to remind me of the disturbing Attachment Parenting movement.

Between parents who breastfeed kids into their school years, and parents from the "Elimination Communication" movement who let their kids pee and crap everywhere without diapers, I'm really starting to wonder what the hell is wrong with young parents. Some of you kids (I'm talking 20-somethings, here) are really farked in the head.
 
2013-07-18 10:38:16 PM

cowgirl toffee: I would stick my fingers in the marinara sauce and lick it off, slowly, while breastfeeding... AND staring at the waitress. "mmmmm-mmm-mmmmm."


i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-18 10:38:34 PM
I'd toss some beads to her.
 
2013-07-18 10:47:31 PM

TuteTibiImperes: but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.


/not sure if trolling, but...

Because mothers of babies should not be allowed outside of the home (babies don't feed on a schedule, do you want a starving screeching baby, or a quiet one?)... or yes, very reasonable to make her and a nursing baby feed in a cramped stall surrounded by piss and shiat. If you're so offended, take your dinner there.
 
2013-07-18 10:49:03 PM

skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]


That photo still creeps me the f*ck out. It's one thing to breastfeed your baby past a certain age, but pulling out a tit to have him suck on it for fun and snap a photo? Time for child services.

"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing."

The restaurant would have been well within its rights to charge her triple just to try and recover all the repeat business they probably lost because of her. I hope they at least made her to take the now-diseased honey container home, now that her crotchfruit has been slobbering on it.
 
2013-07-18 10:55:49 PM

skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]


Some women get aroused (some to the point of orgasm) while breastfeeding. I just wanted to mention that.
 
2013-07-18 10:57:32 PM

No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.


I just don't understand how breastfeeding could be weird. We literally evolved doing it, have fed our children like that always... and somehow feeding a baby with milk a woman's own body makes for it is supposedly "weird". Huh?
 
2013-07-18 10:57:53 PM

piercedgeek: TuteTibiImperes: but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.

/not sure if trolling, but...

Because mothers of babies should not be allowed outside of the home (babies don't feed on a schedule, do you want a starving screeching baby, or a quiet one?)... or yes, very reasonable to make her and a nursing baby feed in a cramped stall surrounded by piss and shiat. If you're so offended, take your dinner there.


There are breast pumps to reserve breast milk for later use, or you could just not take the kid out in public until it's old enough to not start crying because it isn't being fed immediately.

Any place where going topless (for men or women) should be OK for breastfeeding - so parks or the beach are A-OK.  If you're someplace where taking your shirt off is not permitted, such as a restaurant, you shouldn't be breastfeeding there.
 
2013-07-18 11:06:05 PM
"It was chaotic-I had one kid licking the honey container on the table, another standing on his chair, and my baby was fussing." 

Sounds like her honey container needed a good kicking for bringing those brats into a restaurant.
 
2013-07-18 11:08:00 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]

Some women get aroused (some to the point of orgasm) while breastfeeding. I just wanted to mention that.


Also, breastfeeding burns between 300 and 500 calories/day. Good excuse to pig out a bit and still fit into those skinny jeans.
 
2013-07-18 11:10:09 PM

skinink: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]


I remember that cover. It's pornographic. I don't particularly care that it's pornographic, but it is.
 
2013-07-18 11:10:53 PM
Des Moines native here, Fong's is as awesome as it looks and this news just made the place all the more awesome. These guys have some amazing pizzas, eggrolls, drinks, and other creative foods. The place is pretty much a cross between a pizza place, a Chinese restaurant, and a tiki bar and is easily one of the most popular places in the Des Moines metro. Check it out if you're ever in town, you will NOT regret it.
 
2013-07-18 11:12:22 PM
I used to be against breastfeeding in restaurants (well, not really, I was just trolling) until one day I was in a restaurant this ridiculously cute young Jewish mother started breastfeeding in the table right in front of me.  She had a cover on but I was turned on just knowing that someone was sucking her little puppies.

Ever since that time, I am totally for breastfeeding in restaurants, as long as
the mother is cute.
 
2013-07-18 11:12:29 PM
img838.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-18 11:12:57 PM
The waitress paid for her pizza. Not the restaurant. Good on the waitress. That was nice of her.
 
2013-07-18 11:13:19 PM
Oh, and BTW, this article is 33-year-old-white-soccer-mom problems.
 
