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(NYPost)   A drunken Andy Dick seen terrorizing locals. Is it Thursday already?   (nypost.com) divider line 47
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2013-07-18 03:48:48 PM  
Is there some other kind of Andy Dick?
 
2013-07-18 03:51:26 PM  
Can somebody do a Kickstarter where we buy Andy enough drugs and alcohol to finally kill himself?
 
2013-07-18 03:59:55 PM  
Why the hell did somebody agree to take him home?
 
2013-07-18 04:05:00 PM  
"Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross


What did he ever do besides NewsRadio? He has a long resume on imdb.com but nothing of import. I think these celebrities pull this shiat just to get in the news. Would we still know who Lohan or Bynes were if they didn't pull crazy shiat?
 
2013-07-18 04:08:45 PM  
Mugato: What did he ever do besides NewsRadio? He has a long resume on imdb.com but nothing of import. I think these celebrities pull this shiat just to get in the news. Would we still know who Lohan or Bynes were if they didn't pull crazy shiat


He killed Phil Hartman.   And for that,  there is no forgiveness.

Yeah,  I went there.
 
2013-07-18 04:09:57 PM  
Meh, f*ck that pathetic piece of shiat.  When his death thread finally comes, I will openly mock him.
 
2013-07-18 04:25:23 PM  

basemetal: Meh, f*ck that pathetic piece of shiat.  When his death thread finally comes, I will openly mock him.


why wait?
 
2013-07-18 04:32:05 PM  

ManateeGag: basemetal: Meh, f*ck that pathetic piece of shiat.  When his death thread finally comes, I will openly mock him.

why wait?


Because when he's dead, I like to think that one of Satan's minions will fark him in the butt every time someone mocks him.
 
2013-07-18 04:43:12 PM  

Thoguh: Why the hell did somebody agree to take him home?


So they can appear in the New York Post and on Fark.  What would you do for a greenlight?

basemetal: Because when he's dead, I like to think that one of Satan's minions will fark him in the butt every time someone mocks him.


Sing it with me:

So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.

Wake his mother and ring the bell,

It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!
 
2013-07-18 05:15:20 PM  
www.nypost.com

Heckuva job, Andy
 
2013-07-18 05:20:37 PM  
It amazes me that no one has put him out of our misery yet
 
2013-07-18 05:26:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It amazes me that no one has put him out of our misery yet


I think he's too irrelevant for it to be worth it. The only time I hear about him is in stories like this.
 
2013-07-18 05:43:31 PM  

Sybarite: Can somebody do a Kickstarter where we buy Andy enough drugs and alcohol to finally kill himself?


How about a Kickstarter where for a certain sum you get to kick him?
 
2013-07-18 05:44:06 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It amazes me that no one has put him out of our misery yet


He is protected by God as a warning to all others not to do that.  He's going to live longer than Abe Vigoda
 
2013-07-18 05:48:31 PM  
Not an Andy Dick apologist in any sense of the term, but the Hamptons do the same thing to me.
 
2013-07-18 05:49:35 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It amazes me that no one has put him out of our misery yet

He is protected by God as a warning to all others not to do that.  He's going to live longer than Abe Vigoda


Achievement Unlocked:  Rejected by Hell
(Spartacus free to play Xbox live game)
 
2013-07-18 05:50:32 PM  
Wait, he was just on "Celebrity Wife Swap". I feel bad for his baby momma. He's like a second child

/and he TOTALLY deserved that ass-whipping by Jon Lovtiz a few years ago!
 
2013-07-18 06:00:02 PM  
Whats the Bob Odenkirk quote? " Everyone wants to party with Andy Dick, Until you party with Andy Dick "

He was great on Newsradio and The Ben Stiller Show but after that he has gone out of his way to show the world what a douche he is ( Starting during Newsradio ) And self destruct his career. And that whole Phil Hartman thing.

 I know it has been said that he is doing a Andy Kaufman type bit, but what the main factor in doing Kaufman is that Kaufman was also funny when he did it.  ( A point that Dick andjoaquinPhoenix seem to missentirely )
 
2013-07-18 06:04:18 PM  
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2013-07-18 06:05:04 PM  
A lot of restraint on the couple.  I would have dragged him out the moment he stepped through the door.  Do you think I could beat you til Phil Hartman comes back?  Shall we try?
 
2013-07-18 06:07:59 PM  

BravadoGT: [www.nypost.com image 300x450]

Heckuva job, Andy


Don't you people worship Drew for being some sort of drunk?  If the pic had Drew instead of Andy, you would all be asking "Where is Weaton?"

