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(ABC)   Snooki: "I'm the size of a 5th grader". And smart as a 2nd grader   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 43
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2013-07-18 12:18:59 PM
that's not fair to second grader's subby.
 
2013-07-18 12:33:08 PM
An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.
 
2013-07-18 12:47:53 PM
Says more about 5th graders than it does that land whale Snooki.

/bring back PE
 
2013-07-18 12:49:40 PM
A 5th grader? That's quite a cavernous vaginal capacity she's claiming there.

www.karmathaimassage.com
 
2013-07-18 12:52:19 PM
Meh, she got skinny, but she's nowhere near heroin addict runway model skinny, people need to back the fark off. Jesus, this may be the only positive thing the woman has ever done, give her SOME credit, she might not have another opportunity.
 
2013-07-18 12:53:17 PM
Great, I can satisfy two fantasies at once
 
2013-07-18 12:55:44 PM
Stupid is a stupid does.  (Run like a mother*cker, Forrest.)

IdBeCrazyIf: Great, I can satisfy two fantasies at once


Heh.
 
2013-07-18 12:56:23 PM
Some say Snooki is "pint-sized" but I say she's more of a quart.
 
2013-07-18 12:57:18 PM
and motherf*cker, too.
 
2013-07-18 01:09:52 PM

tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.


Didn't read the article, did you?
 
2013-07-18 01:20:43 PM
She had to lose the baby fat at some point.
Some women never do.
But she's still not that good looking.
 
2013-07-18 01:21:37 PM
Remember when The Sopranos was on the air and there were always these ongoing protests from Italian-Americans about how the show made Italian-Americans, especially those from New York and New Jersey, look bad?

Yeah, I remember that.
 
2013-07-18 01:23:27 PM
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2013-07-18 01:29:18 PM

tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.


Yeah, she's a complete cow:

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-18 01:31:23 PM
Now, if we can just push her a little harder, she can have her very own self-image problem, complete with complimentary anorexia and/or bulimia.

Well done, America!
 
2013-07-18 01:31:36 PM
Hmmmph...maybe a home-schooled second-grader.

/IF YOU'RE HOME-SCHOOLED, WHAT I MEANT BY THAT REMARK IS THAT YOU'RE DUMB.
 
2013-07-18 01:34:23 PM

amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.

Yeah, she's a complete cow:

[img.fark.net image 599x609]


Being forced to lay off the booze has helped as well.  Hopefully the kid will calm her down and she fades into the grey.

Wait, she's an MTV whore, we get to see her for 10 more years.  Pity that the kid is gonna have a camera in his face growing up.
 
2013-07-18 01:40:51 PM

Mog32Kupo: amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.

Yeah, she's a complete cow:

[img.fark.net image 599x609]

Being forced to lay off the booze has helped as well.  Hopefully the kid will calm her down and she fades into fifty shades of  grey.

Wait, she's an MTV whore, we get to see her for 10 more years.  Pity that the kid is gonna have a camera in his face growing up.


FTFY
 
2013-07-18 02:04:31 PM
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2013-07-18 02:09:55 PM
Good for her.
4foot 8 is tiny
 
2013-07-18 02:14:16 PM
She's short and all, and I'm all for folks being in shape (Lord knows I'm not)  but that size doesn't suit her face.  Lack of chubby in her cheeks reveals way too much chin.  She just don't look right.
 
2013-07-18 02:22:30 PM
Has she started spray-painting the kid orange yet?
 
2013-07-18 02:32:18 PM

amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.

Yeah, she's a complete cow:

[img.fark.net image 599x609]


Look at that bed! How tall is she?
 
2013-07-18 03:26:07 PM
As k Jessica Simpson how well playing the dumb girl paid off for her? Snooki is following a similar blueprint - she may come off as dumb, but she is making smart business decisions
 
2013-07-18 04:00:24 PM

Kuroshin: Says more about 5th graders than it does that land whale Snooki.

/bring back PE


Here I thought it was a comment on how she makes Kristin Chenoweth look tall.
 