2013-07-18 11:14:28 PM
I don't care if the kid sucks on dad's dick as long as it shuts it up in the restaurant, movies, and plane.

That being said, that Time magazine chick is hot.
 
2013-07-18 11:14:57 PM
And one more comment.  You know who the most suffering human being in America is right now?

That's woman's 12 year old.
 
2013-07-18 11:18:10 PM

See You Next Tuesday: TuteTibiImperes: Any place where going topless (for men or women) should be OK for breastfeeding so parks or the beach are A-OK

Oh just shut the f*** up.


Your handle is appropriate.
 
2013-07-18 11:18:17 PM

cowgirl toffee: [img838.imageshack.us image 746x557]


There's something really wrong with you.  Some therapy and xanax might not be the wrong answer :D

/I came.
 
2013-07-18 11:19:22 PM

Jesus Farking Christ: cowgirl toffee: [img838.imageshack.us image 746x557]

There's something really wrong with you.  Some therapy and xanax might not be the wrong answer :D

/I came.


You liked it... and you know it.  :P
 
2013-07-18 11:26:33 PM
those things are for babies-
l.yimg.com
 
2013-07-18 11:26:37 PM

Gleeman: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

Up to 2 maybe, I had an aunt who breastfed her kids until they were almost 4. Talk about disturbing.


Two is pushing it. My wife fed my first son until he was about 14 months, and my second until he was about 10 months. By that time, they can eat baby food.

Nately's Whore: Also, breastfeeding burns between 300 and 500 calories/day. Good excuse to pig out a bit and still fit into those skinny jeans.


I'd be surprised if it was that little. My wife lost about 70 pounds, while she was breastfeeding.
 
2013-07-18 11:34:42 PM

aerojockey: And one more comment.  You know who the most suffering human being in America is right now?

That's woman's 12 year old.


Wat?


mooseyfate: Whatchoo Talkinbout: "It is amazing how we women can make each other feel when we empower each other."

That's how it starts.

Is basic cable repair involved?


Dammit. Less than a minute!
 
2013-07-18 11:38:33 PM
Only the mentally ill actually breastfeed in public.  Thankfully, most women have no problem finding a private place to do their titting, er, bidding, and don't subject the rest of us to it.  It's only the fat psycho hosebeasts that constantly have to shove it down your throat for no other reason than that they can.
 
2013-07-18 11:49:33 PM
No hero tag?
This woman is a woman, and was a woman while womaning.
 
2013-07-18 11:57:01 PM
Lady was trying to feed her kid under a blanket, (which is about the most modest way to do it, short of pumping/bottling at home, which I've been led to believe some people just can't deal with for whatever reasons) and was so paranoid about being stared at that she went out to the car? Yipes, you'd think by kid #3 she'd have loosened up a little.

Good on the waitress. Definitely one for the "humans don't entirely suck" column.
 
2013-07-18 11:58:47 PM
Thought for the day:

Out of all the things in Nature, there is one that exists for the sole purpose of benefitting and comforting Man -- the boobie.   Yes, the humble boob is the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man of the Universe, the only thing among the entire pestilential legion of living things that loves and nurtures you and would never harm you...

I was going to wax eloquent about boobies, but I find my pants are fitting funny and I need to lay down.

Sorry.
 
2013-07-19 12:00:43 AM
When I first read the receipt, i was like, "What a perv! And what a terrible thing to do to make this lady so self-conscious of her breastfeeding!" I'm still not sure what the real motivation behind it amounts to...'congrats, you feed your children when they're hungry, so I bought you a pizza in support'?
 
2013-07-19 12:02:31 AM
News flash -
Curtain Climbers get hungry at the dangedest times.
Mom's feed them.

*sheesh*
sloooooowwww news day
 
2013-07-19 12:16:12 AM

saber_saw25: I realize this is isn't typically a place for "serious" comments but it hit a nerve with me. We just had a kid and had been told from day one, "breast feed breast feed breast feed" and made to think that if you aren't breast feeding you are doing something wrong. Well, come to find out my wife is in that small percentage of women that just doesn't produce enough milk for our son to be sustained on. All of that to say this, if you can't breast feed it's okay and the health of your kid comes first. Also, if you see a woman not breast feeding it doesn't imply she's a bad parent.

