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(Celebslam)   Demi Moore is quitting acting to teach yoga. And who can blame her? Yoga is where the real money is at   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 77
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2013-07-18 01:55:46 PM
Yeah subby, when you're struggling to make ends meet like Demi must be, you have to go where the money is, not waste time with something you enjoy.
 
2013-07-18 02:26:24 PM
How brave of her, to try and make it on her own in a new career with only the alimony from two of the
biggest stars of their respective generations as a safety net.
 
2013-07-18 03:04:51 PM
That's a stretch.
 
2013-07-18 03:31:29 PM
Must not be getting too many indecent proposals lately.

Ladies, invest those properly!
 
2013-07-18 03:31:52 PM
Can she borrow Obamas time machine and go back 20 years and do a photoshoot in yoga pants?

/This is germane to my interests
 
2013-07-18 03:33:23 PM

Mugato: Yeah subby, when you're struggling to make ends meet like Demi must be, you have to go where the money is, not waste time with something you enjoy.


DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER DING DING DING WAH WAH WAH WAH DING DING DING DING WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH DING DING DING

Sorry, I was totally spaced out there for a couple seconds.
 
2013-07-18 03:35:11 PM
Please don't GO DEBI!!!  You can't stop acting now, we need you!!!  What? OH, DEMI! DEMI WE NEED YOU! Don't stop acting!  What?
 
2013-07-18 03:35:31 PM
From the comments:

Yoga classes are full of young virile men who are willing to share their seed and strong bodily fluids with Demi. Demi must have the bodily fluids and seed from strong young men to maintain her youthful appearance and sex appeal. She must feed constantly.
 
2013-07-18 03:36:11 PM

DjangoStonereaver: How brave of her, to try and make it on her own in a new career with only the alimony from two of the
biggest stars of their respective generations as a safety net.


Pretty sure she stopped getting alimony from Bruce Willis after she married Ashton Kutcher. Plus, at the time of their divorce, she was worth slightly more than Kutcher himself. Even more now that she likely got half of what he earned in those 6 years.
 
2013-07-18 03:36:18 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Must not be getting too many indecent proposals lately.


She would probably call the proposals she must get from Lifetime to play the "mature" mother to be indecent.

/never really found her hot
//cancel the Studman shiat, she has a man face and bolt on tits
///and she comes off as a biatch
 
2013-07-18 03:41:35 PM
www.sinalcofriends.com


Yoga? sign me up.
 
2013-07-18 03:42:07 PM
does anyone give a crap?  i mean when is the last time Demi Moore headlined a movie that turned a profit?
 
2013-07-18 03:43:07 PM
oh sure, I've heard this one before...  Acting gave her the old "it's not you it's me" line, & now, she's running around town telling everyone that she's breaking up with Acting.
 
2013-07-18 03:43:44 PM
Why is there a picture of a stroke victim on the article?
 
2013-07-18 03:43:58 PM
There are a lot of creepy looking hands in that picture
 
2013-07-18 03:44:44 PM

indarwinsshadow: [www.sinalcofriends.com image 652x1000]


Yoga? sign me up.


pretty face but ... the butt has nothing to offer & those hoes are not very complimentary.

/icky.
 
2013-07-18 03:51:23 PM
Demi realistically knows she's considered over the hill in youth-obsessed Hollywood

Hollywood isn't youth-obsessed. It's money-obsessed. And they know that people will pay to see good actresses of any age. But they won't pay for T&A that's wrinked and saggy.
 
2013-07-18 03:52:00 PM
She can either 1) do a bunch of work to try and restart her acting career, or 2) she can cash in on her former stardom and charge a few people a bunch of money to teach them yoga class once or twice a week.  Which would you go for?
 
2013-07-18 03:52:32 PM
Quitting a job after you stop getting job offers isn't really quitting?

It's more acceptance.
 
2013-07-18 03:53:18 PM
There was a decent comedian line about Yoga class and camel-toe being the only reason to go
 
2013-07-18 03:54:17 PM

frepnog: does anyone give a crap?  i mean when is the last time Demi Moore headlined a movie that turned a profit?


Margin call where she played a minor character anyone could've played?

/awaiting yogurt pants
 
2013-07-18 03:55:29 PM

farkeruk: Hollywood isn't youth-obsessed. It's money-obsessed. And they know that people will pay to see good actresses of any age. But they won't pay for T&A that's wrinked and saggy.


It's hard to feel too much sympathy for actresses who got where they are on their looks, shutting out homely or older women and then get all indignant when it eventually happens to them.

/tell Salma Hayek, Helen Mirren and Julianne Moore that Hollywood only hires 20 year olds
 
2013-07-18 03:55:38 PM
 
2013-07-18 03:56:09 PM
YO-GA!  YOGA!  YO-GA!

/sorry
 
2013-07-18 03:56:17 PM
Didn't she make a movie back in the 80s?  What was it...Flashdance or something?
 
