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(Huffington Post)   I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired playing a lot of Guitar Hero   ( divider line
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2013-07-18 12:42:32 PM  
Did she not get off the couch?
2013-07-18 12:42:54 PM  
She needs to trade that in for a Wii Fit.
2013-07-18 12:44:13 PM  
Insert joke about how fat she is.
2013-07-18 12:44:33 PM  
"The woman says that one time in the past, robbers made off with a flat-screen TV, but she's not going to let that happen again."

I think it's time to find a new place to live.
2013-07-18 12:48:52 PM  
With a cigarette half-hanging out of her mouth and a top hat, she'd be a shoo-in for Slash.
2013-07-18 12:49:04 PM

"...and my AXE!!!"
2013-07-18 12:49:35 PM  
they tried to steal the teevee!
2013-07-18 12:52:10 PM  
What can you pawn a TV for these days? $40? The only things really worth stealing are cash, drugs, and guns. Those you can get retail value. Gold is okay too but not as good as the other three.
2013-07-18 12:56:59 PM  
Well, I guess video games do cause violent behavior.
2013-07-18 12:59:30 PM  
So how long before the NRA starts asking "Why aren't people trying to ban Guitar Hero controllers?"

Because I remember, years ago, some kids in Philly were firing water pistols at people until somebody pulled out a REAL gun and SHOT them.  This cause some changes in the law.

Which is one of the reasons why water pistols now have orange rings around the barrel.  For safety.
2013-07-18 12:59:59 PM  
Guitar Hero controller used as a weapon?  Now I know why he displayed his:
2013-07-18 01:00:58 PM  
She's also very protective of her body, and she has a raging case of herpes.
2013-07-18 01:06:25 PM
2013-07-18 01:13:29 PM  
2013-07-18 01:28:08 PM  
Why didn't she just spend that time fighting off assailants with a real guitar? What a waste.
2013-07-18 01:29:50 PM  

js34603: Why didn't she just spend that time fighting off assailants with a real guitar? What a waste.

2013-07-18 01:33:48 PM  
Rock Band > Guitar Hero
2013-07-18 01:43:39 PM  
try doing that with a Bluetooth mouse.

console > PC
2013-07-18 01:55:49 PM  

apotheosis27: Rock Band > Guitar Hero

Rocksmith > rock band > guitar hero
2013-07-18 02:22:14 PM  
FTA: "I may not be a strong woman. I may not be a well woman, but you're not going to get my stuff."

Translation: "My life, health, and well-being are unimportant when weighed against my material possessions."
2013-07-18 02:48:01 PM  

nytmare: Bolt it down.

Dammit now I'm going to be chortling all day from reading random quotes.
2013-07-18 03:00:27 PM  
"I said: 'I'm not opening up that cash register and that's it, I'm not opening it. I said you can have all the Tootsie Rolls you want but I am not opening that cash register,'" Wolf told WAOW-TV. The would-be robber eventually left.

What a crappy article!

2013-07-18 03:00:43 PM
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