Now that the rant is done: I would love a crab ragoon pizza.


Word. A good friend of mine couldn't nurse and caught hell from this La Leche League nazi who saw her giving the kid a bottle. First of all, can't breast milk be like, frozen, thawed and decanted into bottles, for when the dad is watching the kid? And second, what the eff is up with La Leche League in general? I can see them being a nice resource and all, but when they start picking on innocent, stressed mommies, that is not cool.

/I'll breastfeed if I can, but not in public if it can be avoided.
//that's why the good Lord made deep-cycle marine batteries, portable AC units and aftermarket car window tint. Future Kid can suck boob in the back of a sketchy van like an adult.
 
2013-07-19 12:20:35 AM

fusillade762: aerojockey: And one more comment. You know who the most suffering human being in America is right now?

That's woman's 12 year old.

Wat?


Have you never been 12 years old?  At 12, the last thing you want is for you own mother to make national news for getting a free pizza for breastfeeding in public.  You'll note that the 12-year-old is nowhere to be seen in the "family" photo.
 
2013-07-19 12:22:25 AM

Marcintosh: News flash -
Curtain Climbers get hungry at the dangedest times.
Mom's feed them.


Oh great, another moron who doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.  Ok, wise guy, let me ask you: Mom's what feed them?

Oh...
 
2013-07-19 12:33:58 AM

ShannonKW: Thought for the day:

Out of all the things in Nature, there is one that exists for the sole purpose of benefitting and comforting Man -- the boobie.   Yes, the humble boob is the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man of the Universe, the only thing among the entire pestilential legion of living things that loves and nurtures you and would never harm you...

I was going to wax eloquent about boobies, but I find my pants are fitting funny and I need to lay down.

Sorry.


You lie down. People lie down, they don't lay down. People lay objects on the bed but they lie on the bed.
 
2013-07-19 12:35:49 AM

TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.


Jesus Christ, get over it, you pussies!  It's just a breast.
 
2013-07-19 12:39:13 AM

Dreamless: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.

Jesus Christ, get over it, you pussies!  It's just a breast.


I have no issues with breasts.  If we want to make it appropriate for women to bear them in more locations, great, and breastfeeding would be fine in those places too.  What I don't like is the entitlement, the thought process of 'I'm a mother, so that means I can whip it out where other people can't and let my baby suckle wherever I please'.
 
2013-07-19 12:42:48 AM
This is malicious lactal distribution
 
2013-07-19 01:01:44 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Dreamless: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.

Jesus Christ, get over it, you pussies!  It's just a breast.

I have no issues with breasts.  If we want to make it appropriate for women to bear them in more locations, great, and breastfeeding would be fine in those places too.  What I don't like is the entitlement, the thought process of 'I'm a mother, so that means I can whip it out where other people can't and let my baby suckle wherever I please'.


Yep.

Entitled mother, horrible kids.

On the other hand, patriarchy.
 
2013-07-19 01:03:58 AM
That's not sexy at all
 
2013-07-19 01:55:24 AM
Careful, you start empowering them and pretty soon they'll want to vote.
 
2013-07-19 01:55:24 AM

Summa cum loudly: I think the waitress is a dyke....but she has good taste.


Must have been... I mean, breastfeeding? Really? It's not like she was doing something noteworthy here like treating a kid with down syndrome to a pizza party or something...
 
2013-07-19 01:56:19 AM
Sure, but if I look at a breastfeeding woman, and say, offer to buy her a drink, everyone calls me creepy.  Just because I'm open minded and think, hey, just because you are nursing doesn't mean you are involved.  I tell ya.
 
2013-07-19 02:34:42 AM

aerojockey: fusillade762: aerojockey: And one more comment. You know who the most suffering human being in America is right now?

That's woman's 12 year old.

Wat?

Have you never been 12 years old?  At 12, the last thing you want is for you own mother to make national news for getting a free pizza for breastfeeding in public.  You'll note that the 12-year-old is nowhere to be seen in the "family" photo.


Where did you dig up this 12-year-old?

From TFA:

their three kids, ages 4, 3, and 12 months
 
2013-07-19 02:49:26 AM

fusillade762: their three kids, ages 4, 3, and 12 months


Obviously a 12-year-old kid whose name is "Months", duh.  Which means mom has now embarrased little Months yet again.
 
