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(The Raw Story)   Massachusetts man says Stevie Nicks told him to steal ferry boat   (rawstory.com) divider line 61
    More: Amusing, Stevie Nicks, Massachusetts, ferry, Judge Thomas C. Horgan, Boston Harbor, Fleetwood Mac, Suffolk District Attorney, Samuel LeClair  
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2013-07-18 03:47:34 PM
♪♫♪  Now here you go again, you say you want a plea deal ♪♫♪
 
2013-07-18 03:52:50 PM
He should have listened to Chris de Burgh who clearly told him "Don't steal the ferry boat."
 
2013-07-18 03:55:11 PM
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2013-07-18 04:03:03 PM
Because fording the river is always such a bad idea

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2013-07-18 04:06:05 PM
That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.
 
2013-07-18 04:12:49 PM
♪♫♪ The sea casts its spell on you
And it won't forget you
I know you wanted this boat
But the Coast Guard won't let you ♪♫♪
 
2013-07-18 04:13:11 PM
www.rawstory.com

Is this a recent photo? She looks pretty good!
 
2013-07-18 04:39:23 PM
I'm gonna steal myself a ferry boat.
Never to return again.
 
2013-07-18 04:56:29 PM

Mugato: That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.


Masturbate furiously? Oh, wait, that's Kate Upton...not even close to the same thing.
 
2013-07-18 05:27:02 PM

Mugato: That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.


Was she the one who told Mel Gibson to hate the Jews?
 
2013-07-18 05:27:43 PM
Stevie told me to order the fajita plate.
 
2013-07-18 05:27:55 PM
He was just trying to go his own way.
 
2013-07-18 05:28:32 PM
Swim back, swim back!
 
2013-07-18 05:29:02 PM
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Who the hell listens to talking goats?
 
2013-07-18 05:30:13 PM

Solid State Vittles: He was just trying to go his own way.


Till the landslide brought him down.
 
2013-07-18 05:30:27 PM
She always wants me to rob Whataburgers.

/obscure
 
2013-07-18 05:30:32 PM
Stevie Nicks tells everyone to steal the ferry boat.  Doesn't mean you have to do it.

Some people are so gullible.
 
2013-07-18 05:30:51 PM
In other words, Stevie Nicks a boat.
 
2013-07-18 05:31:40 PM

Mugato: That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.


Golf clap
 
2013-07-18 05:31:55 PM
until he told them it was just rumours
 
2013-07-18 05:33:36 PM
What about Lindsey Buckingham?
 
2013-07-18 05:33:59 PM
Is it the day of "ZOMG I'm in truble, but (insert celebrity name here) told me too do eet!" or something? There's a guy in Washington that was announced to have said Joe Biden told him to fire a shotgun at some idiots who were trying to steal his car.
 
2013-07-18 05:34:02 PM
but did he pay the ferryman?
 
2013-07-18 05:35:34 PM
Maybe they heard him wrong... and it was Steamy Nicks that told him to do it?

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2013-07-18 05:45:28 PM
 
2013-07-18 05:46:21 PM
If Stevie Nix wants a stolen ferry boat, then Stevie Nix gets a stolen ferry boar.
 
2013-07-18 05:46:46 PM

busy chillin': until he told them it was just rumours


Sure but if you don't stop you get arrested and lose the option to go your own way. It starts out with little lies but the thrill of criminal activity and the big love of that adrenaline rush can become an albatross around your neck. Monday morning you are saying "Oh Daddy, what did I do?" You life becomes nothing but storms and you hope for a sad angel to come to your aid. You become hypnotized by the feeling but become lost, as if in a Bermuda Triangle. Eventually you realize that the chain holding you back has kept you from becoming a man of the world. If you dont change you will be like a gypsy. I can tell you from personal experience, I don't want to know what opportunities this kind of behavior has cost me. I know I am never going back again. Oh well.
 
2013-07-18 05:48:58 PM
did he have a straw in his mouth?
 
2013-07-18 05:49:25 PM
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and what I like doing most of all is bangin' whuuures!
 
2013-07-18 05:51:37 PM

jst3p: busy chillin': until he told them it was just rumours

Sure but if you don't stop you get arrested and lose the option to go your own way. It starts out with little lies but the thrill of criminal activity and the big love of that adrenaline rush can become an albatross around your neck. Monday morning you are saying "Oh Daddy, what did I do?" You life becomes nothing but storms and you hope for a sad angel to come to your aid. You become hypnotized by the feeling but become lost, as if in a Bermuda Triangle. Eventually you realize that the chain holding you back has kept you from becoming a man of the world. If you dont change you will be like a gypsy. I can tell you from personal experience, I don't want to know what opportunities this kind of behavior has cost me. I know I am never going back again. Oh well.


