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(Daily Mail)   So, how did the debut of Kris Jenner's talk show go? Funny you should ask   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-07-18 01:46:30 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2013-07-18 02:08:07 PM  
why
 
2013-07-18 02:09:12 PM  
Die fetten jahre sind vorbei.
 
2013-07-18 02:11:41 PM  
I asked no such thing.
 
2013-07-18 02:13:25 PM  
I don't even
 
2013-07-18 02:16:49 PM  
From TFA:

"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the fame-hungry matriarch's inaugural broadcast on Monday beat out Katie, Steve Harvey, and Dr. Phil in Los Angeles. In Dallas, her Fox talk show topped Ellen, Dr. Oz. and Dr. Phil"

Write all the shiatty reviews you want, the ignorant masses have spoken. USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-07-18 02:22:33 PM  

The Silver Mullet: From TFA:

"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the fame-hungry matriarch's inaugural broadcast on Monday beat out Katie, Steve Harvey, and Dr. Phil in Los Angeles. In Dallas, her Fox talk show topped Ellen, Dr. Oz. and Dr. Phil"

Write all the shiatty reviews you want, the ignorant masses have spoken. USA! USA! USA!


I think they are hoping to see Kim and Kanye's kid.  she keeps teasing it in her interviews "You have to tune in to see if North shows up"
 
2013-07-18 02:24:28 PM  
I shall write a letter to the studio execs that made this show.  It will go something like this...

Dear studio executives:

Go home studio execs, you're drunk.
 
2013-07-18 02:33:38 PM  

ManateeGag: The Silver Mullet: From TFA:

"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the fame-hungry matriarch's inaugural broadcast on Monday beat out Katie, Steve Harvey, and Dr. Phil in Los Angeles. In Dallas, her Fox talk show topped Ellen, Dr. Oz. and Dr. Phil"

Write all the shiatty reviews you want, the ignorant masses have spoken. USA! USA! USA!

I think they are hoping to see Kim and Kanye's kid.  she keeps teasing it in her interviews "You have to tune in to see if North shows up"


---Just saw something in the news that said Kim & Kanye wanted to " protect their kid from the media ".  This coming from the two biggest AWs in the industry???  I really hope people only turned in to see how bad it was and then quickly give up and let the show get cancelled.
 
2013-07-18 02:35:46 PM  

The Silver Mullet: From TFA:

"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the fame-hungry matriarch's inaugural broadcast on Monday beat out Katie, Steve Harvey, and Dr. Phil in Los Angeles. In Dallas, her Fox talk show topped Ellen, Dr. Oz. and Dr. Phil"

Write all the shiatty reviews you want, the ignorant masses have spoken. USA! USA! USA!


Those are only two markets. I read something else that pointed out that her overall ratings were "okay," but less than Anderson Cooper's, and his show was still shiatcanned. There's still hope.
 
2013-07-18 02:36:22 PM  
Hi everyone.  I became known because I was married to OJ's lawyer and now I'm famous because all of my daughters are overentitled attention whores and I sold one of their sex tapes.  Watch my show!
 
2013-07-18 02:37:38 PM  
There are few celebrities I truly wish would die.

She tops the list by far.
 
2013-07-18 02:38:52 PM  
I don't care how bad they need the paycheck, everyone involved with the continual presence of this horrible, horrible family on TV, from the producers to the cameramen to the stylists to the people who bring them coffee, ought to be beaten with a rubber hose.
 
2013-07-18 02:39:08 PM  
I am thinking North is a wee bit farked up.
 
2013-07-18 02:39:58 PM  
Hey, at least now when someone asks "what does she do", I can give an actual answer instead of just shrugging my shoulders.
 
2013-07-18 02:42:58 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hi everyone.  I became known because I was married to OJ's lawyer and now I'm famous because all of my daughters are overentitled attention whores and I sold one of their sex tapes.  Watch my show!