2013-07-19 02:59:11 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Dreamless: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.

Jesus Christ, get over it, you pussies!  It's just a breast.

I have no issues with breasts.  If we want to make it appropriate for women to bear them in more locations, great, and breastfeeding would be fine in those places too.  What I don't like is the entitlement, the thought process of 'I'm a mother, so that means I can whip it out where other people can't and let my baby suckle wherever I please'.


And how do we go about "making it appropriate?"
 
2013-07-19 03:38:33 AM

fusillade762: aerojockey: fusillade762: aerojockey: And one more comment. You know who the most suffering human being in America is right now?

That's woman's 12 year old.

Wat?

Have you never been 12 years old?  At 12, the last thing you want is for you own mother to make national news for getting a free pizza for breastfeeding in public.  You'll note that the 12-year-old is nowhere to be seen in the "family" photo.

Where did you dig up this 12-year-old?

From TFA:

their three kids, ages 4, 3, and 12 months


What I don't get is how she can have three children whose ages are 3, 4, and 12 months. Two of them would have to be adopted. Even a cat takes longer than a month to gestate a baby.
 
2013-07-19 05:22:00 AM
I'd pay her to use them in public too.
 
2013-07-19 06:04:41 AM

HotWingAgenda: What I don't get is how she can have three children whose ages are 3, 4, and 12 months. Two of them would have to be adopted. Even a cat takes longer than a month to gestate a baby.


I think it means they are four years old, three years old, and one year old.
 
2013-07-19 07:51:28 AM
"If paying with a debit card your bank may hold 20% or more as a pending charge for gratuity on your account for up to 7 business days?"

Well PHUQ YOU, Fong. I'm off to Pizza Hut.
 
2013-07-19 08:35:12 AM
When my wife was breast feeding, she'd tell me how uncomfortable it was when she had to breast feed in public. As a progressive, enlightened human being, I decided to show my solidarity and support for her, and protest her oppression. So the next time we were at Red Robin, I whipped up my shirt and let hungry little Braydynnn (our 4-year old) suckle at my teat.

Did I get a free pizza? Noooooooo...
 
2013-07-19 08:45:21 AM
This is TITS!
/can't believe no one else said it.
 
2013-07-19 09:13:45 AM

TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete


Don't watch. Don't suggest that anyone should eat or be fed in a restroom without being called (in this case) a dirty perv.
 
2013-07-19 09:20:33 AM

andersoncouncil42: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete

Don't watch. Don't suggest that anyone should eat or be fed in a restroom without being called (in this case) a dirty perv.


So if I'm masturbating in public, just don't watch.
 
2013-07-19 09:35:15 AM

Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?


Actually, yes.

New dad here. I was in your position a few years ago, and my wife and I know that screaming kids ruin everyone's meal out. Now that we've had a kid, we occasionally still want to go out. We do it when the restaurants typically have no other customers... either late or early for lunch, dinner, etc. (just in case the kid starts a screaming fit, in which case, we take her outside -luckily so far, she's been an angel in restaurants, not a word).

However, to give you an example of how kid unfriendly restaurants are... we went to Chipotle (which we both love) and the baby soiled her diaper. So we went into the restroom to look for a changing table... nothing. We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.

Did we change her on our dining table? No, we packed our food and left.

Next time you go out, seriously look for things like changing tables, and then look at how clean they are. If you find one, most of them you wouldn't want to put your kid down on, even with something to cover the surface. Target, Babie's 'R' Us, Walmart, your local grocery store... you know... places where you'd *expect* to see kids... these are atrocious.

One day, if you ever leave your parent's basement and order a mail order spouse and end up with a kid that may or may not be yours... you'll understand how difficult companies make it for parents, and how difficult a dirty diaper can be to solve when there's no where to change it. When poop is literally *leaking* out of a diaper (diaper explosion), you really can't just go to your car and sit them down to change them because the business you just went in decided not to spend maybe $100 on purchasing a changing station, or 10 seconds of time cleaning it once a day.

While we wouldn't do it, I'm starting to understand why some parents change their kids at the dining table now. You should be mad at the owners in most cases, not the parents.
 
2013-07-19 09:42:08 AM

Gabrielmot: Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

Actually, yes.