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2013-07-18 05:54:12 PM

Piizzadude: but did he pay the ferryman?


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Don't Do IT!!!!
 
2013-07-18 05:56:58 PM
FTFA: "on Christmas Day, 2012"
Timely news is timely
 
2013-07-18 06:06:16 PM
He died doing what he loved.
 
2013-07-18 06:08:17 PM
The same thing happened to me only it was more of a suggestion.
 
2013-07-18 06:15:53 PM
Wait, he could understand what Stevie Nicks was saying?

jst3p: busy chillin': until he told them it was just rumours

Sure but if you don't stop you get arrested and lose the option to go your own way. It starts out with little lies but the thrill of criminal activity and the big love of that adrenaline rush can become an albatross around your neck. Monday morning you are saying "Oh Daddy, what did I do?" You life becomes nothing but storms and you hope for a sad angel to come to your aid. You become hypnotized by the feeling but become lost, as if in a Bermuda Triangle. Eventually you realize that the chain holding you back has kept you from becoming a man of the world. If you dont change you will be like a gypsy. I can tell you from personal experience, I don't want to know what opportunities this kind of behavior has cost me. I know I am never going back again. Oh well.


THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
 
2013-07-18 06:15:56 PM
Until he gets you to the other side!
 
2013-07-18 06:17:07 PM

Dragonflew: Wait, he could understand what Stevie Nicks was saying?

jst3p: busy chillin': until he told them it was just rumours

Sure but if you don't stop you get arrested and lose the option to go your own way. It starts out with little lies but the thrill of criminal activity and the big love of that adrenaline rush can become an albatross around your neck. Monday morning you are saying "Oh Daddy, what did I do?" You life becomes nothing but storms and you hope for a sad angel to come to your aid. You become hypnotized by the feeling but become lost, as if in a Bermuda Triangle. Eventually you realize that the chain holding you back has kept you from becoming a man of the world. If you dont change you will be like a gypsy. I can tell you from personal experience, I don't want to know what opportunities this kind of behavior has cost me. I know I am never going back again. Oh well.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE.


Hold me. You make lovin fun.
 
2013-07-18 06:23:35 PM
Stevie Nicks always seems to draw out the crazies. Probably because she is a witch.
 
2013-07-18 06:24:17 PM
The jig is up, the news is out, they've finally found me.
 
2013-07-18 06:25:58 PM
And Mama Cass told me to make a ham sandwich.
 
2013-07-18 06:33:45 PM
The man was on the edge of seventeen. I'm sure they won't try him as an adult.
 
2013-07-18 06:34:54 PM

Takeshi6400: Mugato: That's not half as bad as what Jodie Foster tells guys to do.

Was she the one who told Mel Gibson to hate the Jews?


Do you really not know? Are you old enough to be on Fark?

/There are college graduates who never didn't have the Internet.
//I'm just saying that to remind myself that I am old.
 
2013-07-18 06:39:20 PM

jst3p: Hold me.


Speaking of Hold Me, what is that noise in the chorus on the third snare hit? Sounds like someone being punched in the stomach and the resulting sound buried in the mix. I always thought it was just a weird Lindsey noise.
 
2013-07-18 06:46:09 PM
She might well say that in one of her songs--who the hell knows! For instance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSUNYzRDI&feature=player_detailpage #t =138s

The long-haired goat, the second time to set the plates,
You touch my hat, and you smile, all the way back to your helicopter!
Now, Bob Hope, and if I break, oooh,what a backwood elk someday...
 
2013-07-18 07:02:49 PM
That woman is a cucking funt.
 
2013-07-18 07:12:19 PM

awfulperson: She might well say that in one of her songs--who the hell knows! For instance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSUNYzRDI&feature=player_detailpage #t =138s

The long-haired goat, the second time to set the plates,
You touch my hat, and you smile, all the way back to your helicopter!
Now, Bob Hope, and if I break, oooh,what a backwood elk someday...


HAHAHAHA!!! I was laughing at Seven Wonders yesterday because I realised just how unintelligible it is, and it was the source for my "Wait, he could understand what Stevie Nicks was saying?" comment upthread.
 
2013-07-18 07:38:57 PM
Well.... she turned me into a newt!
 
2013-07-18 09:25:43 PM
farking stevie nicks.
 
2013-07-18 09:32:37 PM
If circa 1976 Stevie told me to Steal a Ferry, I would steal that farkin ferry!
 
2013-07-18 09:37:24 PM
 
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