 
2013-07-18 02:46:15 PM  
Just the little bit of it I saw on The Soup made me stabby.
 
2013-07-18 02:47:20 PM  
It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?
 
2013-07-18 02:47:50 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hi everyone.  I became known because I was married to OJ's lawyer and now I'm famous because all of my daughters are overentitled attention whores and I sold one of their sex tapes.  Watch my show!


Seriously. The only thing this vapid woman ever accomplished was to crap out a litter of big hairy children with absurd senses of self. I can't even imagine how bad this show must be.
 
2013-07-18 02:50:10 PM  
Good for her. I don't plan on watching it, so "meh"
 
2013-07-18 02:50:16 PM  

ManateeGag: I think they are hoping to see Kim and Kanye's kid.  she keeps teasing it in her interviews "You have to tune in to see if North shows up"


And that's one of the clips they showed on The Soup.  They came back from break and Kris was walking in from off stage with a baby in her arms.  Crowd went wild.  Apparently it was a newborn of one of her staff.

All cutesy and faux innocent she says, "Oh, you mean you thought that was North?!  Oh my no!  That would be kidnapping."

McHale (as Jenner):  "Exploitation is really more of my thing."
 
2013-07-18 03:01:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I asked no such thing.


This.
 
2013-07-18 03:02:57 PM  

The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?


Dynamite.
 
2013-07-18 03:04:12 PM  

genepool lifeboat: The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?

Dynamite.


Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-07-18 03:10:59 PM  

gshepnyc: I don't care how bad they need the paycheck, everyone involved with the continual presence of this horrible, horrible family on TV, from the producers to the cameramen to the stylists to the people who bring them coffee, ought to be beaten with a rubber hose.


you need to line up every person that tunes into their show as well
 
2013-07-18 03:15:00 PM  

The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?


Let OJ out of prison and tell him they ALL had been screwing his wife.
 
2013-07-18 03:19:16 PM  
Based on what I've seen and heard in the media, I can't say I think much of the Kardashians, but I don't blame them for raking in the cash as long as there's a market for ... whatever it is they're selling.

To paraphrase fictional president Josiah Bartlet : "The problem with the Kardashians is that their shows suck.  If you can get people to stop watching shows that suck, they'll stop making them."
 
2013-07-18 03:24:30 PM  
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-07-18 03:36:29 PM  

kanesays: [s24.postimg.org image 400x534]


Wow. That brings back memories...
 
2013-07-18 03:41:40 PM  

The Silver Mullet: From TFA:

"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the fame-hungry matriarch's inaugural broadcast on Monday beat out Katie, Steve Harvey, and Dr. Phil in Los Angeles. In Dallas, her Fox talk show topped Ellen, Dr. Oz. and Dr. Phil"

Write all the shiatty reviews you want, the ignorant masses have spoken. USA! USA! USA!


Not ignorant, just itching for a good, old-fashioned, crash and burn of a celebutard.  Who doesn't love watching a slow-mo train wreck, when the victim is well-deserving of worse?
 
2013-07-18 03:41:57 PM  
Nadia G was on it, so it couldn't have been too bad? Ok it was bad.
 
2013-07-18 03:49:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 03:50:33 PM  
who?
 
2013-07-18 04:04:01 PM  

The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?


I guess Farks modmins could STOP POSTING FARKING STORIES about them.
 
2013-07-18 04:05:19 PM  

flamingboar: Nadia G was on it, so it couldn't have been too bad?


Is that some kind of trick question where you reveal the answer first?
 
2013-07-18 04:19:37 PM  

The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?


A strategically applied nuclear hand grenade.
 
2013-07-18 04:24:53 PM  

The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?


Unfortunately it will take another family of even bigger attention whores to get rid of them.

Remember a few years back when everyone was asking how to make Paris Hilton go away? Are we happy?
 
2013-07-18 04:42:37 PM  
All of you men out there are asking when are these people going to go away, go talk to your wives, daughters and sisters, they are the ones keeping them around.
 