New dad here. I was in your position a few years ago, and my wife and I know that screaming kids ruin everyone's meal out. Now that we've had a kid, we occasionally still want to go out. We do it when the restaurants typically have no other customers... either late or early for lunch, dinner, etc. (just in case the kid starts a screaming fit, in which case, we take her outside -luckily so far, she's been an angel in restaurants, not a word).

However, to give you an example of how kid unfriendly restaurants are... we went to Chipotle (which we both love) and the baby soiled her diaper. So we went into the restroom to look for a changing table... nothing. We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.

Did we change her on our dining table? No, we packed our food and left.

Next time you go out, seriously look for things like changing tables, and then look at how clean they are. If you find one, most of them you wouldn't want to put your kid down on, even with something to cover the surface. Target, Babie's 'R' Us, Walmart, your local grocery store... you know... places where you'd *expect* to see kids... these are atrocious.

One day, if you ever leave your parent's basement and order a mail order spouse and end up with a kid that may or may not be yours... you'll understand how difficult companies make it for parents, and how difficult a dirty diaper can be to solve when there's no where to change it. When poop is literally *leaking* out of a diaper (diaper explosion), you really can't just go to your car and sit them down to change them because the business you just went in decided not to spend maybe $100 on purchasing a changing station, or 10 seconds of time cleaning it once a day.

While we wouldn't do it, I'm starting to understand why some parents change their kids at the dining table now. You should be mad at the owners in most ca ...


Good Christ, are you serious? You had a slightly awkward time at Chipotle? Parent truly are the most oppressed people who ever lived.
 
2013-07-19 10:02:38 AM

WhippingBoy: Gabrielmot: Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

Actually, yes.

New dad here. I was in your position a few years ago, and my wife and I know that screaming kids ruin everyone's meal out. Now that we've had a kid, we occasionally still want to go out. We do it when the restaurants typically have no other customers... either late or early for lunch, dinner, etc. (just in case the kid starts a screaming fit, in which case, we take her outside -luckily so far, she's been an angel in restaurants, not a word).

However, to give you an example of how kid unfriendly restaurants are... we went to Chipotle (which we both love) and the baby soiled her diaper. So we went into the restroom to look for a changing table... nothing. We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.

Did we change her on our dining table? No, we packed our food and left.

Next time you go out, seriously look for things like changing tables, and then look at how clean they are. If you find one, most of them you wouldn't want to put your kid down on, even with something to cover the surface. Target, Babie's 'R' Us, Walmart, your local grocery store... you know... places where you'd *expect* to see kids... these are atrocious.

One day, if you ever leave your parent's basement and order a mail order spouse and end up with a kid that may or may not be yours... you'll understand how difficult companies make it for parents, and how difficult a dirty diaper can be to solve when there's no where to change it. When poop is literally *leaking* out of a diaper (diaper explosion), you really can't just go to your car and sit them down to change them because the business you just went in decided not to spend maybe $100 on purchasing a changing station, or 10 seconds of time cleaning it once a day.

While we wouldn't do it, I'm starting to understand why some parents change their kids at the dining table now. You should be mad at the owner ...


:-) just wait, you'll understand. But yeah, you're right, it was just a slightly awkward time at Chipotle...

(if there was some serious, non-snark in that post)... No, parents aren't oppressed, but businesses really don't make it easy for them either.  Those few times you manage to get out, it would be *nice* if there was a clean changing table available in every bathroom.

Yeah, we're the ones that decided to have a child, but so did your parents. If a clean changing table keeps one kid from getting upset and throwing a shiat storm, or one bad parent from changing a diaper next to you while you eat... Isn't it worth it?
 
2013-07-19 10:02:58 AM
Kids over a year old don't need to be breastfeeding.
 
2013-07-19 10:12:43 AM
She appears capable.

www.carterburwell.com
 
2013-07-19 10:39:00 AM

aerojockey: fusillade762: their three kids, ages 4, 3, and 12 months

Obviously a 12-year-old kid whose name is "Months", duh.  Which means mom has now embarrased little Months yet again.


So just February?
 
2013-07-19 10:44:56 AM

Gabrielmot: We asked the management if they had a changing table... nope.


