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2013-07-18 04:01:15 PM
You gotta ask for that at McDonalds

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2013-07-18 04:13:56 PM
You can, like, have it your way, man.
 
2013-07-18 04:14:36 PM
Hopefully the family won't go full tilt stupid and file a lawsuit over their snowflake being damaged for life, or some b.s. Just let the cops handle it.
 
2013-07-18 04:14:37 PM
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Approved.
 
2013-07-18 04:18:47 PM
It comes with an Asian Masseuse as your toy?
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2013-07-18 04:19:19 PM
A whole lot healthier than the meal.
 
2013-07-18 04:19:32 PM
1 pipe, 3 arrests?
 
2013-07-18 04:20:12 PM
Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds. You happy now, subby?
 
2013-07-18 04:23:02 PM
FTFA: Dundee police report that a 23-year-old employee says he put the pipe in the box to hide it while he worked and he didn't mean to give it out.
Dude too stoned to realize that he could've hid the pipe in his pocket?
 
2013-07-18 04:24:29 PM
Simple mistake on the part of the customer.  They just ended up at the wrong place.

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2013-07-18 04:25:39 PM
And who reported this?

I don't even smoke but I'd just take the pipe and buy my kid another happy meal from another Resturant.
 
2013-07-18 04:26:54 PM
Pot pipe in a fast food order. We may have finally cracked perpetual motion here folks.
 
2013-07-18 04:27:57 PM
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2013-07-18 04:29:05 PM

rkiller1: [i.imgur.com image 269x300]
Approved.


Why blur the face? Pretty much all babies look exactly the same
 
2013-07-18 04:32:07 PM
Back when I was a bike mechanic we had a shop bong.

Didn't everybody?
 
2013-07-18 04:32:52 PM

Dl_white_power: 1 pipe, 3 arrests?


Must have been a slow day for The War on Drugs.
 
2013-07-18 04:33:51 PM
That is exactly the level of intelligence I've come to expect from a McDonalds employee.
 
2013-07-18 04:39:08 PM
After the quality of food I received on my last couple of visits to Buger King, the hardest of hardcore munchies will absolutely be required for me to eat that vile garbage ever again.

Burger King is terrible.
 
2013-07-18 04:40:16 PM
For tobacco use only, what the customer does with it is their business.
 
2013-07-18 04:41:08 PM

noitsnot: Back when I was a bike mechanic we had a shop bong.

Didn't everybody?


One of my fellow mechanics turned his bike seat into a bong.  Everything was machined and threaded and stowed away in the seat tube. He once got stopped by the police for blowing through a stop sign and he a couple ounces of weed in the bike and they never suspected a thing.
 
2013-07-18 04:43:27 PM
Arrested? Three people?

\Gramps didn't have glaucoma?
 
2013-07-18 04:47:59 PM
Introducing the mellow meal.
 
2013-07-18 04:51:07 PM
Police say a family found a marijuana pipe inside a Kids Meal

A pipe made of marijuanna? Or are they talking about a pipe. You know...the things that every head shop in the nation will expressly tell you is for tobacco use ONLY?
 
2013-07-18 04:52:25 PM
Look, this isn't news. (I know, it's Fark) Fast food workers do drugs on the job, and if you've ever stooped to working fast food, you know why. The proper and humane thing to do would be to go back to the window and give the pipe back discretely.
 
2013-07-18 04:53:17 PM

skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds.


This was actually a Hippy Meal.
 
2013-07-18 04:54:26 PM

ChipNASA: It comes with an Asian Masseuse as your toy?
[memecrunch.com image 375x500]


I'll take two.
 
2013-07-18 04:58:24 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Look, this isn't news. (I know, it's Fark) Fast food workers do drugs on the job, and if you've ever stooped to working fast food, you know why. The proper and humane thing to do would be to go back to the window and give the pipe back discretely.


True.  I like to think that I would do that too.  Mostly because I wouldn't want to waste public resources having the guy arrested and prosecuted for misplacing drug paraphernalia.
 
2013-07-18 04:59:04 PM
AND 2 friends? I think the writer mean EX - friends.
 
2013-07-18 04:59:31 PM

Dl_white_power: 1 pipe, 3 arrests?


I know, right? A threefer for a reefer.
 
2013-07-18 05:03:11 PM

Mock26: noitsnot: Back when I was a bike mechanic we had a shop bong.

Didn't everybody?

One of my fellow mechanics turned his bike seat into a bong.  Everything was machined and threaded and stowed away in the seat tube. He once got stopped by the police for blowing through a stop sign and he a couple ounces of weed in the bike and they never suspected a thing.


Heh heh. You said "blowing." Heh.
 
2013-07-18 05:04:09 PM

ChipNASA: It comes with an Asian Masseuse as your toy?


McDonald's: soon to unleash an army of Son-mi's for our future
 
2013-07-18 05:05:11 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds.

This was actually a Hippy Meal.


I think so, Brain, but if they called it that only Granola chicks would buy it.
 
2013-07-18 05:20:17 PM

skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds. You happy now, subby?


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2013-07-18 05:38:45 PM

strangeluck: Hopefully the family won't go full tilt stupid and file a lawsuit over their snowflake being damaged for life, or some b.s. Just let the cops handle it.


They coulda given it back, not involved the cops.

"Their asses are so tight only dogs can hear them fart."
 
2013-07-18 05:57:36 PM
I figured out the reason for the three arrests.  One was for the pot pipe.  The other two were arrested for public indecency for getting busy in the bathroom.
 
2013-07-18 06:00:06 PM

KingKauff: FTFA: Dundee police report that a 23-year-old employee says he put the pipe in the box to hide it while he worked and he didn't mean to give it out.
Dude too stoned to realize that he could've hid the pipe in his pocket?


Came here to say this.
/Not that I'd know.
 
2013-07-18 06:29:01 PM

skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds. You happy now, subby?


Subby's illin, illin.


Now it's in YOUR head.
 
2013-07-18 06:31:50 PM

Russ1642: That is exactly the level of intelligence I've come to expect from a McDonalds employee


c'mon is that comment really fair? who do you expect flipping burgers? Einstein? it's kids, really old people, people with no education. and a few who are just down on their luck. if your looking for a Mensa meeting, try golden corral.
 
2013-07-18 06:43:29 PM

mama2tnt: KingKauff: FTFA: Dundee police report that a 23-year-old employee says he put the pipe in the box to hide it while he worked and he didn't mean to give it out.
Dude too stoned to realize that he could've hid the pipe in his pocket?

Came here to say this.
/Not that I'd know


well, I would say it was stashed in the box so the other employees would know where it was and sneak a hit when they could get a minute alone without passing a pipe around. who's going to question you with a happy meal box?
/your right you wouldn't know
 
2013-07-18 06:58:26 PM
You wanna get fried with that?
 
2013-07-18 07:22:07 PM
I submitted this with a dumber headline.  Good job subby.

// It will probably show up as a repeat tomorrow anyway
 
2013-07-18 10:17:10 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Look, this isn't news. (I know, it's Fark) Fast food workers do drugs on the job, and if you've ever stooped to working fast food, you know why. The proper and humane thing to do would be to go back to the window and give the pipe back discretely.


God bless, you sir.
 
2013-07-18 10:17:57 PM

skinink: Happy Meals are only sold at McDonalds. You happy now, subby?


Far too many people know this.  Coincidentally, the same fat-ass group tend to resist apostrophes.
 
2013-07-18 11:33:09 PM
I like the "money in bag" stories myself
 
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