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(Huffington Post)   That's not a bass, mate... THIS is a bass. (yeah, New Zealand, Australia, whatever)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2013-07-18 02:39:21 PM
i'm calling fake!
 
2013-07-18 02:46:33 PM
i'm calling real!
 
2013-07-18 02:47:37 PM
I'm calling dinner!
 
2013-07-18 02:53:31 PM
What an Australian bass might look like:
upload.wikimedia.org

// Tal Wilkenfeld, Jeff Beck's bass player
 
2013-07-18 03:21:53 PM

Dr Dreidel: What an Australian bass might look like:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]

// Tal Wilkenfeld, Jeff Beck's bass player


i do like her technique:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-18 03:48:55 PM
FlashHarry:
i do like her technique:

Ah yes, the "rest one titty on the body of the bass" technique.  A classic!
 
2013-07-18 04:05:53 PM
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
 
2013-07-18 04:17:09 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: FlashHarry:
i do like her technique:

Ah yes, the "rest one titty on the body of the bass" technique.  A classic!


theminorityreport.co
 
2013-07-18 04:36:49 PM
I'm calling the cops.
 
2013-07-18 04:42:14 PM
Quit exaggerating, dude.
 
2013-07-18 04:53:13 PM
They say "mate" in New Zealand, too, subby.

That fish is probably about 1/3 that size. It's the old "hold the fish closer to the camera with a wide lens" trick.
 
2013-07-18 04:53:40 PM
beeradvocate.com
 
2013-07-18 04:54:15 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I'm calling dinner!


I'm calling cat food!
 
2013-07-18 04:54:50 PM
I guess this means Landoverbaptist.com articles qualify as news now,
 
2013-07-18 04:54:51 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-18 04:55:10 PM
What a not-big-enough bass might look like:

wodumedia.com
 
2013-07-18 04:55:29 PM

FloydA: I'm calling the cops.


i182.photobucket.com

Call the police...
 
2013-07-18 04:55:47 PM
www.talkbass.com
 
2013-07-18 04:56:42 PM
Big bass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN42uzNFVmQ

Gotta have big bass for Big Bottom.
 
2013-07-18 04:58:53 PM
I'm calling E.T.
 
2013-07-18 05:00:06 PM
Lori Linstruth.
 
2013-07-18 05:01:01 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

It's kinda big.  I guess.
 
2013-07-18 05:02:13 PM
I better call Saul
 
2013-07-18 05:10:20 PM
i do like her technique:

Ah yes, the "rest one titty on the body of the bass" technique.  A classic!



The slight hint of a nip is a real nice touch also.
 
2013-07-18 05:11:35 PM
THAT BASS!
 
2013-07-18 05:11:47 PM
Real fish. Real big fish. Still forced perspective to make it look even larger.
 
2013-07-18 05:12:18 PM
blog-imgs-47.fc2.com

Fumi is the only female bass player that matters to me. She can rock a bass!
 
2013-07-18 05:13:28 PM
i59.photobucket.com
That's no a bass.  It's a space station.
 
2013-07-18 05:13:47 PM
57Kg is still a big-ass fish and is probably right.. but not quite man sized heh. I mean it is closer than him to the camera but I wouldnt call it forced perspective, its not that misleading.
 
2013-07-18 05:14:39 PM
Looks like a grouper, but Wiki says it is a sea bass.
Big sumbiatch.
 
2013-07-18 05:15:14 PM
I'm calling for a bigger frying pan.
 
2013-07-18 05:16:23 PM
Filet and release.
 
2013-07-18 05:16:30 PM
mybroadband.co.za
 
2013-07-18 05:16:43 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/4 boilermakers
 
2013-07-18 05:18:54 PM
I told him a million times not to exaggerate
 
2013-07-18 05:19:38 PM
Kick his ass, Seaba...oh, never mind.
 
2013-07-18 05:20:02 PM

PunkTiger: Fumi is the only female bass player that matters to me. She can rock a bass!


Rika Mm' for m:

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 05:21:35 PM
*me
 
2013-07-18 05:22:35 PM
Slappin da bass mon
 
2013-07-18 05:26:05 PM

mbillips: They say "mate" in New Zealand, too, subby.


i think it's a crocodile dundee thing.
 
2013-07-18 05:26:42 PM
Ohhhhh, bass! I get it now. I though you were talking about bass, not bass.

Carry on.
 
2013-07-18 05:26:58 PM
 
2013-07-18 05:27:05 PM

mbillips: They say "mate" in New Zealand, too, subby.

That fish is probably about 1/3 that size. It's the old "hold the fish closer to the camera with a wide lens" trick.


Except you can see that it's dorsal fin is resting on and being bent by the edge of the boat, which gives a nice reference point in space.
 
2013-07-18 05:29:59 PM
It's not leviosa... It's leviosa
 
2013-07-18 05:31:48 PM
I'm calling in sick.
 
2013-07-18 05:32:36 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-18 05:35:03 PM

LrdPhoenix: mbillips: They say "mate" in New Zealand, too, subby.

That fish is probably about 1/3 that size. It's the old "hold the fish closer to the camera with a wide lens" trick.

Except you can see that it's dorsal fin is resting on and being bent by the edge of the boat, which gives a nice reference point in space.


No, you can't. That fin's nowhere near the gunwhale. That's what a giant sea bass dorsal looks like.

californiaoutdoors.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-18 05:36:41 PM

mbillips: LrdPhoenix: mbillips: They say "mate" in New Zealand, too, subby.

That fish is probably about 1/3 that size. It's the old "hold the fish closer to the camera with a wide lens" trick.

Except you can see that it's dorsal fin is resting on and being bent by the edge of the boat, which gives a nice reference point in space.

No, you can't. That fin's nowhere near the gunwhale. That's what a giant sea bass dorsal looks like.

[californiaoutdoors.files.wordpress.com image 850x506]


The dead giveaway is the size of the fish's eye. It looks the same size in the picture as the guy's sunglasses lens, when in reality, it's only about the size of a quarter on a really big bass.
 
2013-07-18 05:39:00 PM
The fish's shadow on the back of the boat and the guys leg looks really weird... I think I am in agreement on the forced perspective analysis...
 
2013-07-18 05:47:08 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
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