For a site that brags about how much they can drink, this is a little hypocritical.
 
2013-07-18 06:08:39 PM  
Just curious, how did Andy ruin/kill Phil Hartman? I love/loved Hartman and have no particular affinity for Dick, but I had not heard this story.
 
2013-07-18 06:08:52 PM  
I have actually partied with Andy Dick, at a wedding, almost 20 years ago. He was well-behaved. His kid was cool too, and now I understand he does a stand up act devoted mostly to having a father who is Andy Dick.
 
2013-07-18 06:13:55 PM  

Richard Sauce: Just curious, how did Andy ruin/kill Phil Hartman? I love/loved Hartman and have no particular affinity for Dick, but I had not heard this story.


The rumor is that Andy got Phil's wife interested in coke again, and that was what started her crazyness up again, and ended up with a dead Phil Hartman.
 
2013-07-18 06:15:03 PM  
He needs to hook up with Lindsey Lohan.
 
2013-07-18 06:15:09 PM  

Richard Sauce: Just curious, how did Andy ruin/kill Phil Hartman? I love/loved Hartman and have no particular affinity for Dick, but I had not heard this story.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U27SzxD1Xyo
 
2013-07-18 06:19:44 PM  
A junkie only loves you when he's junking.
 
2013-07-18 06:20:31 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: He needs to hook up with Lindsey Lohan.


If they did, neither would remember.
 
2013-07-18 06:36:42 PM  
CSB

in the late 90's, my company sent a large group to LA (for E3 I think). At dinner one night, the group met AD and our CEO convinced Andy that he (the CEO) was the manager for the Dave Mathews Band. Andy tried, and failed, to get the group into a bunch of A-Listers clubs.

/ok, not that much of a CSB, but it's all I got for him
 
2013-07-18 06:49:53 PM  

haemaker: HotIgneous Intruder: He needs to hook up with Lindsey Lohan.

If they did, neither would remember.


Heh... they probably have
 
2013-07-18 06:50:14 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: BravadoGT: [www.nypost.com image 300x450]

Heckuva job, Andy

Don't you people worship Drew for being some sort of drunk?  If the pic had Drew instead of Andy, you would all be asking "Where is Weaton?"

For a site that brags about how much they can drink, this is a little hypocritical.


we're bragging about how much we can drink without being like Andy Dick.
 
2013-07-18 06:51:14 PM  

nburghmatt: JohnnyRebel88: BravadoGT: [www.nypost.com image 300x450]

Heckuva job, Andy

Don't you people worship Drew for being some sort of drunk?  If the pic had Drew instead of Andy, you would all be asking "Where is Weaton?"

For a site that brags about how much they can drink, this is a little hypocritical.

we're bragging about how much we can drink without being like Andy Dick.


Because no one wants to be Dick-like
 
2013-07-18 06:57:18 PM  

nburghmatt: JohnnyRebel88: BravadoGT: [www.nypost.com image 300x450]

Heckuva job, Andy

Don't you people worship Drew for being some sort of drunk?  If the pic had Drew instead of Andy, you would all be asking "Where is Weaton?"

For a site that brags about how much they can drink, this is a little hypocritical.

we're bragging about how much we can drink without being like Andy Dick.


The pictures aren't that bad.  Who hasn't passed out on a beach drunk?  Maybe the people just wanted to get their name in the paper, I never believe these types of articles because they try to exploit someones weakness.
 
2013-07-18 09:51:16 PM  
When he is straight, I find him engaging and likable. He used to be in Carollas podcast a lot. Probably too much of a liability now.

Tell you this much, he just moved ontogeny dead pop list for 2014, right next to Amanda Bynes.

There is about ten of us, and I almost always win. That doesn't bode we for Andy dick. Btw, I highly recommend doing a dead pool. It makes these stories so much more compelling. My wife, of course, thinks it is sick and wrong. But, we don't kill anyone, or even wish them dead. Plus, whenever a celeb dies she always asks if I had him on my pool. So, she is playing in a passive manner as I see it. It's like fantasy football for Hollywood.
 
2013-07-18 10:10:41 PM  

BadReligion: Richard Sauce: Just curious, how did Andy ruin/kill Phil Hartman? I love/loved Hartman and have no particular affinity for Dick, but I had not heard this story.