2013-07-18 03:57:49 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Oblig.  NSFW or lunch.

http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demi -m oore-nude-5.jpg


Got Damn. She's got JJ Walker in a scissor lock.

/don't know why I went with JJ Walker
 
2013-07-18 03:58:37 PM
Let us not mention that Demi is never going to get work in Hollywood because in it is well known what's it's like to try to work with GIMMEE MOORE.
 
2013-07-18 03:59:41 PM

Kibbler: Didn't she make a movie back in the 80s?  What was it...Flashdance or something?


Actually I saw Jennifer Beals on Castle recently and she's still quite fetching.
 
2013-07-18 04:09:30 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Oblig.  NSFW or lunch.

http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demi -m oore-nude-5.jpg


dog fir underwear? what the heck?
 
2013-07-18 04:10:57 PM

Virtual Pariah: Quitting a job after you stop getting job offers isn't really quitting?

It's more acceptance.


She CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
 
2013-07-18 04:11:15 PM
There should be some sort of legal contract where if you say you're retiring from acting, then you have to stay retired, and not stage some crappy "comeback" in a couple of years.
 
2013-07-18 04:12:09 PM
I guess Kabbalah didn't quite cut it.
 
2013-07-18 04:15:00 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Oblig.  NSFW or lunch.

http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demi -m oore-nude-5.jpg


Why is she giving birth to a bear in that picture?
 
2013-07-18 04:15:05 PM
I think she quit acting about the time G.I. Jane came out.
 
2013-07-18 04:19:11 PM

WhippingBoy: There should be some sort of legal contract where if you say you're retiring from acting, then you have to stay retired, and not stage some crappy "comeback" in a couple of years.


Add a rock star clause.
 
2013-07-18 04:19:36 PM
Yoga is for recovering addicts that can't handle intelligent solutions like prayer.
There, I said it. They can dress it up with all that pseudo-mysticism but it's just hot women with rock hard veiny abs all bent up into positions that almost makes their labias tear free from the crazy satanic pants they wear. Crazy hot women all in a room grunting and queefing while stanking the place up with their rancid Fiji water sweat.
 
2013-07-18 04:23:46 PM
Does she wear tight things that accentuate her bushy crotch?
 
2013-07-18 04:25:14 PM

YoOjo: Yoga is for recovering addicts that can't handle intelligent solutions like prayer.
There, I said it. They can dress it up with all that pseudo-mysticism but it's just hot women with rock hard veiny abs all bent up into positions that almost makes their labias tear free from the crazy satanic pants they wear. Crazy hot women all in a room grunting and queefing while stanking the place up with their rancid Fiji water sweat.


Janine Turner would like a word with you:

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2013-07-18 04:25:32 PM

Mugato: It's hard to feel too much sympathy for actresses who got where they are on their looks, shutting out homely or older women and then get all indignant when it eventually happens to them.

/tell Salma Hayek, Helen Mirren and Julianne Moore that Hollywood only hires 20 year olds


Julianne Moore's kinda interesting because apart from being a really good actress, she peaked, hotness-wise in her late 30s in Boogie Nights. That said, I'd still give her the worst 5 seconds of sex she's ever had.
 
2013-07-18 04:28:41 PM
Large invisible dick pic
 
2013-07-18 04:30:53 PM
Demi Moore in yoga pants? Yes please
 
2013-07-18 04:31:10 PM
If only there were some pictures of women doing yoga and the type of pants that they usually wear while doing yoga
 
2013-07-18 04:34:03 PM
didn't she quit acting 10 or 15 years ago? at least I thought she did.
 
2013-07-18 04:35:42 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Oblig.  NSFW or lunch.

http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demi -m oore-nude-5.jpg


That's some might strong kitty fro there.
 
2013-07-18 04:38:40 PM

Mugato: Psycoholic_Slag: Oblig.  NSFW or lunch.

http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/demi -m oore-nude-5.jpg

Got Damn. She's got JJ Walker in a scissor lock.

/don't know why I went with JJ Walker


You should have gone with Bob Rose...
www.biography.com
 
2013-07-18 04:48:38 PM

Diogenes: That's a stretch.


Now wait just a downward doggone minute!
 
2013-07-18 04:50:05 PM
I strenuously object.

/move to reconsider
 
2013-07-18 04:56:36 PM

YoOjo: Yoga is for recovering addicts that can't handle intelligent solutions like prayer.
There, I said it. They can dress it up with all that pseudo-mysticism but it's just hot women with rock hard veiny abs all bent up into positions that almost makes their labias tear free from the crazy satanic pants they wear. Crazy hot women all in a room grunting and queefing while stanking the place up with their rancid Fiji water sweat.


Crazy, limber women that can fit in a suitcase when you're done with them...

/Who am I kidding: I'd probably just lie there in perfect savasana pose
 
2013-07-18 05:03:30 PM
Demi Moore was still acting?

REally?
 
2013-07-18 05:11:46 PM
We could have had a Moore thread. We could have had a bendy girl thread!


But we got this!!
 
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