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(KHOU Houston)   33-year-old woman decides to show her daughter's ex-boyfriend a thing or two. And by that we mean her vagina and breasts   (khou.com ) divider line
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2013-07-18 12:13:04 PM  
Thats a rough looking 33
 
2013-07-18 12:14:06 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33


I see this has been covered.
 
2013-07-18 12:16:39 PM  
♫ Come spend the night inside my Sugar Land ♫
 
2013-07-18 12:22:32 PM  
Unless she has some very odd anatomy, presumably that's a thing or three, Subby.
 
2013-07-18 12:25:03 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33


Probably not so much as compared to the average 33-year-old in Sugar Land, TX who squeezed out at least one kid while still in her teens.
 
2013-07-18 12:31:42 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33


That is, verbatim, what I was going to say. We're done here.
 
2013-07-18 12:36:44 PM  
They were on a break.  I don't see what the big deal is here.
 
2013-07-18 12:37:20 PM  
media.khou.com

"Her first baby, come out sideways... She didn't scream, or nothin'.."
 
2013-07-18 12:39:32 PM  
That boy hit for the cycle, I'm impressed and high-five him for his accomplishment.
 
2013-07-18 12:49:27 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33


Meh. It's a police mug shot. I would imagine that if she were dolled up a bit and, you know, *not* under arrest and stuff, she'd look much better.
 
2013-07-18 12:55:20 PM  
That's a thing .
 
2013-07-18 01:07:17 PM  
Oblig:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-18 01:15:10 PM  
This one i'll have to agree was assault, just look at those crazy eyes.
 
2013-07-18 01:15:54 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2013-07-18 01:38:06 PM  
I have to admit, she certainly looks tight-lipped for 33.
 
2013-07-18 01:50:52 PM  
I would expect this in a place called Sugar Land.
 
2013-07-18 01:58:09 PM  
img0010.popscreencdn.com
 
2013-07-18 02:05:14 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-18 02:09:50 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33

 
2013-07-18 02:15:41 PM  
I think the cops should be more concerned about the obvious meth lab/dealer in the area
 
2013-07-18 02:57:44 PM  

brap: I have to admit, she certainly looks tight-lipped for 33.


Fapfapfap
 
2013-07-18 02:58:31 PM  

markie_farkie: "Her first baby, come out sideways... She didn't scream, or nothin'.."


Another ten years and she'll look like Ma Fratelli.
 
2013-07-18 03:00:35 PM  
When I was 14 I probably would have hit it.
 
2013-07-18 03:00:56 PM  
Rode hard and put up wet.
 
2013-07-18 03:01:04 PM  

markie_farkie: [media.khou.com image 470x261]

"Her first baby, come out sideways... She didn't scream, or nothin'.."


I'll TELL YOU where the fark the penis goes!"
 
2013-07-18 03:04:20 PM  
Well, at least this is her daughter's EX-boyfriend. I wonder if her current boyfriend is now more (or less) interested?
 
2013-07-18 03:04:23 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Rode hard and put up wet.


saddle leather
 
2013-07-18 03:04:27 PM  
I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

i41.tinypic.com

and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument
 
2013-07-18 03:04:47 PM  
That's awesome: break up with a girl, bang her mom, and then have her mom sent to jail.
 
2013-07-18 03:04:53 PM  
She looks like a younger Sally Field on meth.
 
2013-07-18 03:05:43 PM  
"I gots me some purple hair, ain't that cool, kid?"
 
2013-07-18 03:07:10 PM  

DirkTheDaring: I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts...


Everybody shut up a minute! Dirk, please continue.
 
2013-07-18 03:07:19 PM  
Wouldn't that be  three things?

And, holy Hell, has anyone mentioned that's a rough 33?  Not to mention the crazy eyes.
 
2013-07-18 03:07:21 PM  
Where were these women when I was 14
 
2013-07-18 03:08:22 PM  
DirkTheDaring:and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument

I'll have you know my vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet

cbsmancavenewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-18 03:09:15 PM  

DirkTheDaring: I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

[i41.tinypic.com image 533x800]

and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument


Either those bikini bottoms have a weird fold in front, or that girl has the beefiest camel toe I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-18 03:09:35 PM  

BunkoSquad: ♫ Come spend the night inside my Sugar Land ♫


*looks at pic* No thanks
 
2013-07-18 03:09:37 PM  
That kid was livin' the dream.
 
2013-07-18 03:09:38 PM  

UberDave: I think the cops should be more concerned about the obvious meth lab/dealer in the area


Which one?
 
2013-07-18 03:10:47 PM  
In other news, people younger than me have children who already have ex-boyfriends.

/I am old.
 
2013-07-18 03:11:54 PM  

Whatthefark: DirkTheDaring: I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

[i41.tinypic.com image 533x800]

and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument

Either those bikini bottoms have a weird fold in front, or that girl has the beefiest camel toe I've ever seen.


I have several pictures of her without the bikini, if you're into that kind of thing.
 
2013-07-18 03:13:32 PM  

Whatthefark: Either those bikini bottoms have a weird fold in front, or that girl has the beefiest camel toe I've ever seen.


Band name: Beefy Camel Toe
 
2013-07-18 03:13:52 PM  
Attention kids: This is what happens when you stay home from school!!!!
 
2013-07-18 03:14:28 PM  
Sugarland Mom you say? I'd hit it!

img838.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-18 03:14:38 PM  

Whatthefark: Either those bikini bottoms have a weird fold in front, or that girl has the beefiest camel toe I've ever seen.


In case you're not kidding; www.wickedweasel.com

Probably NSFW
 
2013-07-18 03:15:33 PM  

DirkTheDaring: I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

[i41.tinypic.com image 533x800]

and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument


I love how it is NSFWPics.ORG... it's not about the money, they really just wanna get the information out there...
 
2013-07-18 03:15:40 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: When I was 14 I probably would have hit it almost anything.


FTFM
 
2013-07-18 03:16:05 PM  

maudibjr: Thats a rough looking 33


whoa! that was  the exact thing I was going to post!
 
2013-07-18 03:16:51 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Whatthefark: DirkTheDaring: I'm going to spend this weekend taking pictures of vaginas and breasts, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

[i41.tinypic.com image 533x800]

and please spare us all the tedium of the vagina/vulva argument

Either those bikini bottoms have a weird fold in front, or that girl has the beefiest camel toe I've ever seen.

I have several pictures of her without the bikini, if you're into that kind of thing.


I want to see that....EIP.....pretty young thang!
 
2013-07-18 03:17:10 PM  
She looks submissive.
 
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