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(The Raw Story)   Massachusetts man says Stevie Nicks told him to steal ferry boat   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Stevie Nicks, Massachusetts, ferry, Judge Thomas C. Horgan, Boston Harbor, Fleetwood Mac, Suffolk District Attorney, Samuel LeClair  
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2013-07-18 09:32:37 PM  
2 votes:
If circa 1976 Stevie told me to Steal a Ferry, I would steal that farkin ferry!
2013-07-18 05:27:55 PM  
2 votes:
He was just trying to go his own way.
2013-07-18 04:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.
2013-07-18 03:55:11 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-18 07:38:57 PM  
1 vote:
Well.... she turned me into a newt!
2013-07-18 06:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
She might well say that in one of her songs--who the hell knows! For instance: #t =138s

The long-haired goat, the second time to set the plates,
You touch my hat, and you smile, all the way back to your helicopter!
Now, Bob Hope, and if I break, oooh,what a backwood elk someday...
2013-07-18 06:33:45 PM  
1 vote:
The man was on the edge of seventeen. I'm sure they won't try him as an adult.
2013-07-18 06:25:58 PM  
1 vote:
And Mama Cass told me to make a ham sandwich.
2013-07-18 05:54:12 PM  
1 vote:

Piizzadude: but did he pay the ferryman?

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Don't Do IT!!!!
2013-07-18 05:49:25 PM  
1 vote:
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and what I like doing most of all is bangin' whuuures!
2013-07-18 05:46:46 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': until he told them it was just rumours

Sure but if you don't stop you get arrested and lose the option to go your own way. It starts out with little lies but the thrill of criminal activity and the big love of that adrenaline rush can become an albatross around your neck. Monday morning you are saying "Oh Daddy, what did I do?" You life becomes nothing but storms and you hope for a sad angel to come to your aid. You become hypnotized by the feeling but become lost, as if in a Bermuda Triangle. Eventually you realize that the chain holding you back has kept you from becoming a man of the world. If you dont change you will be like a gypsy. I can tell you from personal experience, I don't want to know what opportunities this kind of behavior has cost me. I know I am never going back again. Oh well.
2013-07-18 05:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe they heard him wrong... and it was Steamy Nicks that told him to do it?

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2013-07-18 05:30:51 PM  
1 vote:
In other words, Stevie Nicks a boat.
2013-07-18 05:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

Solid State Vittles: He was just trying to go his own way.

Till the landslide brought him down.
2013-07-18 05:29:02 PM  
1 vote:
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Who the hell listens to talking goats?
2013-07-18 05:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
Stevie told me to order the fajita plate.
2013-07-18 03:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
He should have listened to Chris de Burgh who clearly told him "Don't steal the ferry boat."
2013-07-18 03:47:34 PM  
1 vote:
♪♫♪  Now here you go again, you say you want a plea deal ♪♫♪
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