2013-07-18 04:34:43 PM

Infernalist: Now, if we can just push her a little harder, she can have her very own self-image problem, complete with complimentary anorexia and/or bulimia.

Well done, America!


She already does have a self-image problem.

She's from Jersey...
 
2013-07-18 04:54:09 PM
She's actually almost cute now!

/Good work!
 
2013-07-18 04:58:15 PM

p the boiler: As k Jessica Simpson how well playing the dumb girl paid off for her? Snooki is following a similar blueprint - she may come off as dumb, but she is making smart business decisions

I can't decide if this is a joke or not.


http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/12/07/jessica-simpsons-clo th ing-line-expected-make-history-billion-sales/
 
2013-07-18 05:08:42 PM

amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.

Yeah, she's a complete cow:

[img.fark.net image 599x609]


To be fair, neither of us RTFA.

Good for her to have lost the weight.  She was a porker even before the baby.  Finally taking care of herself.  Now if she would stop with the bronzer...
 
2013-07-18 05:09:52 PM
Meh.

/too skinny
 
2013-07-18 05:14:37 PM
Poor girl can't win.

"You're too fat!"

*busts ass and loses weight*

"You're too skinny!"

oO
 
2013-07-18 05:15:56 PM

Mobutu: Poor girl can't win.

"You're too fat!"

*busts ass and loses weight*

"You're too skinny!"

oO


Was thinking the same thing. She's insufferable, but there's no denying she accomplished something with her weight loss.
 
2013-07-18 05:22:04 PM
Honestly, I saw that hater's show and then some pictures of her out of makeup and really felt bad for making fun of her.

I still hate Jersey Shore and fake tans and vapid people, but it would appear she is actually growing up, maturing, and taking charge of her own life in a way most reality stars do not.  In some fashion.  I have to respect that, even if I am not 100% behind everything she does or whatever.
 
2013-07-18 05:42:22 PM
I think her weight looks fine. My concern is her teeth. She looks like she's got puppet teeth.

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2013-07-18 05:50:56 PM

katerbug72: I think her weight looks fine. My concern is her teeth. She looks like she's got puppet teeth.

[riffraf.typepad.com image 238x322]


That, and the bad tan.
 
2013-07-18 05:53:55 PM
Put a ball gag on her and send her to my room.
 
2013-07-18 06:24:22 PM

Mog32Kupo: Wait, she's an MTV whore, we get to see her for 10 more years.  Pity that the kid is gonna have a camera in his face growing up.


I don't know.  I watched the pre-show for the Challenge (cause that show is awesome) that she hosted.  She is absolutely horrible on the mic.  I don't see MTV sticking with her much longer if she can't/won't drink herself stupid in front of the camera.
 
2013-07-18 06:30:01 PM
About as well mannered as a two year old too..
 
2013-07-18 10:37:45 PM
I always thought she looked cute, but I've only seen still photos of her -- never seen the show or heard her speak. My opinion is that a lot of people are reacting to the packaging -- the way she acts, dresses, speaks, or behaves, and she's (and just about anyone is) capable of changing that packaging. I figure if the exact same person showed up in your life wearing your clique's clothing, speaking the way you speak, and acting the way your friends do, you'd have no problem with her and would probably like her.
 
2013-07-18 11:31:39 PM
Didn't she shiat herself on tv? Also queue the "Snooki gets KTFO".gif
 
2013-07-19 07:57:46 AM
she's a damn rocket scientist compared to some of the other people from jersey shore and other mtv celebrities.  i would bet good money that snooki is smarter and a better person than kim kardashian, farrah abraham, or heidi montag.
 
2013-07-19 09:28:16 AM

enderthexenocide: she's a damn rocket scientist compared to some of the other people from jersey shore and other mtv celebrities.  i would bet good money that snooki is smarter and a better person than kim kardashian, farrah abraham, or heidi montag.


That's kind of a dubious honor, isn't it?

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2013-07-19 05:10:26 PM
No matter what anyone says, I'd still bang her like a screen door in a tornado!
 
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