This really is the most frustrating part. And many of the places that actually do bother to get one, don't get it for the mens room as well. Being a full time dad for the first year of my first son's life, and still spending quite a bit of time with him and the second one since going back to working, I'd REALLY appreciate a changing table now and then. Can't put into words how much I love having a Subaru outback since having kids... I think I've changed more diapers out of the back of that thing than anywhere else, possibly even more than the changing table inside the house.
Oh quick tip: I believe every single Home Depot has one in the mens

And Re: "go nurse in the car" erm yeah, I think most cars leave a nursing woman more exposed and "on display" than the quiet side of a restaurant.

Re: "use a cover!" some babies refuse to eat with one and will just scream.
 
2013-07-19 10:50:34 AM

TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete.


Why?
 
2013-07-19 11:54:43 AM
Count me in the camp of, "If you think breastfeeding in public is weird, then you should probably examine your own feelings on the subject."  Besides, I love being titillated by the sight of bare breasts in public.
 
2013-07-19 11:56:29 AM

WhippingBoy: andersoncouncil42: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete

Don't watch. Don't suggest that anyone should eat or be fed in a restroom without being called (in this case) a dirty perv.

So if I'm masturbating in public, just don't watch.


This explains pretty much every argument against breast feeding in public: People like you are creepy individuals that can't see the difference between a sexual act and woman caring for her offspring. That's your hang-up, not everyone else's.

/really? Equating masterbating in public to breast feeding? You're an idiot.
 
2013-07-19 11:57:06 AM

A Leaf in Fall: Count me in the camp of, "If you think breastfeeding in public is weird, then you should probably examine your own feelings on the subject."  Besides, I love being titillated by the sight of bare breasts in public.


Agreed, there's even a beautiful flowchart about it!
abortiongang.wpengine.com
 
2013-07-19 12:44:18 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Any place where going topless (for men or women) should be OK for breastfeeding - so parks or the beach are A-OK. If you're someplace where taking your shirt off is not permitted, such as a restaurant, you shouldn't be breastfeeding there.


This might me the most reasoned response to breastinistas I have ever heard.

who are you and why are you on FARK?
 
2013-07-19 01:32:43 PM

mooseyfate: WhippingBoy: andersoncouncil42: TuteTibiImperes: No Soap Radio: Breastfeeding in public is a little weird. I said it.

I agree.  I think breastfeeding is a great idea, there's plenty of scientific evidence that it's good for the kid, etc, but do it at home, or if you absolutely have to do it while out go out to your car, or the restroom, or somewhere else discrete

Don't watch. Don't suggest that anyone should eat or be fed in a restroom without being called (in this case) a dirty perv.

So if I'm masturbating in public, just don't watch.

This explains pretty much every argument against breast feeding in public: People like you are creepy individuals that can't see the difference between a sexual act and woman caring for her offspring. That's your hang-up, not everyone else's.

/really? Equating masterbating in public to breast feeding? You're an idiot.


Sometimes you've got an itch that you just need to scratch. Who are you to judge?
 
2013-07-19 03:24:41 PM

Gleeman: Internet Meme Rogers: Ew, she's still breastfeeding a 1 year old?

Up to 2 maybe, I had an aunt who breastfed her kids until they were almost 4. Talk about disturbing.


Breastfeeding until age 3, 4 or 5 - more common than you think

Breast-feeding a 3-year-old is normal, anthropologist says
 
2013-07-19 03:28:47 PM

Fark Me To Tears: So the mother is claiming that most restaurants aren't family friendly? Really?

I haven't been in a restaurant in the past several years where families with screaming, disruptive. misbehaving brats were ever turned away. In fact, those families usually wind up sitting somewhere near me, and then I get glares from the parents if I even look in the direction of their noisy little ADHD snowflakes.

As for breastfeeding in a restaurant: I don't have a problem with it. I agree that doing it discreetly (covered, like this lady was) is typically going to get you fewer stares and whispers from various people (including other people's kids).

What I have a problem with are parents who won't discipline their children when they're misbehaving. Oh, and parents who feel the need to change their baby's diaper at the table, rather than taking it to the restroom. I'm all for throwing out the entire family in either of those instances. Restaurant managers who tolerate this nonsense are actually hurting their businesses in the long run.


Speaking as someone who is all for breastfeeding in public... THAT is completely uncalled for and a health violation to boot. Food is at the table. Poop is in the bathroom. It's a simple concept.
 
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