The rumor is that Andy got Phil's wife interested in coke again, and that was what started her crazyness up again, and ended up with a dead Phil Hartman.


I hate Andy Dick. Haaaaate. But to be fair, the paxil she was taking was apparently making her seriously nuts. It's a known black box side effect (though IIRC it was NOT disclosed at the time). There was a private settlement with the family after the murder/suicide.

That being said, I hope he kills himself.
 
2013-07-18 10:20:31 PM  

Mugato: "Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross



" I wouldn't F*ck Andy Dicks p*ssy with Bea Arthurs dick.
 
2013-07-19 12:00:50 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Mugato: "Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross


" I wouldn't F*ck Andy Dicks p*ssy with Bea Arthurs dick.


www.tasteofcinema.com

My wife had to wipe tears from her eyes when I read that to her

Bravo, the Internet is now a better place for that gem
 
2013-07-19 12:26:33 AM  

DeArmondVI: W.C.fields forever: Mugato: "Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross


" I wouldn't F*ck Andy Dicks p*ssy with Bea Arthurs dick.

[www.tasteofcinema.com image 420x315]

My wife had to wipe tears from her eyes when I read that to her

Bravo, the Internet is now a better place for that gem


Jeffrey Ross..Check out the Comedy Central Roasts,If you have not yet.
Good stuff.
 
2013-07-19 12:36:21 AM  

W.C.fields forever: DeArmondVI: W.C.fields forever: Mugato: "Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross


" I wouldn't F*ck Andy Dicks p*ssy with Bea Arthurs dick.

[www.tasteofcinema.com image 420x315]

My wife had to wipe tears from her eyes when I read that to her

Bravo, the Internet is now a better place for that gem

Jeffrey Ross..Check out the Comedy Central Roasts,If you have not yet.
Good stuff.


Jeffrey Ross is one of the FEW reasons I still watch the Roasts
 
2013-07-19 12:53:11 AM  

mafiageek1980: W.C.fields forever: DeArmondVI: W.C.fields forever: Mugato: "Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys"
- Jeff Ross


" I wouldn't F*ck Andy Dicks p*ssy with Bea Arthurs dick.

[www.tasteofcinema.com image 420x315]

My wife had to wipe tears from her eyes when I read that to her

Bravo, the Internet is now a better place for that gem

Jeffrey Ross..Check out the Comedy Central Roasts,If you have not yet.
Good stuff.

Jeffrey Ross is one of the FEW reasons I still watch the Roasts


I miss Greg Giraldo.
 
2013-07-19 01:31:14 AM  
Wasn't he recently on Dancing With The Stars, crying and promising to stay clean for his daughter?

I knew that promise wasn't going to last long. That dude would suck off a homeless guy behind Wal-Mart for a baggie filled with crushed-up Flintstones vitamins.
 
2013-07-19 05:51:34 AM  

haemaker: Richard Sauce: Just curious, how did Andy ruin/kill Phil Hartman? I love/loved Hartman and have no particular affinity for Dick, but I had not heard this story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U27SzxD1Xyo


That's one of the only times I've seen someone be more like Tom Green than Tom Green, you know?
 
2013-07-19 08:39:41 AM  

W.C.fields forever: Jeffrey Ross is one of the FEW reasons I still watch the Roasts

I miss Greg Giraldo.


Greg Giraldo was awesome. Easily the best roaster.
 
2013-07-19 08:59:14 AM  
The couple in the article has squandered the best opportunity ever. Andy Dick was in their house and had physically assaulted both of them. They could have beat the CRAP out of him and dumped him somewhere. Even if he went to the cops they could back each other up that it was self defense and he left.

What fools.

A chance to beat up Andy Dick.

In your own house.

Morans
 
2013-07-19 11:59:05 AM  
This man gave me another reason to dislike Star Trek Voyager.

/ annoying EMH.
 
2013-07-19 03:02:50 PM  
elvisaintdead

He killed Phil Hartman

No,
1 sticking his dick in crazy,
2 then cheating on her,
3 then arming her,
.. killed Phil Harman. Three swings, three strikes, he's outta here.
 
2013-07-19 08:33:08 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: He needs to hook up with Lindsey Lohan.


As a former drunk, I should have some compassion for him, but he's not just an alcoholic, he's an asshole. He should hook up with Anne Hathaway in this movie:

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

You wanted to feel sorry for her since she just got out of rehab (again), and had to do an awkward family wedding, but she was such a jerk that by the end you just wanted her to go away and leave her family alone.
 
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