2013-07-18 04:43:09 PM  

Shenanigans!: The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?

Unfortunately it will take another family of even bigger attention whores to get rid of them.

Remember a few years back when everyone was asking how to make Paris Hilton go away? Are we happy?


Honey Boo Boo Sex Tape?
 
2013-07-18 04:44:54 PM  
Thought the article was about Ken Jennings (the Jeopardy guy) at first, thought that might be an interesting show.
 
2013-07-18 04:52:44 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Shenanigans!: The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?

Unfortunately it will take another family of even bigger attention whores to get rid of them.

Remember a few years back when everyone was asking how to make Paris Hilton go away? Are we happy?

Honey Boo Boo Sex Tape?


As long as it's not her Jabba The Hut mother, I don't care if it's the daughter getting it on with the dog.
 
2013-07-18 04:55:33 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Lost Thought 00: Shenanigans!: The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?

Unfortunately it will take another family of even bigger attention whores to get rid of them.

Remember a few years back when everyone was asking how to make Paris Hilton go away? Are we happy?

Honey Boo Boo Sex Tape?

As long as it's not her Jabba The Hut mother, I don't care if it's the daughter getting it on with the dog.


Dude, incest is not cool.
 
2013-07-18 05:00:13 PM  
She makes my skin crawl.
Please, do not post any more pictures, or links to her shiate.
 
2013-07-18 05:06:34 PM  

Diogenes: PC LOAD LETTER: Lost Thought 00: Shenanigans!: The Bunyip: It's been 6 years since the KK sex tape came out and we're still dealing with this family. What is it going to take for them to just all go away?

Unfortunately it will take another family of even bigger attention whores to get rid of them.

Remember a few years back when everyone was asking how to make Paris Hilton go away? Are we happy?

Honey Boo Boo Sex Tape?

As long as it's not her Jabba The Hut mother, I don't care if it's the daughter getting it on with the dog.

Dude, incest is not cool.


OH SNAP!
 
2013-07-18 05:10:20 PM  
A show with a moron talking to other morons while even more morons tune in and watch.  It's like a circle-jerk of stupid.
 
2013-07-18 05:26:42 PM  

kanesays: [s24.postimg.org image 400x534]


Put a member in that bag and hand me the bat.  I get to go free 'cause it was my idea.  Everyone else pays $5, which goes the national debt.
 
2013-07-18 05:27:27 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: I am thinking North is a wee bit farked up.


Exactly. Spanx-addled spawn of Herp and Derp.
 
2013-07-18 06:03:59 PM  
multoghost.files.wordpress.com

/Would you buy it for a quarter?
 
2013-07-18 06:24:10 PM  

ongbok: All of you men out there are asking when are these people going to go away, go talk to your wives, daughters and sisters, they are the ones keeping them around.


*raises hand*

Dude, I've tried every angle I can think of to persuade my wife and daughter that watching shows like the Kardashians, Housewives of Wherethef*ckever, Say Yes to the MFing Dress etc. is contributing to the downfall of society and it's bad and they should feel bad.  They tell me to STFU and get back to my garage.  I am no longer the King of my castle.
 
2013-07-18 06:58:59 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: ongbok: All of you men out there are asking when are these people going to go away, go talk to your wives, daughters and sisters, they are the ones keeping them around.

*raises hand*

Dude, I've tried every angle I can think of to persuade my wife and daughter that watching shows like the Kardashians, Housewives of Wherethef*ckever, Say Yes to the MFing Dress etc. is contributing to the downfall of society and it's bad and they should feel bad.  They tell me to STFU and get back to my garage.  I am no longer the King of my castle.


You never were.  Your throne has water in it and makes a loud noise when being refreshed, AND you're supposed to put the seat back down.

My wife watches those 'Haunting of ...' things and police procedurals. I do like Haunted Collector and Rizzoli and Iles, so it's not all bad; and then I go downstairs to watch TopGear and Through the Workhole.
 
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